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In 2006-2007 a group of investors bet against the US mortgage market. In their research they discover how flawed and corrupt the market is.

Director: Adam McKay
Writer: Charles Randolph (screenplay by), Adam McKay (screenplay by), Michael Lewis (based upon the book by)
Production: Paramount Pictures
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 23 Dec 2015
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. Another 37 wins & 79 nominations.


49 Clips & Quotes

I don't get it - The Big Short 00:23 I don't get it You're completely sure of the math - The Big Short 01:16 You're completely sure of the math If we're right - The Big Short 00:58 If we're right They will be blaming immigrants and poor people - The Big Short 00:37 They will be blaming immigrants and poor people We live in an era of fraud in America - The Big Short 01:20 We live in an era of fraud in America Gentlemen - The Big Short 00:40 Gentlemen Short everything that man has touched - The Big Short 00:15 Short everything that man has touched What is that - The Big Short 00:27 What is that Did you do it yourself - The Big Short 00:16 Did you do it yourself Saints don't live on Park Avenue - The Big Short 00:14 Saints don't live on Park Avenue Is this America's angriest hedge fund - The Big Short 00:15 Is this America's angriest hedge fund He doesn't say a word - The Big Short 00:51 He doesn't say a word I want him to be right - The Big Short 01:07 I want him to be right Paul is a fine boy - The Big Short 00:50 Paul is a fine boy Let me put it this way - The Big Short 00:28 Let me put it this way How are you f ing us - The Big Short 01:36 How are you f ing us Until they start to bleed - The Big Short 00:31 Until they start to bleed What am I supposed to do - The Big Short 00:25 What am I supposed to do In the years that followed - The Big Short 01:55 In the years that followed I don't know why - The Big Short 02:13 I don't know why I'm jacked - The Big Short 00:14 I'm jacked Sell it all - The Big Short 00:09 Sell it all It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck at golf - The Big Short 00:21 It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck... I want to buy swaps on mortgage bonds - The Big Short 03:56 I want to buy swaps on mortgage bonds I met my wife on match - The Big Short 00:52 I met my wife on match So mortgage bonds are dog shit - The Big Short 00:21 So mortgage bonds are dog shit You flew here to tell me that - The Big Short 01:59 You flew here to tell me that Let me ask you this - The Big Short 00:23 Let me ask you this If the mortgage bonds were the match - The Big Short 01:12 If the mortgage bonds were the match Is Morgan Stanley recruiting us - The Big Short 03:08 Is Morgan Stanley recruiting us You  are  the bank - The Big Short 00:45 You are the bank Are you being sarcastic with us - The Big Short 00:20 Are you being sarcastic with us It's time to call bullshit - The Big Short 00:20 It's time to call bullshit If home prices don't go up - The Big Short 01:39 If home prices don't go up I found something really interesting - The Big Short 00:40 I found something really interesting How big is your short position right now - The Big Short 00:48 How big is your short position right now And they're ALL cash rich - The Big Short 00:55 And they're ALL cash rich It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this investment - The Big Short 02:16 It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this... We just moved here from Boulder - The Big Short 02:37 We just moved here from Boulder Our investment strategy was simple - The Big Short 00:33 Our investment strategy was simple How come you don't hate this guy - The Big Short 00:40 How come you don't hate this guy They can keep that profit machine churning - The Big Short 02:26 They can keep that profit machine churning I love my job - The Big Short 00:10 I love my job It's chaos down here - The Big Short 01:45 It's chaos down here You motherfucker - The Big Short 00:28 You motherfucker You smell that - The Big Short 00:24 You smell that And you're surprised - The Big Short 00:48 And you're surprised Thanks for coming guys - The Big Short 00:44 Thanks for coming guys Did you get a chance to take a look at what we sent you - The Big Short 00:43 Did you get a chance to take a look at what we sent you

