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I could help you but I'd rather stand and record
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The Blair Witch Project

I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record

Michael Williams:I could help you, but I'd rather stand here and record

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I could help you but I'd rather stand and record
Available in 7 languages
Duration
4 seconds
Views
970
Timestamp in Movie
00:14:18
Uploaded
Mar 08, 2026
Genres
horror, mystery
Production
Haxan Films,Artisan Entertainment

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Movie Summary

Three film students vanish after traveling into a Maryland forest to film a documentary on the local Blair Witch legend, leaving only their footage behind.
I see a dirty behind - The Blair Witch Project 00:05
I see a dirty behind
But he's allowed to fart as much as he wantsl really don't think it's No I never gave Mike any fart allowance - The Blair Witch Project 00:09
But he's allowed to fart as much as he wantsl really...
Coming from two layers of space over hereand one of them was kind of likeOne of them could have possibly been an owlbut the other one was like a cacklingWas a definite No wayIt was a total cackling manIf I heard a cackling l would've shit in my pants - The Blair Witch Project 00:18
Coming from two layers of space over hereand one of them was...
Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest - The Blair Witch Project 00:16
Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest
So this is the first time we're seeing Mike's chestIt's really hard to pick up on video actuallyMike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chestIt's like a symbol man It's like blank hairy blank hairyYou should see my ass - The Blair Witch Project 00:16
So this is the first time we're seeing Mike's...
What killed this dead mouse - The Blair Witch Project 00:11
What killed this dead mouse
Is that the Blair WitchNo I think it's Heather taking a piss - The Blair Witch Project 00:09
Is that the Blair WitchNo I think it's Heather taking a...
I agreed to a scouted out project - The Blair Witch Project 00:06
I agreed to a scouted out project
Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage - The Blair Witch Project 00:07
Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna...
Flames are licking you like the devil there Josh - The Blair Witch Project 00:04
Flames are licking you like the devil there Josh
They had no beer on the island manIf they'd had beer they would have had like big ass orgies - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
They had no beer on the island manIf they'd had beer...
Let's not call it the Captain anymore you illiterate TV peopleIt's the Skipper - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
Let's not call it the Captain anymore you illiterate TV...
L just want to be careful not to get in the film shot - The Blair Witch Project 00:07
L just want to be careful not to get in the film shot
It certainly is odd. - The Blair Witch Project 00:05
It certainly is odd.
You didn't just knock that over. - The Blair Witch Project 00:13
You didn't just knock that over.
There's nothing out there - The Blair Witch Project 00:20
There's nothing out there
Can't be too careful. - The Blair Witch Project 00:23
Can't be too careful.
-We were sleeping. -Do you want this? - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
-We were sleeping. -Do you want this?
Listen. - The Blair Witch Project 00:08
Listen.
I think it was someone fucking with your headBut nobody knows we're out hereYeah but you ever see Deliverance - The Blair Witch Project 00:10
I think it was someone fucking with your headBut nobody...