Albert, these people are right-wing conservatists. They don't care if you're a pig, they...
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Albert:
Could you tell them I was a relative who dropped in? Val's Uncle? Uncle Al? Armand:
What's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al. Albert:
Oh, I could play it straight! Armand:
Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you're holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture! Albert:
What? What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig! Armand:
Albert, these people are right-wing conservatists. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!... Ah, fuck 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!
Could you tell them I was a relative who dropped in? Val's Uncle? Uncle Al? Armand:
What's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al. Albert:
Oh, I could play it straight! Armand:
Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you're holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture! Albert:
What? What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig! Armand:
Albert, these people are right-wing conservatists. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!... Ah, fuck 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!
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Could you say I was a visiting relative
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Val's uncle Uncle Al
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What's the point To be Val's gay uncle
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I could play it straight
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Oh please Look at you at how you hold your glass
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Look at your pinky your posture
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What about you You're obviously not a cultural whatever it is
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You've never been to a museum and you eat like a pig
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These conservatives don't care if you're a pig just if you're a fag
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Movie Summary
A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancé's conservative moralistic parents.
Actors
Albert
