"The Big Lebowski" quotes

00:13 Donny who loved bowling 00:11 We've had some terrible news 00:07 This is a mortuary 00:24 Are you surprised at my tears sir 00:10 I'm just helping her conceive man Hey man I'm not 00:11 Far out man Far fucking out 00:13 You might want to watch out that front window Larry 00:06 Walter please Fifteen Dude This is it Let's take that hill 00:09 Start talking and talk fast you lousy bum 00:08 Fucking brat 00:06 I'm throwing rocks tonight Mark it Dude 00:18 And they say he ran away 00:31 My father and I don't get along 00:13 Man I said I thought she kidnapped herself 00:14 Oh Jesus What's that smell man 00:06 I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on... 00:26 Mr Lebowski is prepared to make a generous offer to you to... 00:20 Do you think that you could give me my 20 000 in cash 00:16 It's the family farm It's outside Moorhead Minnesota 00:03 What the fuck are you talking about 00:12 How have things been going 00:25 The lingonberry pancake 00:14 That's right Dude The beauty of this is its simplicity 00:04 If you will it it is no dream 00:18 You know this is a very complicated case Maude 00:09 As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money 00:05 Hey dickhead Anti Semite 00:07 Well it's all water under the bridge 00:09 They're gonna kill that poor woman 00:10 Am I wrong No 00:24 Roadie for Metallica 00:13 Friends like these huh Gary That's right Dude 00:18 Well enjoy 00:17 You know Dude I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point 00:08 How are you gonna keep them down on the farm 00:14 Do you find them much these stolen cars 00:23 No funny stuff I got 4 bucks almost 5 00:06 Do you see what happens Larry when you fuck a stranger in... 00:43 Aitz chaim he Dude as the ex used to say 00:06 I'm sorry if your stepmother is a nympho 00:20 That was me 00:15 They did not receive the money you nitwit 00:13 Did I urinate on your rug 00:27 Now so far we have what appears to me to be a series of... 00:16 Call when you get home and I'll send a car for you 00:05 I will not abide another toe 00:13 I'm sorry It was an accident 00:08 The Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint 00:23 All right Her life is in your hands 00:11 That wasn't her toe Dude 00:06 Hey at least I'm housebroken 00:14 Nothing changes 00:24 So he says My wife's a pain in the ass 00:11 Hey man what the fuck At 15 mph I roll out 00:08 Come on You're being very un Dude 00:15 He's fragile He's very fragile 00:55 You are scum man 00:05 Anti semite 00:14 Yeah Sure 00:06 The story is ludicrous 00:12 I just want to understand this sir 00:08 I could be sitting here with just pee stains on my rug 00:07 My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me 00:09 You mind if I do a Jay 00:06 Where's the fucking money Lebowski 00:22 Will you come off it Walter You're not even fucking Jewish... 00:09 Nothing is fucked No man 00:28 You want me to blow on your toes 00:11 The man in the black pajamas Dude 00:10 Phone's ringing Dude Thank you Donny 00:19 This whole fucking thing 00:16 Life does not stop and start at your convenience 00:18 And you know he's got emotional problems man 00:06 What the fuck is this 00:29 Your revolution is over Mr Lebowski 00:11 Yes that's your answer That's your answer to everything 00:29 Fucking Quintana 00:55 Dude here Who is this 00:05 I want a fucking lawyer man 00:10 Hey This is a private residence man