Eight-year-olds, Dude
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Jesus Quintana:
Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. The Dude:
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana:
Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude:
Jesus. Jesus Quintana:
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. [walks off] Walter Sobchak:
Eight-year-olds, Dude
Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. The Dude:
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana:
Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude:
Jesus. Jesus Quintana:
You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. [walks off] Walter Sobchak:
Eight-year-olds, Dude
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I see you rolled your way into the semis
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Dios m o man
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Liam and me we're gonna fuck you up
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Yeah Well you know that's just like your opinion man
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Let me tell you something pendejo
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You pull any of your crazy shit with us
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you flash a piece out on the lanes
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I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass
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and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click
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Jesus
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Ultimate L.A. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's miss...
