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"The Boondock Saints" quotes

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Two Irish Catholic brothers become vigilantes and wipe out Boston's criminal underworld in the name of God.

Director: Troy Duffy
Writer: Troy Duffy
Production: N/A
Genre: action, thriller
Year: 1999
MetaScore: 44/100
ImdbRating: 7.7
BoxOffice: $30,471
Released: 21 Jan 2000
Awards: N/A

82 video clips

Murphy MacmanusRoccoYakavettaIl DuceMonsignorDocIvan CheckovVincenzo LipazziDonnaRayviePaul SmeckerThe PriestOfficer ChaffeyHojoDetective GreenlyDetective DuffyDetective DollyMackiepennySalMan In The Street
Together Shepherds we shall be for Thee my Lord for Thee - The Boondock Saints 00:18 Together Shepherds we shall be for Thee my Lord for Thee But there is another kind of evil - The Boondock Saints 00:17 But there is another kind of evil Okay Roc Laughing - The Boondock Saints 00:34 Okay Roc Laughing On Earth as it is in heaven - The Boondock Saints 00:31 On Earth as it is in heaven Fuckin' What the fuckin' fuck Who the fuck - The Boondock Saints 00:16 Fuckin' What the fuckin' fuck Who the fuck We will make you go - The Boondock Saints 01:08 We will make you go And I am reminded on this holy day - The Boondock Saints 00:44 And I am reminded on this holy day You know what they say People in glass houses sink s s ships - The Boondock Saints 00:27 You know what they say People in glass houses sink s s ships I am Ivan Checkov and you will be closing now - The Boondock Saints 00:22 I am Ivan Checkov and you will be closing now Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of here - The Boondock Saints 00:07 Why don't you make like a tree and get the fuck out of... Do you know what we need man Some rope Absolutely - The Boondock Saints 00:59 Do you know what we need man Some rope Absolutely Il Duce Never shall innocent blood be shed - The Boondock Saints 00:22 Il Duce Never shall innocent blood be shed Fuck it There's so much shit that pisses me off - The Boondock Saints 00:38 Fuck it There's so much shit that pisses me off You killed my my Your what - The Boondock Saints 00:36 You killed my my Your what We haven't really got a system of decidin' who Roc It's - The Boondock Saints 00:31 We haven't really got a system of decidin' who Roc... I can't believe that just fuckin' happened - The Boondock Saints 00:06 I can't believe that just fuckin' happened They exited out the front door - The Boondock Saints 00:46 They exited out the front door I know I'm havin' a hard day I I This joke sucks - The Boondock Saints 00:36 I know I'm havin' a hard day I I This joke sucks It's a fuckin' six shooter - The Boondock Saints 00:13 It's a fuckin' six shooter Well name one thing you're gonna need this stupid fuckin' rope for - The Boondock Saints 00:21 Well name one thing you're gonna need this stupid... Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason - The Boondock Saints 00:16 Would they ever harm an innocent person for any reason Man's Voice When I raise my flashing sword - The Boondock Saints 00:24 Man's Voice When I raise my flashing sword Destroy all that which is evil - The Boondock Saints 00:10 Destroy all that which is evil They can suck my pathetic little dick - The Boondock Saints 00:13 They can suck my pathetic little dick Anybody you think is evil - The Boondock Saints 01:06 Anybody you think is evil Basically the rule of thumb here is Wait Rule of thumb - The Boondock Saints 00:35 Basically the rule of thumb here is Wait Rule of thumb It's St Patty's Day Everyone's Irish tonight Mmm - The Boondock Saints 00:08 It's St Patty's Day Everyone's Irish tonight... How far are we going to take this Da - The Boondock Saints 00:30 How far are we going to take this Da He left me his c c Oh he fuckin' gave me this Fuck - The Boondock Saints 00:11 He left me his c c Oh he fuckin' gave me this Fuck Is there any way that we could stay here - The Boondock Saints 00:17 Is there any way that we could stay here So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns - The Boondock Saints 00:10 So you're telling me it was one guy with six guns What are you doin' I just wanted to cuddle - The Boondock Saints 00:13 What are you doin' I just wanted to cuddle I killed your cat you druggie bitch - The Boondock Saints 00:14 I killed your cat you druggie bitch Television - The Boondock Saints 00:21 Television These guys are miles away by now - The Boondock Saints 00:41 These guys are miles away by now Where the fuck are you goin' - The Boondock Saints 00:44 Where the fuck are you goin' Smecker Brilliant - The Boondock Saints 00:22 Smecker Brilliant Man's Voice