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Keaty:
[Keaty interrupts Richard whilst watching Francoise and pretending to read his book]
One: she's just teasin' ya. Richard:
What are you talking about? Keaty:
Two: you don't speak French. Three: he speaks French. In fact, even better than that, four: he IS French. Five: he's much better at football - sorry, sorry, SOCCER - than you. And six: you're a bit strange, Rich. Some girls like that in a man, but not usually the sort of girls you wanna be with. Richard:
Is that right? Keaty:
Come on, your last girlfriend chucked ya, there must've been a reason. Richard:
It was not my fault! Keaty:
And seven: look at - look at your thumbs, man! They're well defined! Richard:
Wh-what is that supposed to mean? Keaty:
You play a lot of video games! That is a powerful index of incompatabilty. Richard:
Why do I get the feeling like you're trying to tell me something? Keaty:
You haven't a hope mate - not a bleedin' chicken's chance in Thailand. Know what I mean? Richard:
Thank you. Keaty:
So, enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit. Richard:
[softly]
Thank you very much. Keaty:
It's my pleasure
[Keaty interrupts Richard whilst watching Francoise and pretending to read his book]
One: she's just teasin' ya. Richard:
What are you talking about? Keaty:
Two: you don't speak French. Three: he speaks French. In fact, even better than that, four: he IS French. Five: he's much better at football - sorry, sorry, SOCCER - than you. And six: you're a bit strange, Rich. Some girls like that in a man, but not usually the sort of girls you wanna be with. Richard:
Is that right? Keaty:
Come on, your last girlfriend chucked ya, there must've been a reason. Richard:
It was not my fault! Keaty:
And seven: look at - look at your thumbs, man! They're well defined! Richard:
Wh-what is that supposed to mean? Keaty:
You play a lot of video games! That is a powerful index of incompatabilty. Richard:
Why do I get the feeling like you're trying to tell me something? Keaty:
You haven't a hope mate - not a bleedin' chicken's chance in Thailand. Know what I mean? Richard:
Thank you. Keaty:
So, enjoy the beach and cut the bullshit. Richard:
[softly]
Thank you very much. Keaty:
It's my pleasure
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5 he's much better at football
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sorry sorry
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soccer than you
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and 6 you're a bit strange rich
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Some girls like that in a man
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but not usually the sort of girls
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you want to be with
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is that right
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Come on Your last girlfriend chucked you
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There must've been a reason
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Well it was not my fault
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And 7 look at look at your thumbs man
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They're well defined
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What is that supposed to mean
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You play a lot of video games
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That is a powerful index of incompatibility
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Well why do i get the feeling
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like you're trying to tell me something here Keaty
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You haven't a hope mate
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not a bleeding chicken's chance in Thailand
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Movie Summary
On vacation in Thailand, Richard sets out for an island rumored to be a solitary beach paradise.
Actors
Keaty
Richard
