Well, get them to use a little self-discipline, man. Self control - works wonders. Look at...

Sir Francis Leybourne:

[the Attache is sobbing]
I thought you people were supposed to be inscrutable? Chinese Trade Attache:
Please, Sir Francis, China doesn't want any more opium. Sir Francis Leybourne:
Oh, do be sensible. You chaps have already lost one war with Great Britain about this. Chinese Trade Attache:
But to force us to buy it... Sir Francis Leybourne:
Well, you signed a treaty agreeing to! Chinese Trade Attache:
Your gunboats were right up our Yangtze! Sir Francis Leybourne:
No use getting hysterical, Mr Feng. Chinese Trade Attache:
Then let me appeal to our friendship; those happy weekends I used to spend at your townhouse; your late wife was always so kind to me. More than kind. She... Sir Francis Leybourne:
She was an eccentric about the inferior races. My dear fellow, I've put a lot of money into that opium plantation. Damn it, it's hard enough to get the Indians to harvest the stuff. Blasted natives! You pay them two pounds ten a year and they're useless. Chinese Trade Attache:
If you could see what the opium does to our people; they lie about the streets like dead flies. Sir Francis Leybourne:
Well, get them to use a little self-discipline, man. Self control - works wonders. Look at the English!