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"The Bank Job" quotes

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Terry is a small-time car dealer trying to leave his shady past behind and start a family. Martine is a beautiful model from Terry's old neighbourhood who knows that Terry is no angel. When Martine proposes a foolproof plan to rob a bank, Terry recognises the danger but realises this may be the opportunity of a lifetime. As the resourceful band of thieves burrows its way into a safe-deposit vault at a Lloyds Bank, they quickly realise that, besides millions in riches, the boxes also contain secrets that implicate everyone from London's most notorious underworld gangsters to powerful government figures, and even the Royal Family. Although the heist makes headlines throughout Britain for several days, a government gag order eventually brings all reporting of the case to an immediate halt.

Director: Roger Donaldson
Writer: Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais
Production: N/A
Genre: thriller, crime, drama
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $30,060,660
Released: 07 Mar 2008
Awards: 3 nominations

58 Clips

Terry LeatherKevin SwainClean-Up Crew SpookDave ShillingMartine LoveWendy LeatherSonia BernMiles UrquartPhilip LisleLew VogelMichael XChicken Inn CookEddie BurtonVogol's cohortMountbattenTim EverettGuy SingerCatherine LeatherBambasGale BensonHakim JamalIngrid BurtonLord DrysdaleYoung Soldier
Hold on hold on What you mean MI fucking 5 - The Bank Job 00:08 Hold on hold on What you mean MI fucking 5 What about releasing the tapes to the radio and TV - The Bank Job 00:13 What about releasing the tapes to the radio and TV Okay what's going on You two have been staring daggers - The Bank Job 00:09 Okay what's going on You two have been staring daggers Because it's tattooed on that stripper's ass Kevin - The Bank Job 00:08 Because it's tattooed on that stripper's ass Kevin We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie - The Bank Job 00:12 We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie These people aren't regular cozzers Martine - The Bank Job 00:21 These people aren't regular cozzers Martine Are you mad The whole point of having a safe deposit box - The Bank Job 00:10 Are you mad The whole point of having a safe deposit box Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund - The Bank Job 00:10 Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund The papers said that there was a woman in the vault - The Bank Job 00:12 The papers said that there was a woman in the vault Might it not be prudent to get the committee - The Bank Job 00:12 Might it not be prudent to get the committee I'm afraid I've got some potentially bad news for you Michael - The Bank Job 00:31 I'm afraid I've got some potentially bad news for you... All right Let's make some money - The Bank Job 00:04 All right Let's make some money Why'd you pick Kev and me - The Bank Job 00:09 Why'd you pick Kev and me Bloody hell What's going on - The Bank Job 00:04 Bloody hell What's going on Another Terry Leather low mileage gem - The Bank Job 00:04 Another Terry Leather low mileage gem Be lucky - The Bank Job 00:04 Be lucky I have a very jaundiced view of life - The Bank Job 00:09 I have a very jaundiced view of life Hello Who am I talking to - The Bank Job 00:36 Hello Who am I talking to She is a scallywag Thank you - The Bank Job 00:05 She is a scallywag Thank you You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you - The Bank Job 00:35 You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you When are you guys gonna hit the vault I'm freezing my tits off up here - The Bank Job 00:18 When are you guys gonna hit the vault I'm freezing my tits... I've got a question - The Bank Job 00:11 I've got a question Fish fingers tonight eh - The Bank Job 00:04 Fish fingers tonight eh So don't take me for a fool Michael - The Bank Job 00:19 So don't take me for a fool Michael We heard you on the radio Terry You're famous you know - The Bank Job 00:04 We heard you on the radio Terry You're famous you know Mummy Daddy's on the radio - The Bank Job 00:04 Mummy Daddy's on the radio Look I don't know anything about any bank robbery Honest - The Bank Job 00:08 Look I don't know anything about any bank robbery Honest Never washed after our magic moment Snooky - The Bank Job 00:06 Never washed after our magic moment Snooky Radio's in the bag binocs as well - The Bank Job 00:15 Radio's in the bag binocs as well They know what they're doing these people do they - The Bank Job 00:25 They know what they're doing these people do they This is the Major Major Guy Singer - The Bank Job 00:17 This is the Major Major Guy Singer I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay - The Bank Job 00:11 I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay So what were these films you were in - The Bank Job 00:12 So what were these films you were in Hakim tell us more about your book - The Bank Job 00:21 Hakim tell us more about your book You know - The Bank Job 00:24 You know So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid - The Bank Job 00:13 So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid We're interested - The Bank Job 00:23 We're interested Your documentation and guarantees - The Bank Job 00:13 Your documentation and guarantees What we don't rate a mention - The Bank Job 00:09 What we don't rate a mention There's another problem - The Bank Job 00:21 There's another problem You don't understand - The Bank Job 00:36 You don't understand These people aren't regular cozzers Martine - The Bank Job 00:10 These people aren't regular cozzers Martine We can smell the money though Over - The Bank Job 00:10 We can smell the money though Over If we hit the restaurant by mistake we'll be knee deep in fried chicken - The Bank Job 00:08 If we hit the restaurant by mistake we'll be knee deep in... So come on then what don't I know - The Bank Job 00:21 So come on then what don't I know A bit tight under the arms don't you think - The Bank Job 00:11 A bit tight under the arms don't you think How did that happen Fucked if I know - The Bank Job 00:06 How did that happen Fucked if I know I have a kidney stone - The Bank Job 00:11 I have a kidney stone All clear on the western front Guy Over - The Bank Job 00:08 All clear on the western front Guy Over And I know your mates - The Bank Job 00:37 And I know your mates We are not bank robbers - The Bank Job 00:34 We are not bank robbers What's down there - The Bank Job 00:11 What's down there

Cast

Terry Leather - Jason Statham
Martine Love - Saffron Burrows
Kevin Swain - Stephen Campbell Moore
Dave Shilling - Daniel Mays
Guy Singer - James Faulkner
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