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Martine offers Terry a lead on a foolproof bank hit on London's Baker Street. She targets a roomful of safe deposit boxes worth millions in cash and jewelry along with a treasure trove of di... Read all

Director: Roger Donaldson
Writer: Dick Clement, Ian La Frenais
Production: N/A
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 69/100
ImdbRating: 7.2
BoxOffice: $30,060,660
Released: 07 Mar 2008
Awards: 3 nominations

100 Clips & Quotes

What about releasing the tapes to the radio and TV - The Bank Job 00:04
What about releasing the tapes to the radio and TV
Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund - The Bank Job 00:10
Terry anything for the widows and orphans fund
The papers said that there was a woman in the vault - The Bank Job 00:12
The papers said that there was a woman in the vault
Might it not be prudent to get the committee - The Bank Job 00:12
Might it not be prudent to get the committee
I'm afraid I've got some potentially bad news for you Michael - The Bank Job 00:31
I'm afraid I've got some potentially bad news for you...
Okay what's going on You two have been staring daggers - The Bank Job 00:08
Okay what's going on You two have been staring daggers
All right Let's make some money - The Bank Job 00:04
All right Let's make some money
Why'd you pick Kev and me - The Bank Job 00:09
Why'd you pick Kev and me
Bloody hell What's going on - The Bank Job 00:04
Bloody hell What's going on
Another Terry Leather low mileage gem - The Bank Job 00:04
Another Terry Leather low mileage gem
Be lucky - The Bank Job 00:04
Be lucky
We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie - The Bank Job 00:06
We've got the walkie talkies What about Eddie
I have a very jaundiced view of life - The Bank Job 00:09
I have a very jaundiced view of life
Hello Who am I talking to - The Bank Job 00:36
Hello Who am I talking to
She is a scallywag Thank you - The Bank Job 00:05
She is a scallywag Thank you
You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you - The Bank Job 00:35
You have no idea the danger you and your chums are in do you
When are you guys gonna hit the vault I'm freezing my tits off up here - The Bank Job 00:18
When are you guys gonna hit the vault I'm freezing my tits...
I've got a question - The Bank Job 00:11
I've got a question
Fish fingers tonight eh - The Bank Job 00:04
Fish fingers tonight eh
So don't take me for a fool Michael - The Bank Job 00:19
So don't take me for a fool Michael
We heard you on the radio Terry You're famous you know - The Bank Job 00:04
We heard you on the radio Terry You're famous you know
Mummy Daddy's on the radio - The Bank Job 00:04
Mummy Daddy's on the radio
Look I don't know anything about any bank robbery Honest - The Bank Job 00:08
Look I don't know anything about any bank robbery Honest
Never washed after our magic moment Snooky - The Bank Job 00:06
Never washed after our magic moment Snooky
Radio's in the bag binocs as well - The Bank Job 00:15
Radio's in the bag binocs as well
They know what they're doing these people do they - The Bank Job 00:25
They know what they're doing these people do they
This is the Major Major Guy Singer - The Bank Job 00:17
This is the Major Major Guy Singer
I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay - The Bank Job 00:11
I think drugs are responsible for the moral decay
So what were these films you were in - The Bank Job 00:12
So what were these films you were in
Hakim tell us more about your book - The Bank Job 00:21
Hakim tell us more about your book
You know - The Bank Job 00:24
You know
So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid - The Bank Job 00:13
So you're getting married tomorrow Ingrid
We're interested - The Bank Job 00:23
We're interested
Makes us all look stupid - The Bank Job 00:36
Makes us all look stupid
Your documentation and guarantees - The Bank Job 00:13
Your documentation and guarantees
What we don't rate a mention - The Bank Job 00:09
What we don't rate a mention
There's another problem - The Bank Job 00:21
There's another problem
You don't understand - The Bank Job 00:36
You don't understand
These people aren't regular cozzers Martine - The Bank Job 00:10
These people aren't regular cozzers Martine
We can smell the money though Over - The Bank Job 00:10
We can smell the money though Over
If we hit the restaurant by mistake we'll be knee deep in fried chicken - The Bank Job 00:08
If we hit the restaurant by mistake we'll be knee deep in...
So come on then what don't I know - The Bank Job 00:21
So come on then what don't I know
A bit tight under the arms don't you think - The Bank Job 00:11
A bit tight under the arms don't you think
How did that happen Fucked if I know - The Bank Job 00:06
How did that happen Fucked if I know
I have a kidney stone - The Bank Job 00:11
I have a kidney stone
All clear on the western front Guy Over - The Bank Job 00:08
All clear on the western front Guy Over
And I know your mates - The Bank Job 00:37
And I know your mates
We are not bank robbers - The Bank Job 00:34
We are not bank robbers
What's down there - The Bank Job 00:11
What's down there
Are you mad The whole point of having a safe deposit box - The Bank Job 00:08
Are you mad The whole point of having a safe deposit box
Anything for the Widows and Orphans Fund - The Bank Job 00:20
Anything for the Widows and Orphans Fund
Was she involved - The Bank Job 00:38
Was she involved
To protect everyone potentially embarrassed by this criminal activity - The Bank Job 00:43
To protect everyone potentially embarrassed by this criminal...
I'm afraid I have some potentially bad news for you - The Bank Job 01:17
I'm afraid I have some potentially bad news for you
Why'd you pick Kev and me - The Bank Job 00:21
Why'd you pick Kev and me
What's going on - The Bank Job 00:06
What's going on
I have a very jaundice view of life - The Bank Job 00:21
I have a very jaundice view of life
Who am I talking to - The Bank Job 03:02
Who am I talking to
What do you want - The Bank Job 02:58
What do you want
She is a scallywag - The Bank Job 00:15
She is a scallywag
You have no idea of the danger you and your chums are in - The Bank Job 02:37
You have no idea of the danger you and your chums are in
And why would that be - The Bank Job 02:34
And why would that be
When are you guys gonna hit the vault - The Bank Job 00:51
When are you guys gonna hit the vault
I've got a question - The Bank Job 00:45
I've got a question
Fish fingers tonight - The Bank Job 00:06
Fish fingers tonight
Don't take me for a fool - The Bank Job 01:11
Don't take me for a fool
I don't know anything about a bank robbery - The Bank Job 00:24
I don't know anything about a bank robbery
Never washed after our magic moment   Snookie - The Bank Job 00:17
Never washed after our magic moment Snookie
Radio's in the bag - The Bank Job 00:17
Radio's in the bag
This is The Major - The Bank Job 00:51
This is The Major
So what are these films you're in - The Bank Job 00:23
So what are these films you're in
Tell us more about your book - The Bank Job 00:53
Tell us more about your book
That will have to be sanctioned at the highest level - The Bank Job 01:47
That will have to be sanctioned at the highest level
Your documentations and guarantees - The Bank Job 00:26
Your documentations and guarantees
There's another problem - The Bank Job 01:17
There's another problem
You don't understand - The Bank Job 01:37
You don't understand
I could use a couple of those meself - The Bank Job 00:32
I could use a couple of those meself
These people aren't regular cozzers - The Bank Job 00:39
These people aren't regular cozzers
I want a warm bath and a cup of tea - The Bank Job 00:30
I want a warm bath and a cup of tea
We'll be knee deep in fried chicken - The Bank Job 00:13
We'll be knee deep in fried chicken
What don't I know - The Bank Job 00:48
What don't I know
Don't you think - The Bank Job 00:39
Don't you think
And I know your mates - The Bank Job 02:10
And I know your mates
Fucked if I know - The Bank Job 00:22
Fucked if I know
All clear on the western front - The Bank Job 00:16
All clear on the western front
We're not bank robbers - The Bank Job 01:47
We're not bank robbers
What's down there - The Bank Job 00:32
What's down there
You've always been looking for the big score - The Bank Job 02:12
You've always been looking for the big score
You're getting married tomorrow Ingrid - The Bank Job 00:29
You're getting married tomorrow Ingrid
I always wanted to meet a white man by the name of Brown - The Bank Job 00:48
I always wanted to meet a white man by the name of Brown
Daddy's on the radio - The Bank Job 00:11
Daddy's on the radio
Another Terry Leather low mileage gem - The Bank Job 00:15
Another Terry Leather low mileage gem
Which we instigated - The Bank Job 00:40
Which we instigated
We heard you on the radio - The Bank Job 00:12
We heard you on the radio
We don't make a mention - The Bank Job 00:26
We don't make a mention
We can smell the money - The Bank Job 00:27
We can smell the money
They're above that - The Bank Job 00:37
They're above that
They know what they're doing - The Bank Job 01:19
They know what they're doing
The papers said there was a woman involved - The Bank Job 00:34
The papers said there was a woman involved
Let's make some money - The Bank Job 00:11
Let's make some money

