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I still don't understand how you married this milk-drinking closet case
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The Beach Bum

I still don't understand how youmarried this milk-drinking closet case

I still don't understand how you
married this milk-drinking closet case

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I still don't understand how you married this milk-drinking closet case.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:19
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Riverstone Pictures,Vice Studios,SPK Pictures,RocketScience,Iconoclast,Anonymous Content,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
I mean, look at him. He's got no magic, he's got no style. - The Beach Bum 00:05
I mean, look at him. He's got no magic, he's got n...
Fuck off! Get out of here, you fucking turd. - The Beach Bum 00:04
Fuck off! Get out of here, you fucking turd.
He may be a jerk but he's a great man - The Beach Bum 00:06
He may be a jerk but he's a great man
Keep the pool hot - The Beach Bum 00:12
Keep the pool hot
Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys - The Beach Bum 00:08
Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys
Because you know what, I been waiting for ages and I ain't getting no pages. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Because you know what, I been waiting for ages and I ain...
I can't do it. - The Beach Bum 00:06
I can't do it.
I'm asking for enough loot to set me up for a few weeks here so I can have my daily goodies. - The Beach Bum 00:05
I'm asking for enough loot to set me up for a few weeks...
A little booze, a little weed, a little poontang. - The Beach Bum 00:08
A little booze, a little weed, a little poontang.
Mapco! They can pump their gas and they hear me through the little speakers up there. - The Beach Bum 00:04
Mapco! They can pump their gas and they hear me through the ...
My God. Call my motherfucking chiropractor. My back is gonna be fucked up tomorrow. - The Beach Bum 00:05
My God. Call my motherfucking chiropractor. My back is gonna...
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, is friendship about, I need something from you? - The Beach Bum 00:07
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, is friendship about, I n...
I still don't understand how you married - The Beach Bum 00:15
I still don't understand how you married
- Yes! - Make complete sense, man. - The Beach Bum 00:04
- Yes! - Make complete sense, man.
I have real clients up for literary awards. - The Beach Bum 00:04
I have real clients up for literary awards.
Oh, the magical stoner. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Oh, the magical stoner.
I get your drift, man. Your silence is code with me. - The Beach Bum 00:05
I get your drift, man. Your silence is code with me.
You guys ever watched Magnum P.I.? - The Beach Bum 00:06
You guys ever watched Magnum P.I.?
Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys - The Beach Bum 00:16
Float me enough cash to get back down to the Keys
I'm not asking you to part the fuckin' Red Sea for me - The Beach Bum 00:12
I'm not asking you to part the fuckin' Red Sea for...