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"The Bank Job" quotes

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Terry is a small-time car dealer trying to leave his shady past behind and start a family. Martine is a beautiful model from Terry's old neighbourhood who knows that Terry is no angel. When Martine proposes a foolproof plan to rob a bank, Terry recognises the danger but realises this may be the opportunity of a lifetime. As the resourceful band of thieves burrows its way into a safe-deposit vault at a Lloyds Bank, they quickly realise that, besides millions in riches, the boxes also contain secrets that implicate everyone from London's most notorious underworld gangsters to powerful government figures, and even the Royal Family. Although the heist makes headlines throughout Britain for several days, a government gag order eventually brings all reporting of the case to an immediate halt.

Director: Roger Donaldson
Writer: Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $30,060,660
Released: 07 Mar 2008
Awards: 3 nominations
What's down there - The Bank Job 00:11 What's down there We are not bank robbers - The Bank Job 00:34 We are not bank robbers And I know your mates - The Bank Job 00:37 And I know your mates All clear on the western front Guy Over - The Bank Job 00:08 All clear on the western front Guy Over I have a kidney stone - The Bank Job 00:11 I have a kidney stone How did that happen Fucked if I know - The Bank Job 00:06 How did that happen Fucked if I know A bit tight under the arms don't you think - The Bank Job 00:11 A bit tight under the arms don't you think So come on then what don't I know - The Bank Job 00:21 So come on then what don't I know If we hit the restaurant by mistake we'll be knee deep in fried chicken - The Bank Job 00:08 If we hit the restaurant by mistake we'll be knee deep... We can smell the money though Over - The Bank Job 00:10 We can smell the money though Over These people aren't regular cozzers Martine - The Bank Job 00:10 These people aren't regular cozzers Martine You don't understand - The Bank Job 00:36 You don't understand There's another problem - The Bank Job 00:21 There's another problem What we don't rate a mention - The Bank Job 00:09 What we don't rate a mention Your documentation and guarantees - The Bank Job 00:13 Your documentation and guarantees We're interested - The Bank Job 00:23 We're interested So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid - The Bank Job 00:13 So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid You know - The Bank Job 00:24 You know Hakim tell us more about your book - The Bank Job 00:21 Hakim tell us more about your book So what were these films you were in - The Bank Job 00:12 So what were these films you were in I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay - The Bank Job 00:11 I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay This is the Major Major Guy Singer - The Bank Job 00:17 This is the Major Major Guy Singer They know what they're doing these people do they - The Bank Job 00:25 They know what they're doing these people do they Radio's in the bag binocs as well - The Bank Job 00:15 Radio's in the bag binocs as well Never washed after our magic moment Snooky - The Bank Job 00:06 Never washed after our magic moment Snooky Look I don't know anything about any bank robbery Honest - The Bank Job 00:08 Look I don't know anything about any bank robbery... Mummy Daddy's on the radio - The Bank Job 00:04 Mummy Daddy's on the radio We heard you on the radio Terry You're famous you know - The Bank Job 00:04 We heard you on the radio Terry You're famous you know So don't take me for a fool Michael - The Bank Job 00:19 So don't take me for a fool Michael Fish fingers tonight eh - The Bank Job 00:04 Fish fingers tonight eh I've got a question - The Bank Job 00:11 I've got a question When are you guys gonna hit the vault I'm freezing my tits off up here - The Bank Job 00:18 When are you guys gonna hit the vault I'm freezing my... You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you - The Bank Job 00:35 You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you She is a scallywag Thank you - The Bank Job 00:05 She is a scallywag Thank you Hello Who am I talking to - The Bank Job 00:36 Hello Who am I talking to I have a very jaundiced view of life - The Bank Job 00:09 I have a very jaundiced view of life Be lucky - The Bank Job 00:04 Be lucky Another Terry Leather low mileage gem - The Bank Job 00:04 Another Terry Leather low mileage gem Bloody hell What's going on - The Bank Job 00:04 Bloody hell What's going on Why'd you pick Kev and me - The Bank Job 00:09 Why'd you pick Kev and me All right Let's make some money - The Bank Job 00:04 All right Let's make some money I'm afraid I've got some potentially bad news for you Michael - The Bank Job 00:31 I'm afraid I've got some potentially bad news for... Might it not be prudent to get the committee - The Bank Job 00:12 Might it not be prudent to get the committee The papers said that there was a woman in the vault - The Bank Job 00:12 The papers said that there was a woman in the vault Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund - The Bank Job 00:10 Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund Are you mad The whole point of having a safe deposit box - The Bank Job 00:10 Are you mad The whole point of having a safe deposit box These people aren't regular cozzers Martine - The Bank Job 00:21 These people aren't regular cozzers Martine We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie - The Bank Job 00:12 We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie Because it's tattooed on that stripper's ass Kevin - The Bank Job 00:08 Because it's tattooed on that stripper's ass Kevin Okay what's going on You two have been staring daggers - The Bank Job 00:09 Okay what's going on You two have been staring daggers What about releasing the tapes to the radio and TV - The Bank Job 00:13 What about releasing the tapes to the radio and TV Hold on hold on What you mean MI fucking 5 - The Bank Job 00:08 Hold on hold on What you mean MI fucking 5

Cast

Terry Leather - Jason Statham
Martine Love - Saffron Burrows
Dave Shilling - Daniel Mays
Guy Singer - James Faulkner