It's good to see you, sweetheart. You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I...
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[after a burst of gunfire from the Mystery Woman, Jake climbs to his feet, covered in mud from the tunnel floor]
Jake:
It's good to see you, sweetheart.
Mystery Woman:
You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother.
[Jake falls to his knees]
Jake:
Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!
Mystery Woman:
You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake:
No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
[Elwood covers his head in anticipation of more gunfire, Jake removes his sunglasses to make a wordless appeal, and the Mystery Woman visibly softens]
Mystery Woman:
Oh, Jake... Jake, honey...
[Jake embraces the Mystery Woman and they kiss]
Jake:
[to Elwood]
Let's go.
[He drops the Mystery Woman and walks off]
Elwood:
[to the Mystery Woman as he steps past her]
Take it easy.
Transcript
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You look fine, man!
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Good to see you, man!
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Hey, buy you boys a drink?
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Boys, things are bad.
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They gonna sell this place
to the Board of Education
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and I'll be out on the street.
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That money's got to be in the Cook
County Assessor's Office within 11 days.
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They wouldn't turn you out, would they?
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Shit. What's one more old nigger
to the Board of Education?
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Curtis, you and the Penguin
are the only family we got.
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You're the only one
that was ever good to us
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singing Elmore James tunes and
blowing the harp for us down here.
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Well, the sister was right.
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You boys could use a little churching up.
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Slide on down to the Triple Rock
and catch Rev. Cleophus.
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You boys listen to what he's got to say.
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Curtis,
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I don't want to listen
to no jive-ass preacher
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talking to me about heaven and hell.
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Jake, you get wise.
You get to church.
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All I'm saying is we got to figure out
some way to get that money honestly.
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That could be a problem.
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It's like the Penguin says.
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We've got to make that
move towards redemption.
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We got to go to church.
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We've got to make that move towards redemption.
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We got to go to church.
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Bullshit.
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Come on.
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And now,
this week's sermon
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is from our beloved,
the Rev. Cleophus James!
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James.
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Come on, Reverend!
- Come on, preacher.
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And now, people.
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Take your time!
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And now, people.
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When I woke up this morning
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I heard a disturbing sound.
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Yeah.
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I said, when I woke up this morning
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I heard a disturbing sound!
Clip duration: 166 seconds
Views: 305
Timestamp in movie: 00h 15m 36s
Uploaded: 19 September, 2021
Genres: action, adventure, comedy
Summary: Jake Blues rejoins with his brother Elwood after being released from prison, but the duo has just days to reunite their old R&B band and save the Catholic home where the two were raised, outrunning the police as they tear through Chi
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00:22 As a matter of fact
01:06 We'll put the band back together
00:07 You fat penguin
00:49 1060 West Addison
00:28 What you gonna do
00:14 First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone
00:50 Don't get riled
00:15 Who wants an orange whip
00:30 000 for this chunk of shit
00:04 I've always loved you
00:20 About the money for tonight
00:44 Book us for tomorrow night
00:12 Did you get me my Cheez Wiz
00:07 We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into...
01:02 The Blues Brothers
02:02 I said When I woke up this mornin'
01:09 One Timex digital watch
00:09 This place has got everything
00:28 My name is Jacob Stein
00:08 Mayor Daley no longer dines here