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The Beach Bum

He's fucked up, Mom. It's just Moondog. Don't make excuses for him. You just kind of have...

Heather: He's fucked up, Mom.
Minnie: It's just Moondog.
Heather: Don't make excuses for him.
Minnie: You just kind of have to accept that he's from another dimension. He really is. And you have to love him for it. I do. You and limp dick are gonna have to accept that

Full Transcript

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He's fucked up Mom Ah
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It's just Moondog Don't make excuses for him
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You just kind of have to accept that he's
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he's from another dimension He really is
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And you have to love him for it I do
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You and Limp Dick are gonna have to accept that
Duration
17 seconds
Views
127
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:45
Uploaded
May 04, 2024
Genres
comedy
Production
Riverstone Pictures,Vice Studios,SPK Pictures,RocketScience,Iconoclast,Anonymous Content,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
Um, I think it was just, Ray's been there, I mean... - The Beach Bum 00:05
Um, I think it was just, Ray's been there, I mean...
At your third birthday, it was Ray who brought the pony in. - The Beach Bum 00:05
At your third birthday, it was Ray who brought the pony in.
What the fuck? - The Beach Bum 00:04
What the fuck?
Moondog, welcome to the NASA command center of Mary Jane. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Moondog, welcome to the NASA command center of Mary Jane.
This shit only grows in an isolated pond in Jamaica. - The Beach Bum 00:07
This shit only grows in an isolated pond in Jamaica.
It sprouts out of a pink fluorescent moss patch. - The Beach Bum 00:04
It sprouts out of a pink fluorescent moss patch.
- Pink fluorescent? - Mmm-hmm. - The Beach Bum 00:04
- Pink fluorescent? - Mmm-hmm.
This weed here is so good, it can make a motherfucker yearn for the afterlife. - The Beach Bum 00:05
This weed here is so good, it can make a motherfucker yearn ...
That's the keys and the trees to my success. - The Beach Bum 00:05
That's the keys and the trees to my success.
Because once a year, I fly to Jamaica, - The Beach Bum 00:06
Because once a year, I fly to Jamaica,
They turn their cheek this way, and we fly off that way. - The Beach Bum 00:05
They turn their cheek this way, and we fly off that way.
You won't remember this but the day you were born, - The Beach Bum 00:07
You won't remember this but the day you were born,
And your head came out nice and smooth with guts all over. - The Beach Bum 00:05
And your head came out nice and smooth with guts all over.
I saw your face but I didn't quite see your eyes - The Beach Bum 00:10
I saw your face but I didn't quite see your eyes
And that's when I put my hands on both sides of your head and escorted you into this world. - The Beach Bum 00:05
And that's when I put my hands on both sides of your he...
I give you my daughter to put your hands, and take her into the rest of the world. - The Beach Bum 00:05
I give you my daughter to put your hands, and take her into ...
This weed here it's so good - The Beach Bum 00:09
This weed here it's so good
She is singing to us, calling us back over the vistas of our past, - The Beach Bum 00:10
She is singing to us, calling us back over the vistas of our...
Sitting in the boom, and the tinkling strings. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Sitting in the boom, and the tinkling strings.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got his hand on it. - The Beach Bum 00:04
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got his hand on it.