Cast

Terry Leather - Jason Statham
Martine Love - Saffron Burrows
Dave Shilling - Daniel Mays
Guy Singer - James Faulkner
Bambas - Alki David
Eddie Burton - Michael Jibson
Ingrid Burton - Georgia Taylor
Tim Everett - Richard Lintern
Miles Urquart - Peter Bowles
Philip Lisle - Alistair Petrie
Gale Benson - Hattie Morahan
Lord Drysdale - Rupert Frazer
Mountbatten - Christopher Owen
Wendy Leather - Keeley Hawes
Catherine Leather - Taelor Samways
Julie Leather - Kasey Baterip
Gerald Pyke - Don Gallagher
Nick Barton - Craig Fairbrass
Roy Given - Gerard Horan
Alfie Hook - Robert Whitelock
Lew Vogel - David Suchet
Michael X - Peter De Jersey
Stanley 'The Knife' Abbot (as Johan Myers) - Johann Myers
Hakim Jamal - Colin Salmon
Sonia Bern - Sharon Maughan
Vogel's Driver - Ray Nicholas
Perky - Jamie Kenna
Eric Addey - Angus Wright
Mr Brown - Mark Phoenix
Customs Agent - James Hall
Young Soldier - Cameron Anderson
Lawyer - Julian Firth
Customs Matron - Norma Dixit
Reporter - Antony Gabriel
Sir Leonard Plugge - Rupert Vansittart
Chicken Inn Waiter - Bronson Webb
Chicken Inn Cook - Omar Mostafa
Chicken Inn Customer - Dylan Charles
Bank Manager - Michael Haughey
Beat Policeman - Ray Trickitt
Newspaper Hawker - Steve Gibbs
Dave's Mum - Ursula Mohan
John Lennon - Alan Swoffer
The Princess - Louise Chambers
IslandsWoman - Bonnie Simon
Wedding Band (as The Storys) - Dai Smith
Wedding Band (as The Storys) - Alan Thomas
Wedding Band (as The Storys) - Brian Thomas
Wedding Band (as The Storys) - Rob Thompson
Wedding Band (as The Storys) - Andy Collins
Wedding Band (as The Storys) - Steve Balsamo
Wedding Guest - Debbie Attwell
Leonard - Trevor Coppola
Eddie's Friend - John De Luca
Strip Club Punter - James Fiddy
Secret Photographer - Martin Gooch
Playboy Club Punter - Kas Graham
Bank Employee - Safe Deposit - Mick Jagger
Police Driver - Wayne Parkhouse
C.I.D. Officer - John Warman
CID Officer - Chris Wilson