Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you...

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude. Donny: What the fuck is he talking about? The Dude: My rug. Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about? Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please. The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy... Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you...? The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug! Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug. Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here!

You got a whole cowboy thing going. Thankie. There's just one thing, Dude. And what's that? Do you have to use so many cuss words? What the fuck are you talking about? Ok, Dude, Have it your way. Take her easy, Dude. Yeah. Thanks, man. Call for you, Dude. Hello? Maude: Jeffrey, you have not gone to the doctor. Uh, oh, yeah. no--no, I haven't yet. Uh-- I'd like to see you immediately. Oh? So you're Lebowski. Yeah. Maude has told me all about you. She'll be back in a minute. Sit down. Do you want a drink? Yeah, sure. White Russian. The bar's over there. So what do you do, Lebowski? Who the fuck are you, man? Just a friend of Maudie's. Yeah, the friend with the cleft asshole? What do you do? Oh, nothing much. Maude: Hello, Jeffrey. Hello. Yeah, how are you? Um... Listen, Maude, I got to, uh... Tender my resignation or whatever, Because, uh...it looks like your mother really was kidnapped after all. She most certainly was not. Hey, man, why don't you fucking... Listen occasionally? You might learn something. Now, I got-- Please don't call her my mother. She's most definitely the perpetrator and not the victim. I'm telling you, I got pretty definitive evidence-- From who? From the main guy-- Oolie. Oolie Coco? Her co-star in the beaver picture? Beaver? you mean vagina-- I mean, you know the guy? I might have introduced them for all I know. Do you remember Oolie?