I've just been thinking about all the advantages a one-legged man has. He saves on socks....
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Cpl. John McBurney:
I've just been thinking about all the advantages a one-legged man has. He saves on socks. He doesn't have to worry about trimming as many toenails... fewer corns and bunions. I've been contemplating asking her to cut off the other one
I've just been thinking about all the advantages a one-legged man has. He saves on socks. He doesn't have to worry about trimming as many toenails... fewer corns and bunions. I've been contemplating asking her to cut off the other one
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I've just been thinking about all the advantages
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a one legged man has
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He saves on socks
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He doesn't have to worry about trimming as many toenails
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Fewer corns and bunions
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I've even been contemplating asking her to cut off the other leg
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Movie Summary
While imprisoned in a Confederate girls' boarding school, an injured Union soldier cons his way into each of the lonely women's hearts, causing them to turn on each other, and eventually, on him.
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Cpl. John Mcburney
