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So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us Is thatNo eh no The bank owns our hedge fundWe're not really a part of it we invest in financial service companiesWe're trying to understand the residential mortgage
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The Big Short

If I write a loan on Friday afternoon, big bank will buy it by Monday lunch

Mortgage Broker:
So, is Morgan Stanley recruiting us? Is that...Porter Collins:Oh, no. No. The bank owns our hedge fund but we're not really a part of it. We invest in financial service companies and we're trying to understand the residential mortgage business.Mark Baum:How many loans do you write each month?Mortgage Broker:Pffft! About sixty.Mark Baum:What was it four years ago?Mortgage Broker:Ten... maybe fifteen.Mortgage Broker:Yeah, I was a bartender. Now I own a boat.Danny Moses:You own a boat? So How many of these are, uh, adjustable rate mortgages?Mortgage Broker:Well, most. Yeah, I'd say about ninety percent. The bonuses on those skyrocketed a few years ago. Adjustables are our bread and honey.Danny Moses:So do applicants ever get rejected?Mortgage Broker: Seriously? Look, if they get rejected, I suck at my job.Danny Moses:Even if they have no money?Mortgage Broker:Well, my firm offers NINJA loans - no income, no job. I just leave the income section blank if I want. Corporate doesn't care. These people just want homes, you know, and they just go with the flow.Danny Moses:Good for you.Mark Baum:Your companies don't verify?Mortgage Broker:If I write a loan on Friday afternoon, big bank will buy it by Monday lunch

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So is Morgan Stanley recruiting us Is that
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No eh no The bank owns our hedge fund
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We're not really a part of it we invest in financial service companies
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We're trying to understand the residential mortgage business
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How many loans do you write each month
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I don't know about six
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What was it four years ago
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Ten but maybe fifteen
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I was a bartender now i own a boat
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So how many of these are eh Adjustable rate mortgages
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Well most
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Yeah I'd say about ninety percent
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The bonuses on those skyrocketed a few years ago
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Adjustables are bread and honey
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So do applicants ever get rejected
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Seriously
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Look if they get rejected I suck at my job
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Even if they have no money
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Well my firm offers a N I N J A loan
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No Income No Job Application I just leave the income section blank if i want
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Corporate doesn't care
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These people just want homes and they go with the flow
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Your companies don't verify
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If I write a loan on Friday afternoon
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Big bank is gonna buy it by Monday lunch
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Duration
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00:50:43
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Mar 06, 2026
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Paramount Pictures,Regency Enterprises,Plan B Entertainment

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Movie Summary

The men who made millions from a global economic meltdown.

Actors

Billy Magnussen
Mortgage Broker
Hamish Linklater
Porter Collins
Steve Carell
Mark Baum
Rafe Spall
Danny Moses