"The Big Short" quotes

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The men who made millions from a global economic meltdown.

Director: Adam McKay
Writer: Charles Randolph, Adam McKay, Michael Lewis
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama
Year: 2015
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 7.8
BoxOffice: $70,259,870
Released: 23 Dec 2015
Awards: Won 1 Oscar. 37 wins & 81 nominations total

139 Clips

So let me get this straight The bank calls you up - The Big Short 00:19
So let me get this straight The bank calls you up
MOUTHING No no no - The Big Short 00:03
MOUTHING No no no
Chris God damn it Sorry - The Big Short 00:05
Chris God damn it Sorry
How are you floating your resume to big banks - The Big Short 00:21
How are you floating your resume to big banks
CHARLIE This isn't how I pictured it - The Big Short 00:13
CHARLIE This isn't how I pictured it
Somehow you're like Dora the Explorer - The Big Short 00:09
Somehow you're like Dora the Explorer
This guy's whole business is built on ripping people off - The Big Short 00:09
This guy's whole business is built on ripping people off
BEN Yeah I hardly got cell phone or Wi Fi service - The Big Short 00:12
BEN Yeah I hardly got cell phone or Wi Fi service
Either we're right or we're wrong in a giant - The Big Short 00:19
Either we're right or we're wrong in a giant
You're completely sure of the math - The Big Short 00:43
You're completely sure of the math
I told her we're not selling shit - The Big Short 00:22
I told her we're not selling shit
MARK CLEARS THROAT - The Big Short 00:14
MARK CLEARS THROAT
I'm telling you - The Big Short 00:15
I'm telling you
On the outcome of their bet - The Big Short 00:13
On the outcome of their bet
Did you get a chance to take a look at what we sent you - The Big Short 00:30
Did you get a chance to take a look at what we sent you
You smell that - The Big Short 00:18
You smell that
Thanks for coming guys - The Big Short 00:22
Thanks for coming guys
You motherfucker - The Big Short 00:20
You motherfucker
And you're surprised - The Big Short 00:12
And you're surprised
You flew here to tell me that - The Big Short 00:23
You flew here to tell me that
100 million Who are you a drug dealer or a banker - The Big Short 00:17
100 million Who are you a drug dealer or a banker
I love my job - The Big Short 00:04
I love my job
It's chaos down here - The Big Short 00:49
It's chaos down here
And they're ALL cash rich - The Big Short 00:15
And they're ALL cash rich
How big is your short position right now - The Big Short 00:27
How big is your short position right now
I found something really interesting - The Big Short 00:13
I found something really interesting
Our investment strategy was simple - The Big Short 00:09
Our investment strategy was simple
Just don't fucking dance - The Big Short 00:05
Just don't fucking dance
We just moved here from Boulder - The Big Short 00:32
We just moved here from Boulder
If home prices don't go up - The Big Short 00:36
If home prices don't go up
It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this investment - The Big Short 00:58
It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this...
It's time to call bullshit - The Big Short 00:08
It's time to call bullshit
They can keep that profit machine churning - The Big Short 01:06
They can keep that profit machine churning
How come you don't hate this guy - The Big Short 00:15
How come you don't hate this guy
Are you being sarcastic with us - The Big Short 00:13
Are you being sarcastic with us
Is Morgan Stanley recruiting us - The Big Short 00:57
Is Morgan Stanley recruiting us
Sell it all - The Big Short 00:10
Sell it all
If the mortgage bonds were the match - The Big Short 00:21
If the mortgage bonds were the match
So mortgage bonds are dog shit - The Big Short 00:08
So mortgage bonds are dog shit
Mortgage fraud has - The Big Short 00:27
Mortgage fraud has
I want to buy swaps on mortgage bonds - The Big Short 01:05
I want to buy swaps on mortgage bonds
It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck at golf - The Big Short 00:07
It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck...
