Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong? Walter? Who's got a fuckin'...
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Walter Sobchak: Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong?
The Dude: Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car?
The Dude: Our car, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: And whadda they got? My dirty undies... My fucking whites...
[They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone. The portable phone starts ringing]
Walter Sobchak: Say, dude. Where is your car?
Donny: Who's got your undies, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Where's your car, dude?
The Dude: You don't know, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: [clears throat] It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it.
The Dude: You fucking know its been stolen.
Walter Sobchak: Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude.
The Dude: Oh fuck it.
[the Dude starts walking away]
Donny: Where you going, Dude?
The Dude: I'm going home, Donny.
Donny: Phone's ringin', dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny
The Dude: Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car?
The Dude: Our car, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: And whadda they got? My dirty undies... My fucking whites...
[They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone. The portable phone starts ringing]
Walter Sobchak: Say, dude. Where is your car?
Donny: Who's got your undies, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: Where's your car, dude?
The Dude: You don't know, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: [clears throat] It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it.
The Dude: You fucking know its been stolen.
Walter Sobchak: Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude.
The Dude: Oh fuck it.
[the Dude starts walking away]
Donny: Where you going, Dude?
The Dude: I'm going home, Donny.
Donny: Phone's ringin', dude.
The Dude: Thank you, Donny
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Dude Dude
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You just tell him
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Tell him we made the drop and everything went you know
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Oh yeah How'd it go
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Went all right Dude's car got a little dinged up
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Walter we didn't make the fucking hand off man
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They didn't get the fucking money
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And they're gonna They're gonna
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They're gonna kill that poor woman
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They're gonna kill that poor woman
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Walter if you can't ride in a car
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then how do you get around on shabbos
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Really Dude you surprise me
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They're not gonna kill shit
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They're not gonna do shit
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What can they do to her Bunch of fucking amateurs
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And meanwhile look at the bottom line
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Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars
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Am I wrong Walter
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V Iho's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our oar
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Our car Walter And what do they got My dirty undies
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My fucking whites
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SaY Dude
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Where is your car
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Who's got your undies Walter Where's your car Dude
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You don't know Walter
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It was parked in a handicap zone Perhaps they towed it
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You fucking know it's been stolen
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Well certainly that's a possibility Dude
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Oh fuck it
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Where you going Dude I'm going home Donny
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Phone's ringing Dude Thank you Donny
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Movie Summary
Ultimate L.A. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's miss...
