Albert: Oh God, I pierced the toast! Armand: So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself,

Oh God, I pierced the toast! So what? The important thing to...

The Birdcage 1996
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Albert:
Oh God, I pierced the toast!
Armand:
So what? The important thing to remember is not to go to pieces when that happens. You have to react like a man, calmly. You have to say to yourself, "Albert, you pierced the toast, so what? It's not the end of your life."

Transcript:
Smear. Yeah.
Get the goddamn pinky down! Make
your fingers like iron. Stop trembling!
Hold the knife boldly, with strength.
Oh, God!
I pierced the toast!
So what? Just remember not to go
to pieces when that happens.
React like a man, calmly.
You say to yourself, "Albert, you
pierced the toast. So what?"
It's not the end of your life.
"Albert, you pierced the toast.
So what?"
Of course. There's no
need to get hysterical.
All I have to remember is,
I can always get more toast.
That's the spirit.
Let's try walking.
- Holding the sandwich?
- It doesn't matter. Just walk.

Clip duration: 47 seconds
Views: 243
Timestamp in movie: 00:00:00
Uploaded: 13 December, 2020
Genres: comedy
Summary: A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancée's right-wing moralistic parents.


Actors

Albert - Nathan Lane