You  are  the bank - The Big Short 00:11
You are the bank
I met my wife on match - The Big Short 00:24
I met my wife on match
What am I supposed to do - The Big Short 00:08
What am I supposed to do
I am going to try to find moral redemption - The Big Short 00:11
I am going to try to find moral redemption
He doesn't say a word - The Big Short 00:24
He doesn't say a word
I'm jacked - The Big Short 00:08
I'm jacked
I don't know why - The Big Short 00:43
I don't know why
Until they start to bleed - The Big Short 00:11
Until they start to bleed
In the years that followed - The Big Short 00:40
In the years that followed
How are you fucking us - The Big Short 01:09
How are you fucking us
Saints don't live on Park Avenue - The Big Short 00:05
Saints don't live on Park Avenue
Let me put it this way - The Big Short 00:11
Let me put it this way
I want him to be right - The Big Short 00:22
I want him to be right
Did you do it yourself - The Big Short 00:07
Did you do it yourself
Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal - The Big Short 00:10
Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal
Is this America's angriest hedge fund - The Big Short 00:09
Is this America's angriest hedge fund
What is that - The Big Short 00:27
What is that
People hate to think about bad things happening - The Big Short 00:07
People hate to think about bad things happening
Paul is a fine boy - The Big Short 00:22
Paul is a fine boy
Short everything that man has touched - The Big Short 00:05
Short everything that man has touched
They will be blaming immigrants and poor people - The Big Short 00:16
They will be blaming immigrants and poor people
You're completely sure of the math - The Big Short 00:43
You're completely sure of the math
Gentlemen - The Big Short 00:09
Gentlemen
If we're right - The Big Short 00:17
If we're right
They're selling their dog shit CDOs then they go to another bank - The Big Short 00:09
They're selling their dog shit CDOs then they go to another...
Look if you don't want the deal you can just hang up - The Big Short 00:10
Look if you don't want the deal you can just hang up
There's like a hundred houses There can't be four people living here - The Big Short 00:10
There's like a hundred houses There can't be four people...
I don't get it - The Big Short 00:10
I don't get it
No No No No No - The Big Short 00:03
No No No No No
Either we're right or we're wrong in a giant giant way - The Big Short 00:19
Either we're right or we're wrong in a giant giant way
You're completely sure of the math - The Big Short 00:36
You're completely sure of the math
I'm telling you your bet is against dumb money - The Big Short 00:08
I'm telling you your bet is against dumb money
They are correlated - The Big Short 00:07
They are correlated
I mean you're supposed to be the ones - The Big Short 00:26
I mean you're supposed to be the ones
PORTER It's right behind you - The Big Short 00:36
PORTER It's right behind you
Jamie And this is me being honest here okay - The Big Short 00:36
Jamie And this is me being honest here okay
Did you get a chance to look at what we sent you Ben - The Big Short 00:29
Did you get a chance to look at what we sent you Ben
We have talked about this numerous times - The Big Short 00:15
We have talked about this numerous times
You smell that What is that - The Big Short 00:16
You smell that What is that
Thanks for coming guys - The Big Short 00:14
Thanks for coming guys
Now their foot's on fire they think - The Big Short 00:12
Now their foot's on fire they think
Michael TAPPING - The Big Short 00:20
Michael TAPPING
Give me my money back - The Big Short 00:18
Give me my money back
We have no confidence in your ability to identify - The Big Short 00:23
We have no confidence in your ability to identify
Jared it's chaos down here Where are we - The Big Short 00:34
Jared it's chaos down here Where are we
I love my job - The Big Short 00:03
I love my job
Trust me I'm not driving a 7 Series without strippers - The Big Short 00:14
Trust me I'm not driving a 7 Series without strippers
How big is your short position right now - The Big Short 00:22
How big is your short position right now
MIKE Lawrence I found something really interesting - The Big Short 00:13
MIKE Lawrence I found something really interesting
Our investment strategy was simple - The Big Short 00:08
Our investment strategy was simple
It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this investment - The Big Short 00:35
It's only a matter of time before someone else sees this...
