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"The Big Lebowski" quotes

The Big Lebowski poster
Ultimate L.A. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's miss...

Director: Joel Coen, Ethan Coen
Writer: Ethan Coen, Joel Coen
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, crime
Year: 1998
MetaScore: 71/100
ImdbRating: 8.1
BoxOffice: $18,254,458
Released: 06 Mar 1998
Awards: 5 wins & 18 nominations
It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex - The Big Lebowski 00:36 It's a male myth about feminists that we hate sex Now that is just ridiculous Dude - The Big Lebowski 00:20 Now that is just ridiculous Dude It really tied the room together - The Big Lebowski 00:11 It really tied the room together Mr Treehorn treats objects like women man - The Big Lebowski 00:51 Mr Treehorn treats objects like women man We make the hand off I grab one of them and beat it out of him Huh - The Big Lebowski 00:15 We make the hand off I grab one of them and beat it out of... Do you like sex Mr Lebowski - The Big Lebowski 00:19 Do you like sex Mr Lebowski I'm sorry Smokey You were over the line That's a foul - The Big Lebowski 00:15 I'm sorry Smokey You were over the line That's a... I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs - The Big Lebowski 00:14 I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs She kidnapped herself - The Big Lebowski 00:54 She kidnapped herself Just take it easy man - The Big Lebowski 00:21 Just take it easy man Father doesn't have any - The Big Lebowski 00:08 Father doesn't have any Lady I got buddies who died face down in the muck - The Big Lebowski 00:10 Lady I got buddies who died face down in the muck You want a toe I can get you a toe - The Big Lebowski 00:15 You want a toe I can get you a toe The carrier What's in the fucking carrier Huh - The Big Lebowski 00:33 The carrier What's in the fucking carrier Huh Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski - The Big Lebowski 00:30 Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski Nobody calls me Lebowski You got the wrong guy - The Big Lebowski 00:22 Nobody calls me Lebowski You got the wrong guy That rug really tied the room together did it not - The Big Lebowski 00:11 That rug really tied the room together did it not Nobody fucks with the Jesus - The Big Lebowski 00:05 Nobody fucks with the Jesus Were you listening to the Dude's story Donny - The Big Lebowski 00:21 Were you listening to the Dude's story Donny I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my fucking johnson - The Big Lebowski 00:11 I don't need your fucking sympathy man I need my... We dropped off the damn money - The Big Lebowski 00:14 We dropped off the damn money Walter Burkhalter - The Big Lebowski 00:57 Walter Burkhalter No what the fuck are you I'm not - The Big Lebowski 01:01 No what the fuck are you I'm not Hey Walter come on Hey man it's Smokey - The Big Lebowski 01:10 Hey Walter come on Hey man it's Smokey Am I wrong No you're not wrong - The Big Lebowski 00:12 Am I wrong No you're not wrong You must be here to fix the cable - The Big Lebowski 00:19 You must be here to fix the cable But sometimes there's a man - The Big Lebowski 00:54 But sometimes there's a man I'll suck your cock for 1 000 - The Big Lebowski 00:24 I'll suck your cock for 1 000 This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass Larry - The Big Lebowski 00:24 This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass... Hey Hey Careful man There's a beverage here - The Big Lebowski 00:08 Hey Hey Careful man There's a beverage here Look at it A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money - The Big Lebowski 00:50 Look at it A young trophy wife marries this guy for his... Are you employed sir - The Big Lebowski 00:28 Are you employed sir What the fuck is this - The Big Lebowski 00:06 What the fuck is this Fuck that Walter I love you - The Big Lebowski 00:08 Fuck that Walter I love you Wait Let me explain something to you - The Big Lebowski 00:25 Wait Let me explain something to you Nihilists - The Big Lebowski 00:22 Nihilists That rug really tied the room together did it not - The Big Lebowski 00:08 That rug really tied the room together did it not Let me tell you something The whole thing stinks to high heaven - The Big Lebowski 00:05 Let me tell you something The whole thing stinks to high... Kid just wanted a car - The Big Lebowski 00:19 Kid just wanted a car Sir this is a mortuary not a rental house - The Big Lebowski 00:05 Sir this is a mortuary not a rental house We did let him run one of the companies briefly - The Big Lebowski 00:04 We did let him run one of the companies briefly No really it's not even bruised anymore Oh please Jeffrey - The Big Lebowski 00:06 No really it's not even bruised anymore Oh please... Who is this gentleman Dude Who am I I'm a fucking veteran - The Big Lebowski 00:07 Who is this gentleman Dude Who am I I'm a fucking... So if you could just - The Big Lebowski 00:12 So if you could just Hey maybe you and me could pool our resources - The Big Lebowski 00:20 Hey maybe you and me could pool our resources Darkness washed over the Dude - The Big Lebowski 00:14 Darkness washed over the Dude Stay out of Malibu Lebowski - The Big Lebowski 00:13 Stay out of Malibu Lebowski I fuck you in the ass I fuck you in the ass - The Big Lebowski 00:10 I fuck you in the ass I fuck you in the ass Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers - The Big Lebowski 00:22 Your money is being held by a kid named Larry Sellers Oh yeah How's things been going - The Big Lebowski 00:07 Oh yeah How's things been going I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency - The Big Lebowski 00:15 I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless... And a good day to you sir - The Big Lebowski 00:04 And a good day to you sir I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement - The Big Lebowski 00:16 I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers Who the - The Big Lebowski 00:05 Who the fuck is Arthur Digby Sellers Who the Her life was in your hands - The Big Lebowski 00:26 Her life was in your hands What do you do Oh nothing much - The Big Lebowski 00:05 What do you do Oh nothing much Is he Does he still write - The Big Lebowski 00:08 Is he Does he still write Now what happened to your face - The Big Lebowski 00:13 Now what happened to your face Uli Kunkel Her costar in the beaver picture - The Big Lebowski 00:15 Uli Kunkel Her costar in the beaver picture And it was a pretty good story don't you think - The Big Lebowski 00:35 And it was a pretty good story don't you think The Dude abides - The Big Lebowski 00:04 The Dude abides No Am I wrong - The Big Lebowski 00:03 No Am I wrong And then the music business briefly - The Big Lebowski 00:15 And then the music business briefly Fucking fascist - The Big Lebowski 00:04 Fucking fascist Father's weakness is vanity hence the slut - The Big Lebowski 00:05 Father's weakness is vanity hence the slut And then they come and they pee on your fucking rug - The Big Lebowski 00:04 And then they come and they pee on your fucking rug Jeffrey - The Big Lebowski 00:11 Jeffrey Little prick's stonewalling me - The Big Lebowski 00:04 Little prick's stonewalling me It's a heart attack Call the medics Dude - The Big Lebowski 00:15 It's a heart attack Call the medics Dude So you're Lebowski Yeah - The Big Lebowski 00:19 So you're Lebowski Yeah Yeah does the pope shit in the woods 10 finder's fee - The Big Lebowski 00:05 Yeah does the pope shit in the woods 10 finder's fee And let me tell you something I dig your work - The Big Lebowski 00:11 And let me tell you something I dig your work You know this is the fucking guy - The Big Lebowski 00:08 You know this is the fucking guy You ever hear of the Seattle Seven - The Big Lebowski 00:12 You ever hear of the Seattle Seven Ever thus to deadbeats Lebowski - The Big Lebowski 00:15 Ever thus to deadbeats Lebowski You know people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone - The Big Lebowski 00:09 You know people forget that the brain is the biggest... Oh fuck me man - The Big Lebowski 00:16 Oh fuck me man So what do you do Lebowski Who the fuck are you man - The Big Lebowski 00:11 So what do you do Lebowski Who the fuck are you man Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman - The Big Lebowski 00:04 Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman Whereas what we have here - The Big Lebowski 00:12 Whereas what we have here You see Nothing's fucked here Dude - The Big Lebowski 00:20 You see Nothing's fucked here Dude

Cast

The Dude - Jeff Bridges
Walter Sobchak - John Goodman
Maude Lebowski - Julianne Moore
Theodore Donald 'Donny' Kerabatsos - Steve Buscemi
The Big Lebowski - David Huddleston