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"The Benchwarmers" quotes

The Benchwarmers poster
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard children's Little League squads.

Director: Dennis Dugan
Writer: Allen Covert, Nick Swardson
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, sport
Year: 2006
MetaScore: 25/100
ImdbRating: 5.5
BoxOffice: $59,843,754
Released: 07 Apr 2006
Awards: 7 nominations
Gus Matthews was easily the biggest bully in Brookdale - The Benchwarmers 00:14 Gus Matthews was easily the biggest bully in Brookdale Just make some room honey I gotta take a leak - The Benchwarmers 00:19 Just make some room honey I gotta take a leak Don't swing if it's not in the strike zone - The Benchwarmers 00:11 Don't swing if it's not in the strike zone Move your ass Richie - The Benchwarmers 00:04 Move your ass Richie Listen - The Benchwarmers 00:16 Listen Oh I love beef stew - The Benchwarmers 00:06 Oh I love beef stew Let's kick some hairless ass - The Benchwarmers 00:08 Let's kick some hairless ass Oh Hey Well I'm the management - The Benchwarmers 00:10 Oh Hey Well I'm the management Carlos you're drunk - The Benchwarmers 00:07 Carlos you're drunk Oh shit - The Benchwarmers 00:05 Oh shit Richie - The Benchwarmers 00:13 Richie I It was one of the best days of my life - The Benchwarmers 00:05 I It was one of the best days of my life Well he's here if you need him - The Benchwarmers 00:11 Well he's here if you need him Look at all those albinos - The Benchwarmers 00:06 Look at all those albinos This car is so radical - The Benchwarmers 00:30 This car is so radical Are you the kid that got farted on earlier - The Benchwarmers 00:20 Are you the kid that got farted on earlier What do you say about being - The Benchwarmers 00:12 What do you say about being Oh Howie You're a freak - The Benchwarmers 00:04 Oh Howie You're a freak If you build it - The Benchwarmers 00:07 If you build it My wife's the only one who'll get to twist these man titties - The Benchwarmers 00:06 My wife's the only one who'll get to twist these... I always wondered who lived here - The Benchwarmers 00:13 I always wondered who lived here I smell cinnamon rolls - The Benchwarmers 00:09 I smell cinnamon rolls Is because I went all the way with her - The Benchwarmers 00:10 Is because I went all the way with her Wait Is badass one or two words - The Benchwarmers 00:06 Wait Is badass one or two words So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes now - The Benchwarmers 00:11 So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes... We could still win this thing - The Benchwarmers 00:16 We could still win this thing Hold on - The Benchwarmers 00:23 Hold on Maybe I'll see you guys around sometime - The Benchwarmers 00:12 Maybe I'll see you guys around sometime Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids - The Benchwarmers 00:26 Reggie bar and I met at tuba camp when we were kids Clark don't pick your nose in front of me please - The Benchwarmers 00:21 Clark don't pick your nose in front of me please N now Richie do you have any kids - The Benchwarmers 00:22 N now Richie do you have any kids You kissed a girl before I did - The Benchwarmers 00:08 You kissed a girl before I did Whoa Dude you smell like beer - The Benchwarmers 00:09 Whoa Dude you smell like beer Why did you leave me uh - The Benchwarmers 00:09 Why did you leave me uh Carlos - The Benchwarmers 00:16 Carlos He wasn't feeling well earlier so I couldn't play him - The Benchwarmers 00:21 He wasn't feeling well earlier so I couldn't play... Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas - The Benchwarmers 00:05 Looks like the Gus Bus is out of gas This nerd makes me seem like Rambo - The Benchwarmers 00:17 This nerd makes me seem like Rambo Hey I bet you're a real good catcher - The Benchwarmers 00:13 Hey I bet you're a real good catcher Is that beer - The Benchwarmers 00:09 Is that beer Take it out on the ball not his head - The Benchwarmers 00:09 Take it out on the ball not his head Time to meet your makers - The Benchwarmers 00:06 Time to meet your makers I'm not afraid of the sun anymore - The Benchwarmers 00:16 I'm not afraid of the sun anymore Here you go - The Benchwarmers 00:20 Here you go Bring it Suck it - The Benchwarmers 00:04 Bring it Suck it So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes now - The Benchwarmers 00:20 So I heard from Jerry you tools think you're athletes... I guess so - The Benchwarmers 00:23 I guess so I love salad - The Benchwarmers 00:06 I love salad Shut up Number 7 - The Benchwarmers 00:07 Shut up Number 7 Richie told me about the killer in the neighborhood - The Benchwarmers 00:09 Richie told me about the killer in the neighborhood Hey Hey What the - The Benchwarmers 00:15 Hey Hey What the Leave our field or you'll pay the consequences - The Benchwarmers 00:05 Leave our field or you'll pay the consequences Marty what do you think of my future wife - The Benchwarmers 00:11 Marty what do you think of my future wife There must be steroids in macaroni - The Benchwarmers 00:08 There must be steroids in macaroni For years I thought the sun was a monster - The Benchwarmers 00:10 For years I thought the sun was a monster But I ticked it It hit the bat - The Benchwarmers 00:05 But I ticked it It hit the bat I was a cute kid - The Benchwarmers 00:03 I was a cute kid You just lost your membership at Video Spot - The Benchwarmers 00:06 You just lost your membership at Video Spot Woo Yeah - The Benchwarmers 00:11 Woo Yeah Maybe this is a sign you should get a car - The Benchwarmers 00:12 Maybe this is a sign you should get a car What That guy damaged - The Benchwarmers 00:36 What That guy damaged Nice meeting you Fairy Jerry - The Benchwarmers 00:32 Nice meeting you Fairy Jerry I I'm gonna call the cops - The Benchwarmers 00:12 I I'm gonna call the cops Clark we don't play baseball - The Benchwarmers 00:16 Clark we don't play baseball Come on Go - The Benchwarmers 00:37 Come on Go I've never even been on a field - The Benchwarmers 00:23 I've never even been on a field

Cast

Richie - David Spade
Clark - Jon Heder