If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin...
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Moondog:
If I may suggest, your honor, I was told about this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands that's got an open bar and 24 hour time massage. A little "jerky-jerk" to take the edge off you in the detox period. Drain the old jizz pipe with the anti toxins.
Judge:
Excuse me?
Moondog:
All due respect to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety, I want to let you know the therapeutic value of a groin massage during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts fucking medicinal!
Judge:
It's not gonna happen!
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If if I may suggest Your Honor
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Tell her Moondog I was told
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of this amazing rehab facility in the Virgin Islands
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It's got an open bar
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and 24 hour Thai massage
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A little jerky jerk to take
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the edge off during the detox period
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Drain the old jizz pipe with the antitoxins
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Excuse me All due respect
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to my own personal fluid transition into my sobriety
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I want to let you know that the therapeutic value
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of a groin massage
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during the acute withdrawal phase is off the charts
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fucking medicinal It's not gonna happen
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 146
Timestamp in movie: 00h 47m 52s
Uploaded: 06 December, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
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