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Walter Sobchak:
Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong? The Dude:
Walter? Walter Sobchak:
Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car? The Dude:
Our car, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
And whadda they got? My dirty undies... My fucking whites... [They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone. The portable phone starts ringing] Walter Sobchak:
Say, dude. Where is your car? Donny:
Who's got your undies, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
Where's yOur car, dude? The Dude:
You don't know, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
[clears throat]
It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it. The Dude:
You fucking know its been stolen. Walter Sobchak:
Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. The Dude:
Oh fuck it. [the Dude starts walking away] Donny:
Where you going, Dude? The Dude:
I'm going home, Donny. Donny:
Phone's ringin', dude. The Dude:
Thank you, Donny
Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit, they're not gonna do shit. What can they do? They're a bunch of fuckin' amateurs, and meanwhile, look at the bottom line: Who's sittin' on a million fuckin' dollars? Am I wrong? The Dude:
Walter? Walter Sobchak:
Who's got a fuckin' million fuckin' dollars sittin' in the trunk of our car? The Dude:
Our car, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
And whadda they got? My dirty undies... My fucking whites... [They walk out of the bowling alley and see the Dude's car gone. The portable phone starts ringing] Walter Sobchak:
Say, dude. Where is your car? Donny:
Who's got your undies, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
Where's yOur car, dude? The Dude:
You don't know, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
[clears throat]
It was parked in a handicapped zone, perhaps they towed it. The Dude:
You fucking know its been stolen. Walter Sobchak:
Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. The Dude:
Oh fuck it. [the Dude starts walking away] Donny:
Where you going, Dude? The Dude:
I'm going home, Donny. Donny:
Phone's ringin', dude. The Dude:
Thank you, Donny
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Really Dude you surprise me
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They're not gonna kill shit
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They're not gonna do shit
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What can they do to her Bunch of fucking amateurs
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And meanwhile look at the bottom line
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Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars
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Am I wrong Walter
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V Iho's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our oar
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Our car Walter And what do they got My dirty undies
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My fucking whites
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SaY Dude
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Where is your car
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Who's got your undies Walter Where's your car Dude
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You don't know Walter
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It was parked in a handicap zone Perhaps they towed it
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You fucking know it's been stolen
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Well certainly that's a possibility Dude
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Oh fuck it
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Where you going Dude I'm going home Donny
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Phone's ringing Dude Thank you Donny
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Movie Summary
Ultimate L.A. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's miss...

