"The Big Short" quotes

01:36 How are you f ing us 00:09 I don't get it Why are they confessing 00:14 If we're right people lose homes People lose jobs 00:08 Okay I want you to walk back in there 00:37 We're always crunching numbers 00:12 I have a feeling 00:04 Short everything that guy has touched 00:22 Paul is a fine boy and Mark is an excellent student 00:25 A's zero B's zero CLATTERING 00:04 Is this America's angriest hedge fund 00:06 You have a very nice haircut Did you do it yourself 00:20 The banks have given us 25 interest rates on credit cards 00:08 Let me put it this way I'm standing in front of a... 00:04 Saints don't live on Park Avenue 00:10 We are going to wait and we are going to wait 00:34 How are you fucking us 00:35 In the years that followed hundreds of bankers 00:21 And I'm getting madder and madder 00:36 ANTHONY Okay I'm a chef on a Sunday afternoon 00:05 I'm jacked I'm jacked to the tits 00:07 What am I supposed to do 00:21 MIKE I met my wife on Match com 00:05 It's like someone hit a pi ata filled with white people... 00:11 But wait You are the bank You work for the bank 00:36 Wait wait I didn't know there were swaps on mortgages 00:03 Sell it all 00:06 So mortgage bonds are dog shit 00:20 JARED If the mortgage bonds were the match 00:35 So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us Is that it 00:32 It really makes me hate you 00:11 Are you being sarcastic with us Mike 00:07 Yeah Yeah it's time to call bullshit 00:09 VINNIE How come you don't hate this guy 00:34 Basically Lewis Ranieri's mortgage bonds 00:35 Okay look If home prices don't go up 00:32 Thank you 00:35 It's only a matter of time before someone else sees... 00:08 Our investment strategy was simple 00:13 MIKE Lawrence I found something really interesting 00:22 How big is your short position right now 00:14 Trust me I'm not driving a 7 Series without strippers 00:03 I love my job 00:34 Jared it's chaos down here Where are we 00:23 We have no confidence in your ability to identify 00:20 Michael TAPPING 00:12 Now their foot's on fire they think 00:14 Thanks for coming guys 00:16 You smell that What is that 00:15 We have talked about this numerous times 00:29 Did you get a chance to look at what we sent you Ben 00:36 PORTER It's right behind you 00:07 They are correlated 00:08 I'm telling you your bet is against dumb money 00:36 You're completely sure of the math 00:19 Either we're right or we're wrong in a giant giant... 00:03 No No No No No 00:10 There's like a hundred houses There can't be four... 00:10 Look if you don't want the deal you can just hang up 00:09 They're selling their dog shit CDOs then they go to... 00:43 You're completely sure of the math 00:07 People hate to think about bad things happening 00:10 Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal 00:11 I am going to try to find moral redemption 00:27 Mortgage fraud has 00:05 Just don't fucking dance 00:17 100 million Who are you a drug dealer or a banker 00:13 On the outcome of their bet 00:14 MARK CLEARS THROAT 00:22 I told her we're not selling shit 00:12 BEN Yeah I hardly got cell phone or Wi Fi service 00:09 This guy's whole business is built on ripping people... 00:09 Somehow you're like Dora the Explorer 00:13 CHARLIE This isn't how I pictured it 00:21 How are you floating your resume to big banks 00:05 Chris God damn it Sorry 00:19 So let me get this straight The bank calls you up 00:15 A chef's knife with blood on it. 00:08 All right. 00:23 All right, 00:09 âTª âTª... 00:11 âTª We don't get fooled again âTª... 00:16 Did you see a guy come through here? 00:21 He must have been wearing at least five garbage bags. 00:26 Hey, man, who the hell are you? 00:19 Horatio. 00:14 I do have something to hide, 00:18 I see him, I see him! 00:17 If Justin Porter worked on Summer's computer, 00:31 Justin and I completed each other.