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The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Jaakko and Sirpa have never met face to face but they talk on the phone every day. When he hears about her declining health, he decides to go meet her in another city; a challenge if you can't see and are paralyzed from the chest ...

Director

Teemu Nikki

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Genre

comedy, drama, romance

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Awards

13 wins & 5 nominations

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No, you sell shammies on
Bulwell market! - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

No, you sell shammies on Bulwell market!

The what?
What's that phrase, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

The what? What's that phrase,

Next stop, Luton.'
Look, she's waiting for me, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Next stop, Luton.' Look, she's waiting for me,

Look, my fiancée has never met
my brother or his wife. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Look, my fiancée has never met my brother or his wife.

She's nervous,
I just need two minutes - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

She's nervous, I just need two minutes

Really?
You're really gonna do thi- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Really? You're really gonna do thi-

You won't believe this, Sue.
There's a girl, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

You won't believe this, Sue. There's a girl,

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry,

Don't start. Lovely to meet you.
Shouldn't I put it next to - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Don't start. Lovely to meet you. Shouldn't I put i...

Hang on a minute, I can't do that
because I've already packed it - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Hang on a minute, I can't do that because I've alr...

Tone seems to think that our Auntie
Vi always bought me better presents. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Tone seems to think that our Auntie Vi always bought me bett...

Thirty years ago, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Thirty years ago,

Oh, sorry, Paula. I was-
d'you mind- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Oh, sorry, Paula. I was- d'you mind-

Ten thousand square feet, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Ten thousand square feet,

Well, even with Gary gone, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Well, even with Gary gone,

Oh, no, no. That-
that's really not gonna happen Tony. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Oh, no, no. That- that's really not gonna happen Tony.

What do you do, Roger?
Those headphones that broke - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

What do you do, Roger? Those headphones that broke

That well known suburb of Tokyo.
Listen, Tony. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

That well known suburb of Tokyo. Listen, Tony.

When he stops selling five million
personal stereos a year, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

When he stops selling five million personal stereos a year,

If only I could find the- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

If only I could find the-

Fine, thank you, Paula.
You're not gonna bail him out again, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Fine, thank you, Paula. You're not gonna bail him out a...

But, er, you do know Tony
likes to tap people- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

But, er, you do know Tony likes to tap people-

I'm just concer-
Well, I don't need your concern. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I'm just concer- Well, I don't need your concern.

I've managed to keep that club
going perfectly well - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I've managed to keep that club going perfectly well

The buffet car- the bar.
Is it- is it this way? - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

The buffet car- the bar. Is it- is it this way?

There's only three years diff- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

There's only three years diff-

'Bedford.
Your next station stop is Bedford.' - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

'Bedford. Your next station stop is Bedford.'

'Hello?' - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

..um, everyone just back up, yeah? - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

..um, everyone just back up, yeah?

You're my- you're my Phil Spector.
You're my Tony Visconti. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

You're my- you're my Phil Spector. You're my ...

You called it Tony Towers Astoria, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

You called it Tony Towers Astoria,

When you're there, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

When you're there,

Just open one new club. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Just open one new club.

Your mum said you might be
home for Christmas. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Your mum said you might be home for Christmas.

Oh, I do hope someone didn't
start it on purpose. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Oh, I do hope someone didn't start it on purpose.

I mean, what are the chances of
both clubs going up like that? - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I mean, what are the chances of both clubs going up like tha...

Oh, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

But that girl,
I think she had a plan all along. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

But that girl, I think she had a plan all along.

I think some people see
an opportunity and take it. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I think some people see an opportunity and take it.

But I've always thought you were a
little too trusting of people. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

But I've always thought you were a little too trusting ...

People take what they want - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

People take what they want

You need to think of yourself,
Tony. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

You need to think of yourself, Tony.

No, no, it's- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I was always convinced that
you got him better presents than me. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I was always convinced that you got him better presents than...

I don't know if you
remember, but, er, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I don't know if you remember, but, er,

♪Stop The Cavalry ♪ - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

♪Stop The Cavalry ♪

I like some of it.
Oh, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I like some of it. Oh,

I just mean, you know, if,
if things were different, if, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I just mean, you know, if, if things were different, if,

Not really.
Like all I care about is - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Not really. Like all I care about is

..she, she, you know, she's- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

..she, she, you know, she's-

And you're gonna end up married - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

And you're gonna end up married

And I'm here for you whatever, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

And I'm here for you whatever,

All the excitement you need
is right here. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

All the excitement you need is right here.

Now, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I don't like going backwards. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

I don't like going backwards.

♪ Carols singing - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

♪ Carols singing

Can you please move.
OK, OK, OK. Um... - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Can you please move. OK, OK, OK. Um...

We can play again!
Sorry, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

We can play again! Sorry,

Can you help me pick up the rest of
the German security guards - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Can you help me pick up the rest of the German security guar...

We're gonna be the new Tramps - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

We're gonna be the new Tramps

So, it's time we, er,
we clarified a few things. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

So, it's time we, er, we clarified a few things.

It was originally designed
for the APT, but, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

It was originally designed for the APT, but,

Even if we had had the advanced
passenger train, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Even if we had had the advanced passenger train,

Take the lad out of Sneinton, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Take the lad out of Sneinton,

Er, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

The Mighty Ta-ta-ta-ta. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

The Mighty Ta-ta-ta-ta.

Wellingborough is your next stop.' - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Wellingborough is your next stop.'

What?
I need to phone my wife. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

What? I need to phone my wife.

Right, hold these.
Oh, hang on, I thought I was- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Right, hold these. Oh, hang on, I thought I was-

Ready.
Oh, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Um, is Sue there?
'Who?' - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Um, is Sue there? 'Who?'

'Yeah, she's not called
Sue Taylor anymore, love.' - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

'Yeah, she's not called Sue Taylor anymore, love.&...

You're a parasite. You just- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

You're a parasite. You just-

There are things, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

There are things,

Perhaps, but we'll talk
about it then. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Perhaps, but we'll talk about it then.

♪ I got the desire... ♪ - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

♪ I got the desire... ♪

Seagulls of love... - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Seagulls of love...

..of- above, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

♪ See out on the street - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

♪ See out on the street

♪ Maybe we're fine - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

♪ Maybe we're fine

Shall we make that 'eagles', like, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Shall we make that 'eagles', like,

♪ Eagles of love- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

♪ Eagles of love-

Tony, are you done yet?
I could do with a hand. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Tony, are you done yet? I could do with a hand.

It's frightfully good here.
Yeah, I know it's terribly Chelsea. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

It's frightfully good here. Yeah, I know it's terr...

Listen to this, so- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Listen to this, so-

This guy, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

You think it's shit.
I like parts of it. - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

You think it's shit. I like parts of it.

So, if- if you want credibility, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

So, if- if you want credibility,

Well, um, - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Ahh, pull your knickers out
your crack, Astrid. He's fine- - The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic

Ahh, pull your knickers out your crack, Astrid. He's fi...

The Blind Man Who Did Not Want to See Titanic poster

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Jaakko and Sirpa have never met face to face but they talk on the phone every day. When he hears about her declining health, he decides to go meet her in another city; a challenge if you can't see and are paralyzed from the chest ...

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Teemu Nikki

Writer: Teemu Nikki

Production: N/A

Genre: comedy, drama, romance

Year: 2021

MetaScore: 76/100

ImdbRating: 7.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 10 Sep 2021

Awards: 13 wins & 5 nominations

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