Cast

Jared Vennett - Ryan Gosling
Lewis Ranieri - Rudy Eisenzopf
Fund Manager - Casey Groves
Lewis Bond Trader - Charlie Talbert
Lewis Bond Trader - Harold Gervais
Exotic Dancer - Maria Frangos
Michael Burry - Christian Bale
Analyst - Hunter Burke
Michael Burry's Mom - Shauna Rappold
Michael Burry's Dad - Brandon Stacy
Young Michael Burry - Aiden Flowers
Paul Baum - Peter Epstein
Therapy Businessman - Anthony Marble
Therapy Businessman - Silas Cooper
Mark Baum - Steve Carell
Therapist - Leslie Castay
Burry's Analyst - Andrew Farrier
Lawrence Fields - Tracy Letts
Lawrence Fields' Assistant - Ingrid Steed
Goldman Sachs Sales Rep (Lucy) - Vanessa Cloke
Mark Baum's Mom - Carrie Lazar
Cynthia Baum - Marisa Tomei
Man Stealing Cab - Mychael Bates
Goldman Sachs Quant (Deeb) - Rajeev Jacob
Deutsche Sales Rep - Jay Potter
Deutsche Sales Rep - Garrett Hines
Trader at Night Club - Ryan Broussard
Kathy Tao - Adepero Oduye
Danny Moses - Rafe Spall
Porter Collins - Hamish Linklater
Vinny Daniel - Jeremy Strong
Jared's Assistant (Chris) - Jeffry Griffin
Ted Jiang - Stanley Wong
Anthony Bourdain - Anthony Bourdain
Charlie Geller - John Magaro
Jamie Shipley - Finn Wittrock
Banker at Goldman Sachs (as Joseph Brooks) - Joey Brooks
B of A Lobby Security - Colette Divine
Ben Rickert - Brad Pitt
Tattooed Renter - Oscar Gale
Tattooed Man's Son - Cayden Arthur Miscally
Burry's Assistant - Dave Davis
Martin Blaine - Wayne Pére
Real Estate Agent - Kate Blumberg
Real Estate Agent - Billy Slaughter
Mortgage Broker - Max Greenfield
Mortgage Broker - Billy Magnussen
Florida Strip Club Dancer - Heighlen Boyd
Noah (as Ilan Srulovicz) - Ilan Muallem
Georgia Hale - Melissa Leo
Rich Bear Rep (Matt) - Jay Jablonski
Second Bear Rep (as Blaine Kern) - Blaine Kern III
Option One CEO - Al Sapienza
Merrill Lynch Rep - Marcus Lyle Brown
Doug from Goldman Sachs - Tyler Kunkle
Montage Lehman Rep - Elliott Grey
Montage Goldman Sachs Rep - Jason Bayle
Mr. Chau - Byron Mann
Richard Thaler - Richard Thaler
Woman in Glasses - Sophie Lee
Businessman at Casino - Michael Aaron Santos
Guy in Game Jersey - David Kallaway
Woman at Casino - Sharon Landry
Fields' Lawyer - James Yeargain
Casey - Lyle Brocato
Front Point Receptionist - Kelly Lind
Angry Guy on the Phone - Michael Brooks
Diner Waitress - Lyndsay Kimball
Spin Class Instructor - Robyn Wholey
Pub Goer - David Wyman
Pub Goer - Peter Anderson
Deutsche Auditorium Host - Lara Grice
Bruce Miller - Tony Bentley
Banker in Deutsche Auditorium - Michael Kives
Lehman Executive - Jack Millard
Seminar Leader - John Neisler
35 to 1 Guy - Michael Joseph Varino
Cab Driver - Joel Diggs
Banker 1979 - Michael J. Stein
News Reporter - Logan Crawford
Lehman Employee - Tim Wilson
Michael Burry's Wife - Jae Suh Park
Nicolas Burry - Colin Lawless
Hotel Guest / Business Professional - Deborah Alcorn
Bonds Trader - Dennis Alcorn
Clothing Boutique Clerk - Andrea Vittoria Alvarado
Swimmer - Sue-Lynn Ansari
Self (archive footage) - Lance Armstrong
Casino Patron - James Howard Askin
Woman at Party - Nicole Barré
Analyst / Silicon Valley Manager / International Traveller - Nazeema Bartek
Deutsche Sales Rep in VIP - Seth Barthelemy
Silicon Valley Hedge Fund Manager - Tony Beard
Investment Banker - Eric Berris
