Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar,...
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Egbert Sousé:
Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something better for ten cents a share? If five gets ya ten, ten'll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's paisley shawl. Og Oggilby:
Beer? Egbert Sousé:
Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar, dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa
Ten cents a share. Telephone sold for five cents a share. How would you like something better for ten cents a share? If five gets ya ten, ten'll get ya twenty. A beautiful home in the country, upstairs and down. Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's paisley shawl. Og Oggilby:
Beer? Egbert Sousé:
Beer! Fishing in the stream that runs under the aboreal dell. A man comes up from the bar, dumps $3,500 in your lap for every nickel invested. Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted line." And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa
Full Transcript
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- These shares are selling
for ten cents a share and...
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- Ten cents, eh?
- Oh, that's terrible.
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These shares are selling
for ten cents a share.
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- A telephone company once sold for five cents a share.
- Five cents?
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These shares are twice as expensive,
therefore they'll be twice as valuable!
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- Sure, they will.
- Naturally you're no dunce.
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The telephone is now listed
at $1.73, and you can't buy it.
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$3,460 for every nickel
you put into it.
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The point I'm trying to make
is this...
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- Huh?
- The point I'm trying to make is:
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These shares sell for ten cents.
It's simple arithmetic.
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- If five will get you ten, ten will get you 20!
- Sure.
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Sixteen cylinder cars. A big home in
the city. Balconies upstairs and down.
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Home in the country.
Big trees. Private golf course.
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Stream running through
the rear of the estate.
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Warm Sunday afternoon
fishing under the cool trees.
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Sipping ice-cold beer.
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I can almost see the foam.
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- Ham and cheese on rye.
- With mustard.
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- Yeah.
- We have plenty of mustard at the house.
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And then this guy comes up the shady
drive in an armored car from a bank.
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And he dumps
a whole basket of coupons...
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worth hundreds of thousands of dollars
right in your lap.
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And he says, "Sign here, please,
on the dotted line. "
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I'll have a fountain pen
by that time.
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And then he's off
to the soft chirping...
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of our feathered friends
in the arboreal dell.
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- That's what these bonds mean.
- They do, eh?
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I'd rather part with my dear old grandmother's
paisley shawl or her wedding ring...
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than to part with these bonds.
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Movie Summary
Henpecked Egbert Sousé has comic adventures as a substitute film director and unlikely bank guard.
Actors
Egbert Sousé
Og Oggilby
