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The Dude:
You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on! You'd just met me! You human... paraquat! You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about. The Big Lebowski:
Well, aren't you? The Dude:
Well, yeah!
You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped and you were fuckin' glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on! You'd just met me! You human... paraquat! You figured 'Oh, here's a loser', you know? A deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a shit about. The Big Lebowski:
Well, aren't you? The Dude:
Well, yeah!
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That's thoughtful but
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Please see him Jeffrey He's a good man and thorough
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Oh well all right
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So he says My wife's a pain in the ass
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She's always busting my frigging agates
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My daughter's married to a loser bastard
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I got a rash so bad on my ass I can't even sit down
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But you know me I can't complain
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I got a rash man Fucking A
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I gotta tell you Tone man
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Movie Summary
Ultimate L.A. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's miss...


