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"The Beautician and the Beast" quotes

The Beautician and the Beast poster
A New York City cosmetologist, mistakenly thought to be a science teacher, is offered a job to teach the children of an Eastern European dictator.

Director: Ken Kwapis
Writer: Todd Graff
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, romance
Year: 1997
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 5.4
BoxOffice: $11,486,880
Released: 07 Feb 1997
Awards: 1 nomination

31 video clips

Boris PochenkoJoy MillerGrushinskyJudy MillerMasha Pochenko
What're you kidding me - The Beautician and the Beast 01:15 What're you kidding me Are you kidding me - The Beautician and the Beast 00:27 Are you kidding me Do I not intimidate you at all - The Beautician and the Beast 00:12 Do I not intimidate you at all It's like Paris 50 years ago - The Beautician and the Beast 00:10 It's like Paris 50 years ago I know where we are - The Beautician and the Beast 00:23 I know where we are Who are you and what'd you do with the little Nazi kid - The Beautician and the Beast 00:06 Who are you and what'd you do with the little Nazi kid Talk to the hand - The Beautician and the Beast 00:05 Talk to the hand Put on your sunblock because it's rays today - The Beautician and the Beast 00:07 Put on your sunblock because it's rays today I decided on John Kennedy Jr - The Beautician and the Beast 00:10 I decided on John Kennedy Jr I thought you teach science - The Beautician and the Beast 00:06 I thought you teach science JOY This is a special place - The Beautician and the Beast 00:29 JOY This is a special place What a nice man that hermit was - The Beautician and the Beast 00:08 What a nice man that hermit was I killed a cow right over there - The Beautician and the Beast 00:18 I killed a cow right over there Your grandfather's rule survived the Second World War - The Beautician and the Beast 00:15 Your grandfather's rule survived the Second World War What are you doing - The Beautician and the Beast 01:01 What are you doing Flashy not - The Beautician and the Beast 00:03 Flashy not Oh you Americans and your positive thinking - The Beautician and the Beast 00:09 Oh you Americans and your positive thinking A lot of great men had mustaches - The Beautician and the Beast 00:10 A lot of great men had mustaches Could I possibly get a blanket without a head - The Beautician and the Beast 00:06 Could I possibly get a blanket without a head She doesn't know what to say - The Beautician and the Beast 00:07 She doesn't know what to say You don't look like the other teacher - The Beautician and the Beast 00:12 You don't look like the other teacher Who has a voice like that - The Beautician and the Beast 00:14 Who has a voice like that I always wanted to do that - The Beautician and the Beast 00:05 I always wanted to do that Not sure who that is - The Beautician and the Beast 00:11 Not sure who that is About this business at the factory - The Beautician and the Beast 00:14 About this business at the factory I'm holding free elections in the Spring - The Beautician and the Beast 00:29 I'm holding free elections in the Spring Hard work today - The Beautician and the Beast 00:05 Hard work today It's control top pantyhose - The Beautician and the Beast 00:06 It's control top pantyhose Why must you always go one step too far - The Beautician and the Beast 00:13 Why must you always go one step too far

Cast

Joy Miller - Fran Drescher
Boris Pochenko - Timothy Dalton
Ira Grushinsky - Ian McNeice
Leonid Kleist - Patrick Malahide
Katrina Pochenko - Lisa Jakub
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