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"The Blair Witch Project" quotes

The Blair Witch Project poster
Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.

Director: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez
Writer: Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez, Heather Donahue
Production: N/A
Genre: horror, mystery
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 81/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $140,539,099
Released: 30 Jul 1999
Awards: 19 wins & 26 nominations

115 video clips

Heather DonahueInterviewee
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I just want to apologize - The Blair Witch Project 00:33 I just want to apologize I'm scared to close my eyes - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 I'm scared to close my eyes I see why you like the video camera so much - The Blair Witch Project 00:24 I see why you like the video camera so much They had no beer on the island man - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 They had no beer on the island man That's the tree we crossed - The Blair Witch Project 00:35 That's the tree we crossed How could we have just camped - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 How could we have just camped But there was this old woman Mary Brown who - The Blair Witch Project 00:10 But there was this old woman Mary Brown who Tell me you're not eating a dry leaf - The Blair Witch Project 00:05 Tell me you're not eating a dry leaf Give me the compass - The Blair Witch Project 00:14 Give me the compass Flames are licking you like the Devil Josh - The Blair Witch Project 00:05 Flames are licking you like the Devil Josh Who wants a cheeseburger - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 Who wants a cheeseburger I see a dirty behind - The Blair Witch Project 00:04 I see a dirty behind Is that the Blair Witch - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 Is that the Blair Witch I really fucking hope he's kidding - The Blair Witch Project 01:09 I really fucking hope he's kidding Here's your motivation - The Blair Witch Project 00:23 Here's your motivation No redneck is this creative - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 No redneck is this creative Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one - The Blair Witch Project 00:25 Wicked Witch of the West was the bad one And come out here and mess with us - The Blair Witch Project 00:11 And come out here and mess with us You gonna write us a happy ending - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 You gonna write us a happy ending It's the Skipper - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 It's the Skipper What the fuck is that - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 What the fuck is that One of them could have been an owl - The Blair Witch Project 00:20 One of them could have been an owl Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna... Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest - The Blair Witch Project 00:16 Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday - The Blair Witch Project 00:11 What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday What killed this dead mouse - The Blair Witch Project 00:11 What killed this dead mouse I don't hear shit - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 I don't hear shit I could help you - The Blair Witch Project 00:04 I could help you Mike do not go in there please - The Blair Witch Project 00:29 Mike do not go in there please Because this is America and it's not possible - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 Because this is America and it's not possible Ls that the Blair Witch - The Blair Witch Project 00:19 Ls that the Blair Witch L think it was someone fucking with your head - The Blair Witch Project 00:10 L think it was someone fucking with your head What the fuck is this - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 What the fuck is this There's nothing out there - The Blair Witch Project 00:20 There's nothing out there I wanna make movies - The Blair Witch Project 00:44 I wanna make movies Are you happy l'm not happy no - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 Are you happy l'm not happy no Two more hours max - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 Two more hours max I agreed to a scouted out project - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 I agreed to a scouted out project I kicked it into the - The Blair Witch Project 00:42 I kicked it into the Okay l've got everything on video man - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 Okay l've got everything on video man Don't fuckin' tell me to relax - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 Don't fuckin' tell me to relax I gave you BACK - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 I gave you BACK L don't think you want to try this way l think you want to try the other way - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 L don't think you want to try this way l think you want... Heather Heather if you make me yell at this point - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 Heather Heather if you make me yell at this point It's just water - The Blair Witch Project 00:46 It's just water L think it's safe to say at this point that we're lost - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 L think it's safe to say at this point that we're... I found some cigarettes - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 I found some cigarettes My mom's mashed potatoes and a piece of ass - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 My mom's mashed potatoes and a piece of ass And I won't get to see it - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 And I won't get to see it L just want to be careful not to get in the film shot - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 L just want to be careful not to get in the film shot Dude I can't believe we're even stitching those pants at this point man - The Blair Witch Project 00:20 Dude I can't believe we're even stitching those... 2,1 30 games, - The Blair Witch Project 00:18 2,1 30 games, And come out here and mess with us - The Blair Witch Project 00:10 And come out here and mess with us Are you happy l'm not happy no - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 Are you happy l'm not happy no Because this is America and it's not possible - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 Because this is America and it's not possible But there was this old woman Mary Brown who used to - The Blair Witch Project 00:12 But there was this old woman Mary Brown who used to Can't be too careful. - The Blair Witch Project 00:21 Can't be too careful. Come on, l'm fucking tired of crying all day here. - The Blair Witch Project 00:11 Come on, l'm fucking tired of crying all day here. -Did you hear anything? -Yes! Fucking listen. - The Blair Witch Project 00:16 -Did you hear anything? -Yes! Fucking listen. Do you expect me to do something or say something? - The Blair Witch Project 00:05 Do you expect me to do something or say something? Do you expect me to do something or say something - The Blair Witch Project 00:44 Do you expect me to do something or say something Don't fucking tell me to relax - The Blair Witch Project 00:05 Don't fucking tell me to relax Flames are licking you like the devil there Josh - The Blair Witch Project 00:04 Flames are licking you like the devil there Josh -Fuck! -lt's the same log. - The Blair Witch Project 00:13 -Fuck! -lt's the same log. Give me the compass - The Blair Witch Project 00:14 Give me the compass Go! Fucking go! - The Blair Witch Project 00:20 Go! Fucking go! He wasn't beer guzzling - The Blair Witch Project 00:10 He wasn't beer guzzling Heather Heather if you make me yell at this point - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 Heather Heather if you make me yell at this point Hello? - The Blair Witch Project 00:20 Hello? How about God - The Blair Witch Project 00:03 How about God How would we have like just made a campsite - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 How would we have like just made a campsite Jesus. - The Blair Witch Project 00:14 Jesus. Jesus! - The Blair Witch Project 00:17 Jesus! Josh? - The Blair Witch Project 00:06 Josh? L could help you but l'd rather stand and record - The Blair Witch Project 00:04 L could help you but l'd rather stand and record L don't know if it's really him. l don't know if it's really him. - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 L don't know if it's really him. l don't know... L don't even know where to look. - The Blair Witch Project 00:27 L don't even know where to look. L found some cigarettes - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 L found some cigarettes L gave you back the map Heather l gave you the map - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 L gave you back the map Heather l gave you the map L hear it - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 L hear it L just want to apologize - The Blair Witch Project 02:15 L just want to apologize L love you, Mom and Dad. - The Blair Witch Project 00:10 L love you, Mom and Dad. L see why you like this video camera so much - The Blair Witch Project 00:24 L see why you like this video camera so much L think it was someone fucking with your head - The Blair Witch Project 00:09 L think it was someone fucking with your head L think it's just a deer. - The Blair Witch Project 00:19 L think it's just a deer. Lf that was Josh, he would have said where he was. - The Blair Witch Project 00:22 Lf that was Josh, he would have said where he was. Listen. - The Blair Witch Project 00:08 Listen. L'm scared to close my eyes - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 L'm scared to close my eyes L'm scared to close my eyes. - The Blair Witch Project 00:07 L'm scared to close my eyes.
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Cast

Heather Donahue - Heather Donahue
Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Joshua Leonard
Michael 'Mike' Williams - Michael C. Williams
Short Fisherman - Bob Griffin
Interviewee - Jim King
All Cast