I always thought masturbation was the ultimate act of self-absorption. Do you jerk off?...
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Harold:
I always thought masturbation was the ultimate act of self-absorption.
Sam Weber:
Do you jerk off?
Harold:
Does a bear have fleas?
Sam Weber:
No, no, "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
Harold:
Does a bear jerk off?
Nick:
You know, I shit in the woods, but I can't jerk off.
Transcript
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Masturbation's the ultimate act of self absorption
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You jerk off
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Does a bear have fleas
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No does a bear shit in the woods
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Does a bear jerk off
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I shit in the woods but I can't jerk off
Clip duration: 17 seconds
Views: 386
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 16s
Uploaded: 26 November, 2022
Genres: comedy, drama
Summary: Seven old college friends gather for a weekend reunion after the funeral of one of their own.
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00:13 Are we the first ones up
00:48 I'm a little disappointed though
00:24 But they can't finish it
00:21 I feel terrible
00:24 I do believe you can help other people
00:19 If we had gotten married
00:37 That's why I'm calling
00:09 Eventually he was hospitalized for being such a nerd
00:06 I feel shitty about ten different ways tonight
04:16 Nobody thinks they're a bad person
00:40 I've been out there dating for 20 years
00:16 I'm about to tell you something I'm not supposed...
00:29 I feel I was at my best when I was with you people
00:13 And then of course there was the money
00:18 This is a well known dynamic
00:10 Getting away from you people was the best thing to ever...
00:17 It's not going to come out right
00:15 Not all of us have been able to see each other much these...
00:24 Where did Alex's hope go