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The Best Christmas Pageant Ever

And as for a grievous assault, I literally pleaded withyour children to participate

And as for a grievous assault, I literally pleaded with
your children to participate

Full Transcript

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And as for a grievous assault,
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I literally pleaded with your children to participate.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
34
Timestamp in Movie
00:27:16
Uploaded
Apr 06, 2025
Genres
adventure, comedy, drama
Production
Kingdom Story Company,FletChet Entertainment,Lionsgate,Lumenas Studios,Media Capital Technologies

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Movie Summary

Nobody is ready for the mayhem and surprises that ensue when six of the worst youngsters disrupt the town's yearly Christmas performance.
I'm sorry, but we're using - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:11
I'm sorry, but we're using
So do I, Mrs Slocum, that's why I volunteered. - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:06
So do I, Mrs Slocum, that's why I volunteered.
Judging by who you cast as Mary, you apparently don't. - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:06
Judging by who you cast as Mary, you apparently don't.
Rebecca, - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:08
Rebecca,
That I kick the Herdmans out of the Christmas pageant - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:06
That I kick the Herdmans out of the Christmas pageant
Mother Mary puffin' on a cigar, - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:07
Mother Mary puffin' on a cigar,
Why'd you have to tell 'em - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:05
Why'd you have to tell 'em
Oh, my goodness, no! Honey... - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:05
Oh, my goodness, no! Honey...
Beth, I will tell you what I told those condescending, - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:15
Beth, I will tell you what I told those condescending,
And if they don't think I can do it, - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:05
And if they don't think I can do it,
It was the night of the first rehearsal. - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:20
It was the night of the first rehearsal.
Stop. - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:09
Stop.
The first rehearsal was usually about as much fun - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:18
The first rehearsal was usually about as much fun
Didn't Reverend Hopkins talk about when Jesus said, - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:06
Didn't Reverend Hopkins talk about when Jesus said,
Welcome, everyone. We're glad to see all of you. - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:06
Welcome, everyone. We're glad to see all of you.
That might've been the biggest lie ever said - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:07
That might've been the biggest lie ever said
Let's separate everyone into angels - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:06
Let's separate everyone into angels
- What's an inn? - It's like a motel - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:05
- What's an inn? - It's like a motel
That really scared everyone because the beginning - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:13
That really scared everyone because the beginning
We've all heard it a million times. - The Best Christmas Pageant Ever 00:05
We've all heard it a million times.