"The Bed Sitting Room" quotes

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Set in post-nuclear-holocaust England, where a handful of bizarre characters struggle on with their lives in the ruins, amongst endless heaps of ash, piles of broken crockery and brick, mudd... Read all

Director: Richard Lester
Writer: John Antrobus, Charles Wood, Spike Milligan
Production: Oscar Lewenstein Productions
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1969
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.2
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 26 Mar 1970
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

20 Clips

In the name of the Lord - The Bed Sitting Room 00:57
In the name of the Lord
Perhaps it wasn't the Russians and Americans who dropped it then - The Bed Sitting Room 00:28
Perhaps it wasn't the Russians and Americans who dropped it...
I didn't join the force just to drift aimlessly into the void - The Bed Sitting Room 00:21
I didn't join the force just to drift aimlessly into the...
Your bride is in labor - The Bed Sitting Room 00:13
Your bride is in labor
And now for a good book - The Bed Sitting Room 00:47
And now for a good book
Have you not yet finished with my poor bruised body - The Bed Sitting Room 00:43
Have you not yet finished with my poor bruised body
Will you do for me what my first wife did - The Bed Sitting Room 00:42
Will you do for me what my first wife did
What were you doing before this - The Bed Sitting Room 00:28
What were you doing before this
What I have here - The Bed Sitting Room 00:32
What I have here
She's got big busts - The Bed Sitting Room 01:11
She's got big busts
That the Pope's now allowing contraceptives for all occasions - The Bed Sitting Room 00:27
That the Pope's now allowing contraceptives for all...
I'm a commuter chap - The Bed Sitting Room 01:01
I'm a commuter chap
That's the fellow - The Bed Sitting Room 00:49
That's the fellow
I like my women chubby built - The Bed Sitting Room 00:22
I like my women chubby built
Or is it the fourth - The Bed Sitting Room 02:08
Or is it the fourth
Are you a doctor - The Bed Sitting Room 00:12
Are you a doctor
And here was the last news - The Bed Sitting Room 00:20
And here was the last news
I always knew my inside leg would lead to power - The Bed Sitting Room 00:18
I always knew my inside leg would lead to power
The lion shall lie down with the lamb - The Bed Sitting Room 00:26
The lion shall lie down with the lamb
And in come the three bears - The Bed Sitting Room 00:39
And in come the three bears

Cast

Penelope - Rita Tushingham
Police Sergeant - Dudley Moore
Shelter Man - Harry Secombe
Father - Arthur Lowe
Plastic Mac Man - Roy Kinnear
Mate - Spike Milligan
The Army - Ronald Fraser
Nigel - Jimmy Edwards
Bules Martin - Michael Hordern
Police Inspector - Peter Cook
Lord Fortnum - Ralph Richardson
Mother - Mona Washbourne
Alan - Richard Warwick
The BBC - Frank Thornton
Mrs. Ethel Shroake - Dandy Nichols
Under Water Vicar - Jack Shepherd
Nurse Arthur - Marty Feldman
The Prime Minister - Bill Wallis
Electricity Man - Henry Woolf
Drip Feed Patient - Gordon Rollings
Chauffeur - Ronnie Brody
Chinaman - Cecil Cheng
Club Waiter - Edward Malin
Policeman - Chris Konyils