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"The Bed Sitting Room" quotes

The Bed Sitting Room poster
Set in post-nuclear-holocaust England, where a handful of bizarre characters struggle on with their lives in the ruins, amongst endless heaps of ash, piles of broken crockery and brick, muddy plains, and heaps of dentures and old boo

Director: Richard Lester
Writer: John Antrobus, Charles Wood, Spike Milligan
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sci-fi
Year: 1969
MetaScore: N/A/100
ImdbRating: 6.1
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 26 Mar 1970
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations

58 video clips

MateInspectorFatherThe BbcLord Fortnum Of AlameinBules MartinAlanMotherPenelopeNurse ArthurShelter ManUnder Water VicarSergeantPolice SergeantThe ArmyPlastic Mac Man
And in come the three bears - The Bed Sitting Room 00:12 And in come the three bears The lion shall lie down with the lamb - The Bed Sitting Room 00:10 The lion shall lie down with the lamb Do I lie down or anything - The Bed Sitting Room 00:04 Do I lie down or anything I always knew my inside leg would lead to power - The Bed Sitting Room 00:05 I always knew my inside leg would lead to power And here was the last news - The Bed Sitting Room 00:07 And here was the last news Will you have a bite with us - The Bed Sitting Room 00:13 Will you have a bite with us British - The Bed Sitting Room 00:08 British Keep moving - The Bed Sitting Room 00:03 Keep moving As you chaps know electricity is the life blood of civilisation - The Bed Sitting Room 00:05 As you chaps know electricity is the life blood of... Are you a doctor - The Bed Sitting Room 00:03 Are you a doctor I think it might do better on the wall - The Bed Sitting Room 00:04 I think it might do better on the wall Is it really necessary for people to leave the womb nowadays - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 Is it really necessary for people to leave the womb nowadays Well you know - The Bed Sitting Room 00:10 Well you know Or is it the fourth - The Bed Sitting Room 00:52 Or is it the fourth What's to become of us now - The Bed Sitting Room 00:10 What's to become of us now You married No not at the moment - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 You married No not at the moment Stop Stop Stop in the name of the Lord - The Bed Sitting Room 00:34 Stop Stop Stop in the name of the Lord I like my women chubby built - The Bed Sitting Room 00:07 I like my women chubby built Well things were going swimmingly until that - The Bed Sitting Room 00:20 Well things were going swimmingly until that Neither did I I was standing by - The Bed Sitting Room 00:13 Neither did I I was standing by I thought you might give me breakfast as a prescription against malnutrition - The Bed Sitting Room 00:14 I thought you might give me breakfast as a prescription... That's the fellow - The Bed Sitting Room 00:26 That's the fellow I'm a commuter chap - The Bed Sitting Room 00:21 I'm a commuter chap That the Pope's now allowing contraceptives for all occasions - The Bed Sitting Room 00:09 That the Pope's now allowing contraceptives for all... You will not You'll do your duty young man I wish to speak to your superior - The Bed Sitting Room 00:09 You will not You'll do your duty young man I wish to... Oh well where can I stop - The Bed Sitting Room 00:25 Oh well where can I stop Oh yes Absolutely refused to handle me until I'd turned into a bed sitting room - The Bed Sitting Room 00:14 Oh yes Absolutely refused to handle me until I'd turned... I don't want to turn into a bed sitting room - The Bed Sitting Room 00:09 I don't want to turn into a bed sitting room She's got big busts - The Bed Sitting Room 00:26 She's got big busts If I'd known the end was such a relief If only I - The Bed Sitting Room 00:09 If I'd known the end was such a relief If only I I have the proof I have the proof - The Bed Sitting Room 00:08 I have the proof I have the proof What I have here - The Bed Sitting Room 00:21 What I have here But Mum's alive - The Bed Sitting Room 00:10 But Mum's alive It's your wife being alive that seems to be all the trouble sir - The Bed Sitting Room 00:10 It's your wife being alive that seems to be all the... Don't argue with the nurse dear - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 Don't argue with the nurse dear What were you doing before this - The Bed Sitting Room 00:11 What were you doing before this Oh it's getting late Time for my humiliation - The Bed Sitting Room 00:19 Oh it's getting late Time for my humiliation Come on Sergeant put your back into it - The Bed Sitting Room 00:07 Come on Sergeant put your back into it Will you do for me what my first wife did - The Bed Sitting Room 00:17 Will you do for me what my first wife did We're all here except one Mother - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 We're all here except one Mother Put a card in the window - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 Put a card in the window Have you not yet finished with my poor bruised body - The Bed Sitting Room 00:14 Have you not yet finished with my poor bruised body And now for a good book - The Bed Sitting Room 00:24 And now for a good book Best thing uh best thing to do is talk dirty among yourselves - The Bed Sitting Room 00:09 Best thing uh best thing to do is talk dirty among... My God When was my last virility test - The Bed Sitting Room 00:05 My God When was my last virility test Your bride is in labor - The Bed Sitting Room 00:12 Your bride is in labor What'll you have old boy - The Bed Sitting Room 00:10 What'll you have old boy Evening - The Bed Sitting Room 00:18 Evening We are also looking for a trunk if the Inspector doesn't mind me saying so - The Bed Sitting Room 00:11 We are also looking for a trunk if the Inspector... I didn't join the force just to drift aimlessly into the void - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 I didn't join the force just to drift aimlessly into... We have this new system - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 We have this new system We should all ask ourselves - The Bed Sitting Room 00:09 We should all ask ourselves Are you the bloke uh officer - The Bed Sitting Room 00:12 Are you the bloke uh officer Sixty five million pounds it cost to develop that bomb - The Bed Sitting Room 00:11 Sixty five million pounds it cost to develop that bomb Perhaps it wasn't the Russians and Americans who dropped it then - The Bed Sitting Room 00:06 Perhaps it wasn't the Russians and Americans who... In the name of the Lord - The Bed Sitting Room 00:33 In the name of the Lord Save us oh God - The Bed Sitting Room 00:07 Save us oh God At times of great national emergency - The Bed Sitting Room 00:11 At times of great national emergency

Cast

Penelope - Rita Tushingham
Police Sergeant - Dudley Moore
Shelter Man - Harry Secombe
Father - Arthur Lowe
Plastic Mac Man - Roy Kinnear
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