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The Ballad of Buster Scruggs

I challenge your credentials, madam, for assessing human worth

I challenge your credentials, madam, for assessing human worth

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I challenge your credentials, madam,
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for assessing human worth.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
01:53:10
Uploaded
Jun 24, 2025
Genres
comedy, drama, musical
Production
Mike Zoss Productions

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Movie Summary

Six tales of life and violence in the Old West, following a singing gunslinger, a bank robber, a traveling impresario, an elderly prospector, a wagon train, and a perverse pair of bounty hunters.
People are not like ferrets, - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:07
People are not like ferrets,
My husband, Dr. Betjeman, was an expert, - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:11
My husband, Dr. Betjeman, was an expert,
He was-- He is considered an expert on spiritual betterment. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:06
He was-- He is considered an expert on spiritual betterment.
But I don't suppose you have ever been much occupied - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:05
But I don't suppose you have ever been much occupied
Well, I'm not an enemy of betterment, - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:08
Well, I'm not an enemy of betterment,
[loud guffaw] - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:05
[loud guffaw]
Illness has kept him, but now we shall be reunited. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:04
Illness has kept him, but now we shall be reunited.
-It will be a great joy. -He awaits you in Fort Morgan? - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:04
-It will be a great joy. -He awaits you in Fort Morgan?
Yes. I have been living with my daughter and son-in-law these last three years. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:06
Yes. I have been living with my daughter and son-in-law thes...
-I was welcome in my daughter's house. -Oh, she would say so, of course, - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:12
-I was welcome in my daughter's house. -Oh, she would s...
Each a life only our own. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:04
Each a life only our own.
I know that we must each spin our own wheel and play our own hand. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:04
I know that we must each spin our own wheel and play our own...
I was once at cards with a man named Cipolski. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:05
I was once at cards with a man named Cipolski.
My hand was poor, I folded, but Cipolski and four others remained. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:04
My hand was poor, I folded, but Cipolski and four others rem...
You must play for me while I perform mes nécessités." - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:04
You must play for me while I perform mes nécessités."...
I said, "Friend, no. I cannot wager for you." - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:06
I said, "Friend, no. I cannot wager for you."
You wager as I would do." - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:06
You wager as I would do."
How a man wager, it is decided by who he is, - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:10
How a man wager, it is decided by who he is,
I cannot know you, not to this degree. - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:05
I cannot know you, not to this degree.
We may call each other friend, but we cannot know each other so." - The Ballad of Buster Scruggs 00:08
We may call each other friend, but we cannot know each other...