Thank you - The Big Short 00:32
Thank you
Okay look If home prices don't go up - The Big Short 00:35
Okay look If home prices don't go up
Basically Lewis Ranieri's mortgage bonds - The Big Short 00:34
Basically Lewis Ranieri's mortgage bonds
VINNIE How come you don't hate this guy - The Big Short 00:09
VINNIE How come you don't hate this guy
Yeah Yeah it's time to call bullshit - The Big Short 00:07
Yeah Yeah it's time to call bullshit
Are you being sarcastic with us Mike - The Big Short 00:11
Are you being sarcastic with us Mike
It really makes me hate you - The Big Short 00:32
It really makes me hate you
So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us Is that it - The Big Short 00:35
So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us Is that it
JARED If the mortgage bonds were the match - The Big Short 00:20
JARED If the mortgage bonds were the match
So mortgage bonds are dog shit - The Big Short 00:06
So mortgage bonds are dog shit
Sell it all - The Big Short 00:03
Sell it all
Wait wait I didn't know there were swaps on mortgages - The Big Short 00:36
Wait wait I didn't know there were swaps on mortgages
If the value of the mortgage bond goes up - The Big Short 00:31
If the value of the mortgage bond goes up
But wait You are the bank You work for the bank - The Big Short 00:11
But wait You are the bank You work for the bank
It's like someone hit a pi ata filled with white people who suck at golf - The Big Short 00:05
It's like someone hit a pi ata filled with white people who...
MIKE I met my wife on Match com - The Big Short 00:21
MIKE I met my wife on Match com
What am I supposed to do - The Big Short 00:07
What am I supposed to do
I'm jacked I'm jacked to the tits - The Big Short 00:05
I'm jacked I'm jacked to the tits
ANTHONY Okay I'm a chef on a Sunday afternoon - The Big Short 00:36
ANTHONY Okay I'm a chef on a Sunday afternoon
And I'm getting madder and madder - The Big Short 00:21
And I'm getting madder and madder
In the years that followed hundreds of bankers - The Big Short 00:35
In the years that followed hundreds of bankers
How are you fucking us - The Big Short 00:34
How are you fucking us
We are going to wait and we are going to wait - The Big Short 00:10
We are going to wait and we are going to wait
Saints don't live on Park Avenue - The Big Short 00:04
Saints don't live on Park Avenue
Let me put it this way I'm standing in front of a burning house - The Big Short 00:08
Let me put it this way I'm standing in front of a burning...
The banks have given us 25 interest rates on credit cards - The Big Short 00:20
The banks have given us 25 interest rates on credit cards
You have a very nice haircut Did you do it yourself - The Big Short 00:06
You have a very nice haircut Did you do it yourself
Is this America's angriest hedge fund - The Big Short 00:04
Is this America's angriest hedge fund
A's zero B's zero CLATTERING - The Big Short 00:25
A's zero B's zero CLATTERING
Paul is a fine boy and Mark is an excellent student - The Big Short 00:22
Paul is a fine boy and Mark is an excellent student
Short everything that guy has touched - The Big Short 00:04
Short everything that guy has touched
I have a feeling - The Big Short 00:12
I have a feeling
We're always crunching numbers - The Big Short 00:37
We're always crunching numbers
Okay I want you to walk back in there - The Big Short 00:08
Okay I want you to walk back in there
If we're right people lose homes People lose jobs - The Big Short 00:14
If we're right people lose homes People lose jobs
I don't get it Why are they confessing - The Big Short 00:09
