Fucking BABY...
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The Dude:
Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski? Walter Sobchak:
I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling? The Dude:
Walter... Donny:
Burkhalter. Walter Sobchak:
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! The Dude:
Walter... Donny:
They already posted it. Walter Sobchak:
Well they can *fucking unpost it*! The Dude:
Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Walter Sobchak:
C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back. Donny:
How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
I'm shomer shabbos. Donny:
What's that? The Dude:
Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? Walter Sobchak:
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*! Donny:
Sheesh. Walter Sobchak:
Shomer shabbos! The Dude:
Walter, how am I going to... Walter Sobchak:
Shomer fucking shabbos. The Dude:
Oh fuck it. I'm out of here. Walter Sobchak:
Come on, Dude... [rolls his eyes at Donny] Walter Sobchak:
Fucking BABY... [Donny nods]
Walter... what am I going to tell Lebowski? Walter Sobchak:
I told that fuck down at the league office... who's in charge of scheduling? The Dude:
Walter... Donny:
Burkhalter. Walter Sobchak:
I told that kraut a fucking thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! The Dude:
Walter... Donny:
They already posted it. Walter Sobchak:
Well they can *fucking unpost it*! The Dude:
Who gives a shit! They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Walter Sobchak:
C'mon Dude, eventually she'll get sick of her little game and, you know, wander on back. Donny:
How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? Walter Sobchak:
I'm shomer shabbos. Donny:
What's that? The Dude:
Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? Walter Sobchak:
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don't fucking roll*! Donny:
Sheesh. Walter Sobchak:
Shomer shabbos! The Dude:
Walter, how am I going to... Walter Sobchak:
Shomer fucking shabbos. The Dude:
Oh fuck it. I'm out of here. Walter Sobchak:
Come on, Dude... [rolls his eyes at Donny] Walter Sobchak:
Fucking BABY... [Donny nods]
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Walter what am I gonna tell Lebowski
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I told that fuck down at the league office V Iho's in charge of scheduling
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Walter Burkhalter
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I told that kraut a fucking thousand times I don't roll on shabbos
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Walter They already posted it
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Well they can fucking un post it
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Who gives a shit They're gonna kill that poor woman man
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What am I gonna tell Lebowski Come on Dude
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Eventually she'll get tired of her little game and you know wander on back
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How come you don't roll on Saturday Walter
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I'm shomer shabbos
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What's that Walter Yeah and in the meantime
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what do I tell Lebowski
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Saturday Donny is shabbos the Jewish day of rest
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That means I don't work I don't drive a car
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I don't fucking ride in a car
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I don't handle money I don't turn on the oven
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and I sure as shit don't fucking roll
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Sheesh
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Shomer shabbos
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Walter how am I gonna Shomer fucking shabbos
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Oh fuck That's it I'm out of here Oh come on Dude
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Movie Summary
Ultimate L.A. slacker Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski, mistaken for a millionaire of the same name, seeks restitution for a rug ruined by debt collectors, enlisting his bowling buddies for help while trying to find the millionaire's miss...
Actors
The Dude
Walter Sobchak
