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Jordan Armstrong:
[after Harper arrives bruised and bloody]
So, Lance figured it out, didn't he? Harper Stewart:
Yeah. He figured it out, promptly beat my ass, and, oh, called off the wedding. Jordan Armstrong:
What? Harper Stewart:
Yeah. Jordan Armstrong:
Well, was he serious? Harper Stewart:
I don't know. Well, he was drunk. I don't know. Jordan Armstrong:
Oh, my God. Well, do you want me to get you anything? Are you okay? Harper Stewart:
No, You've done enough. You've done enough. See, you don't seem to understand something. They would have been in marital bliss by the time the book was SUPPOSED to have come out! But thanks to you, Miss "I Want An Exclusive," I got my ass whupped! I almost thrown from a fucking BUILDING because of yo ass! So, thank you, Jordan! Thank you! And what the fuck is that smell? Jordan Armstrong:
[Fiercely slaps Harper] Harper Stewart:
[Reacting to it]
Whoo! Jordan Armstrong:
You know, you have some nerve, blaming me for your skeletons, Mister! Harper Stewart:
Jordan... Jordan Armstrong:
No, I'm not done, Harper. You wrote the book. You aired your dirty laundry. No matter how hard you tried to disguise it, it was YOU! You got me all fired up saying that my life was empty and we could have been great together! That was you, okay? Not me. YOU
[after Harper arrives bruised and bloody]
So, Lance figured it out, didn't he? Harper Stewart:
Yeah. He figured it out, promptly beat my ass, and, oh, called off the wedding. Jordan Armstrong:
What? Harper Stewart:
Yeah. Jordan Armstrong:
Well, was he serious? Harper Stewart:
I don't know. Well, he was drunk. I don't know. Jordan Armstrong:
Oh, my God. Well, do you want me to get you anything? Are you okay? Harper Stewart:
No, You've done enough. You've done enough. See, you don't seem to understand something. They would have been in marital bliss by the time the book was SUPPOSED to have come out! But thanks to you, Miss "I Want An Exclusive," I got my ass whupped! I almost thrown from a fucking BUILDING because of yo ass! So, thank you, Jordan! Thank you! And what the fuck is that smell? Jordan Armstrong:
[Fiercely slaps Harper] Harper Stewart:
[Reacting to it]
Whoo! Jordan Armstrong:
You know, you have some nerve, blaming me for your skeletons, Mister! Harper Stewart:
Jordan... Jordan Armstrong:
No, I'm not done, Harper. You wrote the book. You aired your dirty laundry. No matter how hard you tried to disguise it, it was YOU! You got me all fired up saying that my life was empty and we could have been great together! That was you, okay? Not me. YOU
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So Lance figured it out didn't he Yeah
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He figured it out promptly beat my ass
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and called off the wedding
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What
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Yeah
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Was he serious
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I don't know Well he was drunk
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I don't know
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Do you want me to get you anything
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You've done enough
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You've done enough You don't seem to understand something
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They would be in marital bliss by the time
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the book was supposed to have come out
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But thanks to you Miss I Want An Exclusive
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I got my ass whupped
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I almost got thrown from a fucking building because of your ass
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So thank you Jordan Thank you
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And what the fuck is that smell
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Whoo
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You got some nerve blaming me for your skeletons mister
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Jordan No I'm not done Harper
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You wrote the book
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You aired your dirty laundry
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Movie Summary
Just before his best friend's wedding, the life of a Chicago writer becomes crazy when his best friend guesses that his new book's story is based on his bride's fervent past.