Casino Patron - Jaclyn Bethany
Self (archive footage) - Michael Bloomberg
Self (archive footage) - Barry Bonds
Banker - Emily Bossak
Pilot / Analyst - Rusty Bourg
Caesars Palace Manager - Allen Bracken
Deutsche Bank Rep - Shannon Brokaw
Restaurant Diner (New Orleans) / Banker - Christopher Terrell Brown
Financial Planner - David Cleveland Brown
Analyst - Tom Bui
Man Accepting Beer - Michael Burry
Self (archive footage) - George W. Bush
Strip Club Patron - Brady Calhoun
Wall Street Journal Reporter - Jeff Caperton
Girl Kissing in Nightclub - Kayla Carraway
Realtor - Ron Centanni
Trade Show Attendee / Investor - Carl A. Chauvin
Deutsche PR Person - Lindsay Clift
JP Morgan Employee - Richard R. Corapi
Yellow Hummer Driver - Timothy Cornelius
Self (archive footage) - Jim Cramer
Maverick (archive footage) - Tom Cruise
Self (archive footage) - Tim DeLaughter
Casino Patron - James Donald
Lehman Executive - Saliyl Dotson
Casino High Roller Gambler - Divine Prince Ty Emmecca
Lawyer - Mark Falvo
Caesar's Palace Pool Girl - Sara Finley
Miami Tourist - Tahseen Ghauri
Selena Gomez - Selena Gomez
Hedge Fund Manager - Scott Gray
Analysts - Joshua Guidry
Businessman - Christopher Gulas
Swimmer - Scott Gulino
Business Man - Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Investor - Candice Harrison
Casino Patron - Jon Hartley
Casino Patron / Pool Party goer - Dominique Hayes
Banker In Club - John Henry
Club Dancer - Julia Holt
Josh Medak - Banker - Nick Hwang
Blackjack player - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Bank of America Executive - Alicia Davis Johnson
Casino Girl - Allyson Leigh Jordan
Mortgage Broker - Donald M. Krause
Journalist - Jenny Lacey
Blackjack Player / Convention Delegate - Cynthia LeBlanc
Convention Delegate / Strip Club Drunk / Blackjack Player - Elton LeBlanc
Goldman Sachs Executive - Justin Lebrun
Front Point Receptionist - Juliet Reeves London
Lawyer - Judd Lormand
Self (archive footage) - Ludacris
Casino Security - Mino Mackic
Banker - Tracy B. Mann
Ceasar's Palace Pool Girl - Candace McAdams
Business Executive - Mike R. Moreau
Banking Professional - Landa Morland
Background - Fernando Nava
Bond Trader - Jay Oliver
Casino Patron - Robert Pekel
Nightclub Lady - Hannah Jacole Powell-Yost
Self (archive footage) - Ronald Reagan
Bond Trader - Gus Rhodes
Margot Robbie - Margot Robbie
Analyst / Investment Banker - Michael Rollins
WAMU banker at casino - Mark Roman
Bond Trader - Robin Sarraille
Business Man - William Schaff
Cocktail Waitress / Dancer - Kristen Scott
Self (archive footage) - Tupac Shakur
Barclays Bank Professional - Delia Sheppard
Lehman Brothers Banker - Paula Shreve
'Enya video' couple - Paul Sigrist
Sales Manager - Sarah Ellis Smith
Self (archive footage) - Snoop Dogg
Self (archive footage) - Britney Spears
Office Worker - Anne Speed
Seminar Greeter - Staci Roberts Steele
Bond Trader - Sean Stevens
Banker - Jack Teague
Bond Trader - John Teal Jr.
Trader - Jim Templar
Analyst - Daryl Thibodaux
Investor - Michelle Torres
Bond Trader - Bob Walker
Crying Lehmann Bros employee - Darly Wayne
Banking Professional - Anna Wendt
Banker / Airport Passenger - Christina Michelle Williams
Self (archive footage) - Pharrell Williams
Mortgage Broker - Jesse Yarborough