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The Blair Witch Project

Don't fuckin' tell me to relax!

Heather Donahue:
Mike, relax.Michael Williams:Don't fuckin' tell me to relax!

Full Transcript

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Just relax Mike
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Don't fucking tell me to relax
Available in 7 languages
Duration
6 seconds
Views
1,102
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:48
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
horror, mystery
Production
Haxan Films,Artisan Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.

Actors
Heather Donahue
Heather Donahue
Are you happy I'm not happy noBut the car is not farWe're just not going to be able to find it in the dark - The Blair Witch Project 00:09
Are you happy I'm not happy noBut the car is not...
Whatever it was last night, it sounds like the same fucking thing. - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
Whatever it was last night, it sounds like the same fucking...
Where's my boots? - The Blair Witch Project 00:06
Where's my boots?
Hello? Oh, shit. It's fucking freezing. There. What? I hear it. I don't hear shit. You hear that? - The Blair Witch Project 00:22
Hello? Oh, shit. It's fucking freezing. There. What? I...
I hear itI don't hear shitYou hear that - The Blair Witch Project 00:09
I hear itI don't hear shitYou hear that
I think it's just a deer. - The Blair Witch Project 00:20
I think it's just a deer.
-Did you hear anything? - The Blair Witch Project 00:18
-Did you hear anything?
How would we have like just made a campsitein between three piles of rocks just by coincidence - The Blair Witch Project 00:09
How would we have like just made a campsitein between three...
I gave you back the map Heather I gave you the mapI gave you back the map - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
I gave you back the map Heather I gave you the mapI gave you...
We are gone. - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
We are gone.
L don't think you want to try this way l think you want to try the other way - The Blair Witch Project 00:07
L don't think you want to try this way l think you want...
Heather Heather if you make me yell at this pointI'm going to have to yell at you man - The Blair Witch Project 00:07
Heather Heather if you make me yell at this pointI'm...
L kicked the I'm sorry it's fucked up it's fucked upBut I kicked that fucking map into the creek yesterdayIt was uselessl kicked that fucker into the creekl fucking hope he's kiddingMike Holy shitl really fucking hope he's kidding Mike are you kiddingl - The Blair Witch Project 01:09
L kicked the I'm sorry it's fucked up it's...
Give me the compassYou've betrayed us all beyond Way fucking beyondBullshit man Give me the compassYou betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last nightYeah thanks - The Blair Witch Project 00:16
Give me the compassYou've betrayed us all beyond Way...
Jesus Christ. - The Blair Witch Project 00:42
Jesus Christ.
-What the fuck is this? - The Blair Witch Project 00:06
-What the fuck is this?
No redneck is this creative - The Blair Witch Project 00:06
No redneck is this creative
Okay I've got everything on video manJesus Christ I didn't even fucking see these man - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
Okay I've got everything on video manJesus Christ I...
Jesus! -Jesus Christ, what if it's... -What was that? -Jesus Christ. -I'm going to put jeans on. - The Blair Witch Project 00:18
Jesus! -Jesus Christ, what if it's... -What was that?...
Oh, dear God! - The Blair Witch Project 00:06
Oh, dear God!