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I've told her this before. I mean, he wore a diaper until he was eight
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The Beach Bum

I've told her this before. I mean,he wore a diaper until he was eight

I've told her this before. I mean,
he wore a diaper until he was eight

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I've told her this before. I mean, he wore a diaper until he was eight.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
78
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:03
Uploaded
Jun 18, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Riverstone Pictures,Vice Studios,SPK Pictures,RocketScience,Iconoclast,Anonymous Content,Le Grisbi Productions

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Movie Summary

A rebellious stoner named Moondog lives life by his own rules.
First time I hit this shit, I nearly went into a coma. - The Beach Bum 00:04
First time I hit this shit, I nearly went into a coma.
You about to go to a place you never been before - The Beach Bum 00:07
You about to go to a place you never been before
- Are you sleeping with Lingerie? - Yes. Yes. - The Beach Bum 00:04
- Are you sleeping with Lingerie? - Yes. Yes.
He's fucked up Mom Ah - The Beach Bum 00:17
He's fucked up Mom Ah
Your father wouldn't mind, darling. Your father goes away. You know, Ray is... - The Beach Bum 00:04
Your father wouldn't mind, darling. Your father goes aw...
Um, I think it was just, Ray's been there, I mean... - The Beach Bum 00:05
Um, I think it was just, Ray's been there, I mean...
At your third birthday, it was Ray who brought the pony in. - The Beach Bum 00:05
At your third birthday, it was Ray who brought the pony in.
What the fuck? - The Beach Bum 00:04
What the fuck?
Moondog, welcome to the NASA command center of Mary Jane. - The Beach Bum 00:05
Moondog, welcome to the NASA command center of Mary Jane.
This shit only grows in an isolated pond in Jamaica. - The Beach Bum 00:07
This shit only grows in an isolated pond in Jamaica.
It sprouts out of a pink fluorescent moss patch. - The Beach Bum 00:04
It sprouts out of a pink fluorescent moss patch.
- Pink fluorescent? - Mmm-hmm. - The Beach Bum 00:04
- Pink fluorescent? - Mmm-hmm.
This weed here is so good, it can make a motherfucker yearn for the afterlife. - The Beach Bum 00:05
This weed here is so good, it can make a motherfucker yearn ...
That's the keys and the trees to my success. - The Beach Bum 00:05
That's the keys and the trees to my success.
Because once a year, I fly to Jamaica, - The Beach Bum 00:06
Because once a year, I fly to Jamaica,
They turn their cheek this way, and we fly off that way. - The Beach Bum 00:05
They turn their cheek this way, and we fly off that way.
You won't remember this but the day you were born, - The Beach Bum 00:07
You won't remember this but the day you were born,
And your head came out nice and smooth with guts all over. - The Beach Bum 00:05
And your head came out nice and smooth with guts all over.
I saw your face but I didn't quite see your eyes - The Beach Bum 00:10
I saw your face but I didn't quite see your eyes
And that's when I put my hands on both sides of your head and escorted you into this world. - The Beach Bum 00:05
And that's when I put my hands on both sides of your he...