You know, I shit in the woods, but I can't jerk off
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Harold:
I always thought masturbation was the ultimate act of self-absorption. Sam Weber:
Do you jerk off? Harold:
Does a bear have fleas? Sam Weber:
No, no, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Harold:
Does a bear jerk off? Nick:
You know, I shit in the woods, but I can't jerk off
I always thought masturbation was the ultimate act of self-absorption. Sam Weber:
Do you jerk off? Harold:
Does a bear have fleas? Sam Weber:
No, no, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" Harold:
Does a bear jerk off? Nick:
You know, I shit in the woods, but I can't jerk off
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Masturbation's the ultimate act of self absorption
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You jerk off
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Does a bear have fleas
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No does a bear shit in the woods
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Does a bear jerk off
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I shit in the woods but I can't jerk off
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Movie Summary
Seven old college friends gather for a weekend reunion after the funeral of one of their own.