I don't get it Why are they confessing
What's that smell - The Big Short 00:14
What's that smell
I'm not driving a 7 series without strippers - The Big Short 00:49
I'm not driving a 7 series without strippers
Let me ask you this - The Big Short 00:27
Let me ask you this
I'm jacked to the tits - The Big Short 00:10
I'm jacked to the tits
That's a nice haircut - The Big Short 00:18
That's a nice haircut
And then that happens - The Big Short 00:26
And then that happens
We live in an era of fraud in America - The Big Short 02:58
We live in an era of fraud in America
People lose homes - The Big Short 00:55
People lose homes
Why are they confessing - The Big Short 00:23
Why are they confessing
How are you f ing us - The Big Short 01:36
How are you f ing us

Cast

Jared Vennett - Ryan Gosling
Lewis Ranieri - Rudy Eisenzopf
Fund Manager - Casey Groves
Lewis Bond Trader - Charlie Talbert
Lewis Bond Trader - Harold Gervais
Exotic Dancer - Maria Frangos
Michael Burry - Christian Bale
Analyst - Hunter Burke
Michael Burry's Mom - Shauna Rappold
Michael Burry's Dad - Brandon Stacy
Young Michael Burry - Aiden Flowers
Paul Baum - Peter Epstein
Therapy Businessman - Anthony Marble
Therapy Businessman - Silas Cooper
Mark Baum - Steve Carell
Therapist - Leslie Castay
Burry's Analyst - Andrew Farrier
Lawrence Fields - Tracy Letts
Lawrence Fields' Assistant - Ingrid Steed
Goldman Sachs Sales Rep (Lucy) - Vanessa Cloke
Mark Baum's Mom - Carrie Lazar
Cynthia Baum - Marisa Tomei
Man Stealing Cab - Mychael Bates
Goldman Sachs Quant (Deeb) - Rajeev Jacob
Deutsche Sales Rep - Jay Potter
Deutsche Sales Rep - Garrett Hines
Trader at Night Club - Ryan Broussard
Kathy Tao - Adepero Oduye
Danny Moses - Rafe Spall
Porter Collins - Hamish Linklater
Vinny Daniel - Jeremy Strong
Jared's Assistant (Chris) - Jeffry Griffin
Ted Jiang - Stanley Wong
Anthony Bourdain - Anthony Bourdain
Charlie Geller - John Magaro
Jamie Shipley - Finn Wittrock
Banker at Goldman Sachs (as Joseph Brooks) - Joey Brooks
B of A Lobby Security - Colette Divine
Ben Rickert - Brad Pitt
Tattooed Renter - Oscar Gale
Tattooed Man's Son - Cayden Arthur Miscally
Burry's Assistant - Dave Davis
Martin Blaine - Wayne Pére
Real Estate Agent - Kate Blumberg
Real Estate Agent - Billy Slaughter
Mortgage Broker - Max Greenfield
Mortgage Broker - Billy Magnussen
Florida Strip Club Dancer - Heighlen Boyd
Noah (as Ilan Srulovicz) - Ilan Muallem
Georgia Hale - Melissa Leo
Rich Bear Rep (Matt) - Jay Jablonski
Second Bear Rep (as Blaine Kern) - Blaine Kern III
Option One CEO - Al Sapienza
Merrill Lynch Rep - Marcus Lyle Brown
Doug from Goldman Sachs - Tyler Kunkle
Montage Lehman Rep - Elliott Grey
Montage Goldman Sachs Rep - Jason Bayle
Mr. Chau - Byron Mann
Richard Thaler - Richard Thaler
Woman in Glasses - Sophie Lee
Businessman at Casino - Michael Aaron Santos
Guy in Game Jersey - David Kallaway
Woman at Casino - Sharon Landry
Fields' Lawyer - James Yeargain
Casey - Lyle Brocato
Front Point Receptionist - Kelly Lind
Angry Guy on the Phone - Michael Brooks
Diner Waitress - Lyndsay Kimball
Spin Class Instructor - Robyn Wholey
Pub Goer - David Wyman
Pub Goer - Peter Anderson
Deutsche Auditorium Host - Lara Grice
Bruce Miller - Tony Bentley
Banker in Deutsche Auditorium - Michael Kives
Lehman Executive - Jack Millard
Seminar Leader - John Neisler
35 to 1 Guy - Michael Joseph Varino
Cab Driver - Joel Diggs
Banker 1979 - Michael J. Stein
News Reporter - Logan Crawford
Lehman Employee - Tim Wilson
Michael Burry's Wife - Jae Suh Park
Nicolas Burry - Colin Lawless
Hotel Guest / Business Professional - Deborah Alcorn
