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I could tell you that I'm a reverse paranoiac
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The Beach Bum

I could tell youthat I'm a reverse paranoiac. I am quite certain that the worldis...

I could tell you
that I'm a reverse paranoiac. I am quite certain that the world
is conspiring to make me happy. All three of which are true but
it's really simpler than that. I like to have fun, man

Full Transcript

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I could tell you that I'm a reverse paranoiac.
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I am quite certain that the world is conspiring to make me happy.
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All three of which are true but it's really simpler than that.
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I like to have fun, man.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
01:14:29
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Riverstone Pictures,Vice Studios,SPK Pictures,RocketScience,Iconoclast,Anonymous Content,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
That is why I like boats. I like water. I like sunshine. I like beautiful women. - The Beach Bum 00:06
That is why I like boats. I like water. I like sunshine. I l...
A lot. - The Beach Bum 00:09
A lot.
You know, and the world is reverberating back and forth - The Beach Bum 00:13
You know, and the world is reverberating back and forth
What makes you, Moondog, different than all these other people? - The Beach Bum 00:04
What makes you, Moondog, different than all these other peop...
I'm a bottom feeder I got to go low to get high You know that - The Beach Bum 00:41
I'm a bottom feeder I got to go low to get high You...
Seriously? You mean the ones up north on the mainland, - The Beach Bum 00:13
Seriously? You mean the ones up north on the mainland,
I mean, fuck, man, so many people trip themselves when they're running downhill. - The Beach Bum 00:04
I mean, fuck, man, so many people trip themselves when they&...
Life's hard enough. Why would you fucking want to do that? - The Beach Bum 00:12
Life's hard enough. Why would you fucking want to do th...
I had people giving speeches and remembrance - The Beach Bum 00:09
I had people giving speeches and remembrance
It has resurrected and the phone is ringing! - The Beach Bum 00:07
It has resurrected and the phone is ringing!
Off the hook - The Beach Bum 00:13
Off the hook
But he was acting like a little fuckboy for a minute. - The Beach Bum 00:05
But he was acting like a little fuckboy for a minute.
And I had to admit, true genius takes true guidance. - The Beach Bum 00:06
And I had to admit, true genius takes true guidance.
Please tell me something, tell me something. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Please tell me something, tell me something.
And now the prize for outstanding poetry. - The Beach Bum 00:04
And now the prize for outstanding poetry.
It is a great honor that I introduce to you, - The Beach Bum 00:07
It is a great honor that I introduce to you,
How'd you pull it off How'd you do it - The Beach Bum 01:08
How'd you pull it off How'd you do it
But knowing you, being a part of what you did... - The Beach Bum 00:05
But knowing you, being a part of what you did...
I am quite certain that the world is conspiring to make me happy - The Beach Bum 00:06
I am quite certain that the world is conspiring to make me...
I get all these things going man and they are all turning me on - The Beach Bum 00:23
I get all these things going man and they are all turning me...