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Jared It's chaos down here where are weAnd see he wept for there are no more worlds to conquerShaneShaneWellNobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymoreAnd everybody wants swaps swaps are not he
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The Big Short

Jared It's chaos down here where are weAnd see he wept for there are no more worlds to...

Mark Baum:
Jared? It's chaos down here! Where are we at?Jared Vennett: "And Caesar wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."Jared Vennett:Shane? SHANE?Jared Vennett:Well, nobody's buying CDOs and mortgage bonds anymore, and everybody wants swaps. Swaps are now the hottest thing on the street.Mark Baum:Well, that's good for us.Jared Vennett:Yes and no. I heard from somebody who heard from somebody-Jared Vennett:No, Alex, no. Sorry.Jared Vennett:Benny Cleaver over at Morgan's taking some heavy losses. Your ship might be taking on water. Might be time to get our lifejacket and get out. Oh, I'm jacked. I'm JACKED! I'M JACKED TO THE *TITS*!Mark Baum:Okay, good.Jared Vennett:You feel it?Mark Baum:No

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Jared It's chaos down here where are we
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And see he wept for there are no more worlds to conquer
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Shane
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Shane
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Well
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Nobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymore
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And everybody wants swaps swaps are not he most popular product on the street
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That's good for us Yes and no
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I heard from somebody who heard from somebody
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No Alex No Sorry
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I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some heavy losses in the bond department
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Your shit might be taking on water
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Time to get our life jacket and get out
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Holy shit
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I'm jacked
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I'm Jacked
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I'm jacked to the tits
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Good
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Do you feel it No
Available in 6 languages
Duration
49 seconds
Views
1,402
Timestamp in Movie
01:39:26
Uploaded
Mar 06, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Paramount Pictures,Regency Enterprises,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The men who made millions from a global economic meltdown.

Actors

Steve Carell
Mark Baum
Steve Carell
Ryan Gosling
Jared Vennett
Ryan Gosling
I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some heavy losses in the bond-department Your shit might be taking on water Time to get our life-jacket and get out. - The Big Short 00:21
I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some...
What'd you hear tiny? - The Big Short 00:16
What'd you hear tiny?
Maybe later. - The Big Short 00:39
Maybe later.
You tell Jeff at Goldman that I'm not transferring funds, this is bullshit! - The Big Short 00:06
You tell Jeff at Goldman that I'm not transferring...
Holy shit All this time I've been trying to figure out who I'm betting against. - The Big Short 00:43
Holy shit All this time I've been trying to figure out...
Jesus Christ, are you fucking kidding me?! - The Big Short 00:31
Jesus Christ, are you fucking kidding me?!
Or we sell our swaps, when the market opens We get our bonuses, our investors get their profits We get... - The Big Short 00:26
Or we sell our swaps, when the market opens We get our...
Look I get that this is personal for you, But we have a fiduciary responsibility - No, no we don't! - The Big Short 00:45
Look I get that this is personal for you, But we have a...
We are going to wait and we are going to waitWe are going to wait until they feel the pain until they start to bleed - The Big Short 00:10
We are going to wait and we are going to waitWe are going to...
Hello, Ben? - The Big Short 00:25
Hello, Ben?
I probably got cell phone and WiFi serviceI'm trying to sell 200 million dollars worth of securitiesIn a pubsmells like sheep - The Big Short 00:11
I probably got cell phone and WiFi serviceI'm trying to...
What are you a drug dealer or a bankerCause if you're a banker you can fuck right off - The Big Short 00:06
What are you a drug dealer or a bankerCause if you're a...
Look if you don't want the deal you can just hang up - The Big Short 00:10
Look if you don't want the deal you can just hang up
As the housing-markets and banks continued to hemorrhage, only one of the big shorts refused to sell. - The Big Short 00:08
As the housing-markets and banks continued to hemorrhage,...
So it was beyond perfect, when he was asked to speak at a conference opposite Bruce Miller Famous bull-ish investor After he and Mark had their debate Alan Greenspan, one of the architects of the whole crisis, was scheduled to speak Everyone in Mark's off - The Big Short 00:41
So it was beyond perfect, when he was asked to speak at a...
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We live in an era of fraud in AmericaNot just in banking but...
Jesus Christ! - The Big Short 00:18
Jesus Christ!
...employees of Lehman Brothers today, - as the Wall-street giant's stock went to zero! - The Big Short 00:31
...employees of Lehman Brothers today, - as the Wall-street...
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the press! - The Big Short 00:50
Go directly to your transportation, do not talk to the...
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I met my wife on Match comMy profile said that I'm a...