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The Beach Bum

I was read to as a child, mostly books about survivaland contortion

I was read to as a child, mostly books about survival
and contortion

Full Transcript

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I was read to as a child,
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mostly books about survival and contortion.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:44
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Riverstone Pictures,Vice Studios,SPK Pictures,RocketScience,Iconoclast,Anonymous Content,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
I drank off the teats of caribou, scrumptious, - The Beach Bum 00:08
I drank off the teats of caribou, scrumptious,
I wrote letters to loved ones and memorized..." - The Beach Bum 00:07
I wrote letters to loved ones and memorized..."
I did what I had to do... to keep going." - The Beach Bum 00:07
I did what I had to do... to keep going."
Come on, what's nothing mean, huh? - The Beach Bum 00:04
Come on, what's nothing mean, huh?
Nothing. That's what it means. Not a single cent until... - The Beach Bum 00:05
Nothing. That's what it means. Not a single cent until....
She used to call me up in a panic because someone did her tarot cards. - The Beach Bum 00:05
She used to call me up in a panic because someone did her ta...
Predicted it all, freaked her out but she was right, I guess. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Predicted it all, freaked her out but she was right, I guess...
She was concerned that if anything ever happened to her, - The Beach Bum 00:07
She was concerned that if anything ever happened to her,
- Whatever. - I write poetry, you old bitch. - The Beach Bum 00:04
- Whatever. - I write poetry, you old bitch.
Until then half of everything goes to Heather, - The Beach Bum 00:10
Until then half of everything goes to Heather,
Effective immediately, you can go back to your home, and get your typewriter - The Beach Bum 00:20
Effective immediately, you can go back to your home, and get...
Thank you, Minnie-Boo. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Thank you, Minnie-Boo.
You guys are with me in my wife's closet. - The Beach Bum 00:04
You guys are with me in my wife's closet.
Shit like this. Look after guys like me at times like this. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Shit like this. Look after guys like me at times like this.
You never know when you're gonna catch a fully dressed man unarmed. - The Beach Bum 00:04
You never know when you're gonna catch a fully dressed ...
Jose, I'm gonna take a little leave of absence. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Jose, I'm gonna take a little leave of absence.
But I left you a little bush of the sticky-icky that you like. - The Beach Bum 00:05
But I left you a little bush of the sticky-icky that you lik...
It's about time you guys got here - The Beach Bum 00:07
It's about time you guys got here
Effective immediately you can go back to your home - The Beach Bum 00:08
Effective immediately you can go back to your home
You're now basically a bum - The Beach Bum 00:05
You're now basically a bum