Whosoever shed man's blood Panting - The Boondock Saints 00:16 Man's Voice Whosoever shed man's blood Panting These burns indicate that they used silencers - The Boondock Saints 00:47 These burns indicate that they used silencers All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston start droppin' dead and you think it's unrelated - The Boondock Saints 00:22 All the lowlifes in quiet city Boston start droppin'... What the fuck are you doing - The Boondock Saints 00:10 What the fuck are you doing It's like a scumbag yard sale We should come down here once a week and clean house - The Boondock Saints 00:11 It's like a scumbag yard sale We should come down here... You know why I fucking come here - The Boondock Saints 00:25 You know why I fucking come here Man's Voice And I shall count thee among my favored sheep - The Boondock Saints 00:19 Man's Voice And I shall count thee among my favored... We'll start the ass kissing with you - The Boondock Saints 00:10 We'll start the ass kissing with you Now you Irish cops are perkin' up - The Boondock Saints 00:15 Now you Irish cops are perkin' up Good shooting - The Boondock Saints 00:07 Good shooting You insignificant little fuck - The Boondock Saints 00:07 You insignificant little fuck You people have been chosen - The Boondock Saints 00:50 You people have been chosen I put evil men behind bars - The Boondock Saints 00:14 I put evil men behind bars So what's the symbology there - The Boondock Saints 00:27 So what's the symbology there What if it was just one guy with six guns - The Boondock Saints 00:13 What if it was just one guy with six guns I'll catch you on the flip side - The Boondock Saints 00:05 I'll catch you on the flip side Liberating isn't it - The Boondock Saints 00:17 Liberating isn't it Augustus Your father and I used him three times in 20 years - The Boondock Saints 00:35 Augustus Your father and I used him three times in 20 years Fuck me Oh - The Boondock Saints 00:21 Fuck me Oh The '90s are killing me - The Boondock Saints 00:23 The '90s are killing me This was their target the fag man - The Boondock Saints 00:12 This was their target the fag man Donna's gonna be angry about her cat - The Boondock Saints 00:24 Donna's gonna be angry about her cat Nobody reported any gunshots - The Boondock Saints 00:16 Nobody reported any gunshots I'd like to thank whichever one of you - The Boondock Saints 01:09 I'd like to thank whichever one of you But he's happy now - The Boondock Saints 00:10 But he's happy now It feels like it's still there Yeah but it's not - The Boondock Saints 00:05 It feels like it's still there Yeah but it's not Just pour the drink you fairy fuck Gasping - The Boondock Saints 00:11 Just pour the drink you fairy fuck Gasping This guy takes a blunt object fuckin' Waah - The Boondock Saints 00:17 This guy takes a blunt object fuckin' Waah Boy you guys sure did a good job - The Boondock Saints 00:16 Boy you guys sure did a good job Hey fuck ass give me a beer - The Boondock Saints 00:04 Hey fuck ass give me a beer Smecker So Duffy - The Boondock Saints 00:07 Smecker So Duffy How many bodies Greenly Eight - The Boondock Saints 00:13 How many bodies Greenly Eight You must watch dear - The Boondock Saints 00:06 You must watch dear I ain't gettin' him no fuckin' bagel - The Boondock Saints 00:12 I ain't gettin' him no fuckin' bagel Why don't you get me a cup of coffee Who the hell is this - The Boondock Saints 00:14 Why don't you get me a cup of coffee Who the hell is... That was funny wasn't it That was real fucking funny No not me Not me - The Boondock Saints 00:11 That was funny wasn't it That was real fucking funny No... Oh really I might just be wantin' a bagel with my coffee - The Boondock Saints 00:13 Oh really I might just be wantin' a bagel with my... Wyatt fuckin' Earp - The Boondock Saints 00:05 Wyatt fuckin' Earp Is it dead Oh my God - The Boondock Saints 00:08 Is it dead Oh my God I'm ready to Beep my Beep on - The Boondock Saints 00:10 I'm ready to Beep my Beep on This guy takes out a whole family - The Boondock Saints 00:09 This guy takes out a whole family It's the real deal Roc Evil men dead men - The Boondock Saints 00:16 It's the real deal Roc Evil men dead men Hey Boris - The Boondock Saints 00:23 Hey Boris It looks like we got us a cowboy Hmm - The Boondock Saints 00:07 It looks like we got us a cowboy Hmm I'm the fuck out of here - The Boondock Saints 00:08 I'm the fuck out of here

Cast

Paul Smecker - Willem Dafoe
Connor MacManus - Sean Patrick Flanery
Murphy MacManus - Norman Reedus
Rocco - David Della Rocco
Il Duce - Billy Connolly
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