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It looks like someone just hit a piñata that was filled with white people who suck at golf
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The Big Short

It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck at golf

Vinnie Daniel:It's like someone hit a pinata full of white people who suck at golf

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It looks like someone just hit a piñata that was filled with white people who suck at golf
Available in 6 languages
Duration
5 seconds
Views
1,136
Timestamp in Movie
01:12:13
Uploaded
Mar 06, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Paramount Pictures,Regency Enterprises,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The men who made millions from a global economic meltdown.
How are you floating your resume to big banksI mean you're supposed to be the ones policing the big banksGrow up JamieThere must be some kind of law against working for a financial institutionright after you've been working in financial regulation right - The Big Short 00:15
How are you floating your resume to big banksI mean...
Lewis, Can you come early tomorrow, please? - The Big Short 00:22
Lewis, Can you come early tomorrow, please?
If the investors withdraw, what's gonna happen here? - The Big Short 00:08
If the investors withdraw, what's gonna happen here?
The, the... - The Big Short 00:21
The, the...
Sure! It's possible, I just don't know how! - The Big Short 00:07
Sure! It's possible, I just don't know how!
I guess.... - The Big Short 00:08
I guess....
Kind of brilliant! - The Big Short 00:45
Kind of brilliant!
He's gone! - The Big Short 00:56
He's gone!
If we're right people lose homesPeople lose jobsPeople lose retirement savings people lose pensionsYou know what i hate about fucking banking It reduces people to numbersHere's a number Every one percent unemployment goes up40 thousand people die Did you - The Big Short 00:15
If we're right people lose homesPeople lose jobsPeople...
Just don't fucking dance - The Big Short 00:05
Just don't fucking dance
So let me get this straightThe bank calls you upThey give you the bonds they wanna sellThey give you clients they give you money to run your businessGive you fat fee's for doing sobut you represent the investors - The Big Short 00:15
So let me get this straightThe bank calls you upThey give...
Oh boy! - The Big Short 00:39
Oh boy!
Alright, let's say... - The Big Short 00:52
Alright, let's say...
If the mortgage bonds were the matchThen the CDO's were the kerosene soaked ragsAnd the synthetic CDO was the atomic bombwith a drunk president holding his finger over the buttonIt was at that moment in that dumb restaurantwith that stupid look on his - The Big Short 00:20
If the mortgage bonds were the matchThen the CDO's were...
And i know what you're thinking! - The Big Short 00:27
And i know what you're thinking!
On the outcome of their bet - The Big Short 00:13
On the outcome of their bet
So I'm going to leave You think I'm a parasite don't you mister Baum? - The Big Short 00:29
So I'm going to leave You think I'm a parasite...
Short everything that guy has touched, I want half a billion more in swaps Sure about that? - The Big Short 00:15
Short everything that guy has touched, I want half a billion...
Short everything that guy has touched - The Big Short 00:04
Short everything that guy has touched
I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re lactate - The Big Short 00:06
I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re lactate