Bonds Trader - Dennis Alcorn
Clothing Boutique Clerk - Andrea Vittoria Alvarado
Swimmer - Sue-Lynn Ansari
Self (archive footage) - Lance Armstrong
Casino Patron - James Howard Askin
Woman at Party - Nicole Barré
Analyst / Silicon Valley Manager / International Traveller - Nazeema Bartek
Deutsche Sales Rep in VIP - Seth Barthelemy
Silicon Valley Hedge Fund Manager - Tony Beard
Investment Banker - Eric Berris
Casino Patron - Jaclyn Bethany
Self (archive footage) - Michael Bloomberg
Self (archive footage) - Barry Bonds
Banker - Emily Bossak
Pilot / Analyst - Rusty Bourg
Caesars Palace Manager - Allen Bracken
Deutsche Bank Rep - Shannon Brokaw
Restaurant Diner (New Orleans) / Banker - Christopher Terrell Brown
Financial Planner - David Cleveland Brown
Analyst - Tom Bui
Man Accepting Beer - Michael Burry
Self (archive footage) - George W. Bush
Strip Club Patron - Brady Calhoun
Wall Street Journal Reporter - Jeff Caperton
Girl Kissing in Nightclub - Kayla Carraway
Realtor - Ron Centanni
Trade Show Attendee / Investor - Carl A. Chauvin
Deutsche PR Person - Lindsay Clift
JP Morgan Employee - Richard R. Corapi
Yellow Hummer Driver - Timothy Cornelius
Self (archive footage) - Jim Cramer
Maverick (archive footage) - Tom Cruise
Self (archive footage) - Tim DeLaughter
Casino Patron - James Donald
Lehman Executive - Saliyl Dotson
Casino High Roller Gambler - Divine Prince Ty Emmecca
Lawyer - Mark Falvo
Caesar's Palace Pool Girl - Sara Finley
Miami Tourist - Tahseen Ghauri
Selena Gomez - Selena Gomez
Hedge Fund Manager - Scott Gray
Analysts - Joshua Guidry
Businessman - Christopher Gulas
Swimmer - Scott Gulino
Business Man - Gene Kevin Hames Jr.
Investor - Candice Harrison
Casino Patron - Jon Hartley
Casino Patron / Pool Party goer - Dominique Hayes
Banker In Club - John Henry
Club Dancer - Julia Holt
Josh Medak - Banker - Nick Hwang
Blackjack player - Jacquelyn Twodat Jackson
Bank of America Executive - Alicia Davis Johnson
Casino Girl - Allyson Leigh Jordan
Mortgage Broker - Donald M. Krause
Journalist - Jenny Lacey
Blackjack Player / Convention Delegate - Cynthia LeBlanc
Convention Delegate / Strip Club Drunk / Blackjack Player - Elton LeBlanc
Goldman Sachs Executive - Justin Lebrun
Front Point Receptionist - Juliet Reeves London
Lawyer - Judd Lormand
Self (archive footage) - Ludacris
Casino Security - Mino Mackic
Banker - Tracy B. Mann
Ceasar's Palace Pool Girl - Candace McAdams
Business Executive - Mike R. Moreau
Banking Professional - Landa Morland
Background - Fernando Nava
Bond Trader - Jay Oliver
Casino Patron - Robert Pekel
Nightclub Lady - Hannah Jacole Powell-Yost
Self (archive footage) - Ronald Reagan
Bond Trader - Gus Rhodes
Margot Robbie - Margot Robbie
Analyst / Investment Banker - Michael Rollins
WAMU banker at casino - Mark Roman
Bond Trader - Robin Sarraille
Business Man - William Schaff
Cocktail Waitress / Dancer - Kristen Scott
Self (archive footage) - Tupac Shakur
Barclays Bank Professional - Delia Sheppard
Lehman Brothers Banker - Paula Shreve
'Enya video' couple - Paul Sigrist
Sales Manager - Sarah Ellis Smith
Self (archive footage) - Snoop Dogg
Self (archive footage) - Britney Spears
Office Worker - Anne Speed
Seminar Greeter - Staci Roberts Steele
Bond Trader - Sean Stevens
Banker - Jack Teague
Bond Trader - John Teal Jr.
Trader - Jim Templar
Analyst - Daryl Thibodaux
Investor - Michelle Torres
Bond Trader - Bob Walker
Crying Lehmann Bros employee - Darly Wayne
Banking Professional - Anna Wendt
Banker / Airport Passenger - Christina Michelle Williams
Self (archive footage) - Pharrell Williams
Mortgage Broker - Jesse Yarborough