No! Baseball!
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Gus:
Man! I haven't even been on a baseball field in over 10 years. Clark:
I've never been on a baseball field, if I did, the kids in my neighborhood would spit loogies on my forehead. Gus:
Thats horrible, baseball's America's past time... thats like saying You've never had apple pie. Gus:
You've never had apple pie? Clark:
My mom said it would give me diarrhea. Gus:
That's ridiculous, Clark! You have to try it at least once! Clark:
Diarrhea? Gus:
No! Baseball!
Man! I haven't even been on a baseball field in over 10 years. Clark:
I've never been on a baseball field, if I did, the kids in my neighborhood would spit loogies on my forehead. Gus:
Thats horrible, baseball's America's past time... thats like saying You've never had apple pie. Gus:
You've never had apple pie? Clark:
My mom said it would give me diarrhea. Gus:
That's ridiculous, Clark! You have to try it at least once! Clark:
Diarrhea? Gus:
No! Baseball!
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I've never even been on a field
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If I tried the kids in my neighborhood
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would spit loogies on my forehead
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That's awful Clark
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Baseball's America's pastime
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That's like saying you've never had apple pie
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You've never had apple pie
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Well my mom said it would give me diarrhea
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That's ridiculous
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You have to try it at least once
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Movie Summary
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard children's Little League squads.
Actors
Gus
Clark
