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The Big Short

Short everything that man has touched

Mark Baum:

Short everything that man has touched

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Short everything that guy has touched
Duration
4 seconds
Views
2,289
Timestamp in Movie
01:28:40
Uploaded
Mar 19, 2022
Genres
comedy, drama
Production
Paramount Pictures,Regency Enterprises,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The men who made millions from a global economic meltdown.

Actors

Steve Carell
Mark Baum
Steve Carell
I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re lactate - The Big Short 00:06
I am going to try to find moral redemption and to re lactate
You're not a saint saints don't live on Park Avenue - The Big Short 00:05
You're not a saint saints don't live on Park...
Michael? - The Big Short 00:12
Michael?
To all investors, as you may know, Our agreement allows me, to take extraordinary measures When markets aren't functioning properly I currently have reason to believe The mortgage-bond market is fraudulent So, in order to protect investors from this fraud - The Big Short 00:36
To all investors, as you may know, Our agreement allows me,...
Well? Kathy thinks it would be a good idea if we sold our shorts What else is new? And she said that - The Big Short 00:16
Well? Kathy thinks it would be a good idea if we sold our...
I told her we're not selling shit - The Big Short 00:22
I told her we're not selling shit
Ah, if you need the.. - The Big Short 00:13
Ah, if you need the..
They are correlated - The Big Short 00:07
They are correlated
They're selling their dog shit CDOs then they go to another bank - The Big Short 00:09
They're selling their dog shit CDOs then they go to...
And what am I supposed to doWant me to write a piece called We're all fuckedYes That's a perfect title - The Big Short 00:08
And what am I supposed to doWant me to write a piece called...
Thanks for coming guys totally fucking awesome to see youYeah I Casey I I I've always hated youBecause you were a prick in college and you are a prick todayThanks Charlie Still living with your mom - The Big Short 00:14
Thanks for coming guys totally fucking awesome to see...
Jared It's chaos down here where are weAnd see he wept for there are no more worlds to conquerShaneShaneWellNobody's buying CDO's and mortgage bonds anymoreAnd everybody wants swaps swaps are not he most popular product on the streetThat's good for us Yes - The Big Short 00:49
Jared It's chaos down here where are weAnd see he wept...
I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some heavy losses in the bond-department Your shit might be taking on water Time to get our life-jacket and get out. - The Big Short 00:21
I'm betting Kleeger over at Morgan is taking up some...
What'd you hear tiny? - The Big Short 00:16
What'd you hear tiny?
Maybe later. - The Big Short 00:39
Maybe later.
You tell Jeff at Goldman that I'm not transferring funds, this is bullshit! - The Big Short 00:06
You tell Jeff at Goldman that I'm not transferring...
Holy shit All this time I've been trying to figure out who I'm betting against. - The Big Short 00:43
Holy shit All this time I've been trying to figure out...
Jesus Christ, are you fucking kidding me?! - The Big Short 00:31
Jesus Christ, are you fucking kidding me?!
Or we sell our swaps, when the market opens We get our bonuses, our investors get their profits We get... - The Big Short 00:26
Or we sell our swaps, when the market opens We get our...
Look I get that this is personal for you, But we have a fiduciary responsibility - No, no we don't! - The Big Short 00:45
Look I get that this is personal for you, But we have a...