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The Big Short

I'm standing in front of a burning house, and I'm offering you fire insurance on it

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Jared Vennett:
Let me put it this way: I'm standing in front of a burning house, and I'm offering you fire insurance on it

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Alright Let me put it this way
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I'm standing in front of a burning house
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And I'm offering you fire insurance on it
Available in 6 languages
Duration
9 seconds
Views
3,007
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:50
Uploaded
Mar 06, 2026
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Paramount Pictures,Regency Enterprises,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The men who made millions from a global economic meltdown.

Actors

Ryan Gosling
Jared Vennett
Ryan Gosling
All right, - The Big Short 00:23
All right,
If Justin Porter worked on Summer's computer, - The Big Short 00:17
If Justin Porter worked on Summer's computer,
OK I'm a chef on a Sunday afternoon setting the menu of a big restaurantI ordered my fish on Friday which is the mortgage bond that Michael Burry shortedBut some of the fresh doesn't sellI don't know why maybe it just came outhalibut has the intelligence - The Big Short 00:42
OK I'm a chef on a Sunday afternoon setting the menu of...
You're like D D Dora the Explorering you're the first person who has found this - The Big Short 00:06
You're like D D Dora the Explorering you're the...
So Hold on So mortgage bonds are dogshitCDO's are dogshit wrapped in catshit - The Big Short 00:07
So Hold on So mortgage bonds are dogshitCDO's are...
That's a self-storage facility. - The Big Short 00:16
That's a self-storage facility.
A's zero B's zero CLATTERING - The Big Short 00:25
A's zero B's zero CLATTERING
The banks have given us twenty five percent interest rates on credit cardsThey have screwed us on student loans so we can never get out from underThen this guy walks into my office and saysThose same banks got greedy they lost track of the marketAnd i can - The Big Short 00:19
The banks have given us twenty five percent interest rates...
I mean how come you don't hate this guy He's everything you taught us not to trustYou can't hate him He is so transparent in his self interest that i kinda respect him - The Big Short 00:09
I mean how come you don't hate this guy He's...
We hear you're trying to rope my client back into this. - The Big Short 00:30
We hear you're trying to rope my client back into this.
You're working on a connection between Justin and Zach. - The Big Short 00:20
You're working on a connection between Justin and Zach.
So I Ted did ask ehm To do us some meeting in frontBut I eh I couldn't find any marketing material on you guysOh we just moved here from BoulderOh can we see some of your offering documentsWell Brownfield has it own moneyIt's our money YeahWell can you - The Big Short 01:25
So I Ted did ask ehm To do us some meeting in frontBut I eh...
So, Zach, - The Big Short 00:24
So, Zach,
That is so cool! - The Big Short 00:38
That is so cool!
Justin and I completed each other. - The Big Short 00:31
Justin and I completed each other.
All right. - The Big Short 00:08
All right.
They had started working out of Jamie's garage, with a 110 thousand Jamie had saved taking sailboats up and down the east-coast. - The Big Short 00:31
They had started working out of Jamie's garage, with a...
Our investment strategy was simplePeople hate to think about bad things happening so they always underestimate their likelihood - The Big Short 00:08
Our investment strategy was simplePeople hate to think about...
People hate to think about bad things happening - The Big Short 00:07
People hate to think about bad things happening
What's up man? - The Big Short 00:28
What's up man?