Could you tell them I was a relative who dropped in? Val's Uncle? Uncle Al? What's the...
Something wrong with the clip?
Quote
Albert:
Could you tell them I was a relative who dropped in? Val's Uncle? Uncle Al?
Armand:
What's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al.
Albert:
Oh, I could play it straight!
Armand:
Oh please, look at you! Look at the way you're holding your glass! Look at your pinky! Look at your posture!
Albert:
What? What about you? You're obviously not a cultural... whatever it is. You've never been to a museum, and you eat like a pig!
Armand:
Albert, these people are right-wing conservatists. They don't care if you're a pig, they just care if you're a fag!... Ah, fuck 'em! Of course you can pass as an uncle!
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.924
Could you say I was a visiting relative
00:00:04.086 --> 00:00:05.429
Val's uncle Uncle Al
00:00:05.587 --> 00:00:07.965
What's the point To be Val's gay uncle
00:00:08.132 --> 00:00:10.001
I could play it straight
00:00:10.259 --> 00:00:12.978
Oh please Look at you at how you hold your glass
00:00:13.137 --> 00:00:15.515
Look at your pinky your posture
00:00:15.681 --> 00:00:20.778
What about you You're obviously not a cultural whatever it is
00:00:20.936 --> 00:00:23.028
You've never been to a museum and you eat like a pig
00:00:23.439 --> 00:00:28.366
These conservatives don't care if you're a pig just if you're a fag
Clip duration: 29 seconds
Views: 162
Timestamp in movie: 00h 49m 17s
Uploaded: 02 April, 2022
Genres: comedy
Summary: A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancé's conservative moralistic parents.
Comments
Actors
00:08 What did he do He blew a bubble
00:08 Meet me in 20 minutes at the corner of El Dorado and Palm
00:07 Why don't you set up there Figure you'll get part...
00:11 We need a woman
00:13 My father was the shaman of his tribe
00:32 I'm just a guy
00:12 Now take off the wig or I'll tell Albert you wore it
00:09 Who put Playboy in the bathroom
00:08 Agador Spartacus
00:08 From that day on they looked for a cemetery they really...
00:09 Good evening May I take your purse as usual Or
00:09 Hello A career When you gonna let me audition for you again
00:15 Who is this boy Barbie When did you last see him
00:11 Armand Goldman you old so and so
00:11 My mother always said Live on Fisher Island
00:07 Mazel tov
00:07 I've never danced with a man before
00:05 Why don't you hold the crucifix It's the prop for...
00:11 I'm glad I got on Jackson's bandwagon instead of...
00:07 It would be an affirmation We could get the Pope's...