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The Beach Bum

Because you know what, I been waitingfor ages and I ain't getting no pages

Because you know what, I been waiting
for ages and I ain't getting no pages

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Because you know what, I been waiting for ages and I ain't getting no pages.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
33
Timestamp in Movie
00:39:29
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Riverstone Pictures,Vice Studios,SPK Pictures,RocketScience,Iconoclast,Anonymous Content,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
I can't do it. - The Beach Bum 00:06
I can't do it.
I'm asking for enough loot to set me up for a few weeks here so I can have my daily goodies. - The Beach Bum 00:05
I'm asking for enough loot to set me up for a few weeks...
A little booze, a little weed, a little poontang. - The Beach Bum 00:08
A little booze, a little weed, a little poontang.
Mapco! They can pump their gas and they hear me through the little speakers up there. - The Beach Bum 00:04
Mapco! They can pump their gas and they hear me through the ...
My God. Call my motherfucking chiropractor. My back is gonna be fucked up tomorrow. - The Beach Bum 00:05
My God. Call my motherfucking chiropractor. My back is gonna...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, is friendship about, I need something from you? - The Beach Bum 00:07
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, is friendship about, I n...
I still don't understand how you married - The Beach Bum 00:15
I still don't understand how you married
- Yes! - Make complete sense, man. - The Beach Bum 00:04
- Yes! - Make complete sense, man.
I have real clients up for literary awards. - The Beach Bum 00:04
I have real clients up for literary awards.
Oh, the magical stoner. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Oh, the magical stoner.
I get your drift, man. Your silence is code with me. - The Beach Bum 00:05
I get your drift, man. Your silence is code with me.
You guys ever watched Magnum P.I.? - The Beach Bum 00:06
You guys ever watched Magnum P.I.?
Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys - The Beach Bum 00:16
Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys
I'm not asking you to part the fuckin' Red Sea for me - The Beach Bum 00:12
I'm not asking you to part the fuckin' Red Sea for...
The wind, the rain, the stars, the bird, the clock will answer you. - The Beach Bum 00:06
The wind, the rain, the stars, the bird, the clock will answ...
Of course it's poetry, you toothless, illiterate chump. It's Baudelaire. - The Beach Bum 00:04
Of course it's poetry, you toothless, illiterate chump....
It goes... - The Beach Bum 00:06
It goes...
You guys ever watch Magnum P I - The Beach Bum 00:11
You guys ever watch Magnum P I
The wind the rain the star the bird - The Beach Bum 00:20
The wind the rain the star the bird
This your car here? - The Beach Bum 00:05
This your car here?