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Claire:
[Knocking on the bathroom door, while Michelle is in the bathroom]
Michelle, you gotta get out of the bathroom. I'm already late for work and Rachel's gonna be late for school. Michelle Darnell:
[From inside the bathroom]
Well, I'm going as fast as I can. You're welcome to come in. Claire:
[Opening the door to find Michelle applying self-tanning spray]
Fine, but we gotta get on the schedule if you're gonna be here. Oh, my God! Close your robe! Michelle Darnell:
No, absolutely not! I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet. Claire:
I can see your vagina. Michelle Darnell:
Well, congratulations and you're welcome. You know, I had it rejuvenated in 2010. They called it a vaguvenation. You know, it's like a soft silk coin purse. [Whispered] Michelle Darnell:
I can barely urinate. Claire:
[Still in shock]
Oh, my God. Michelle Darnell:
Now, do me a favor and tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstrings. [Turns around, bends over and lifts up her robe as Rachel comes into the bathroom] Claire:
Oh, my God! Put it away! Michelle Darnell:
Huh! Claire:
Put it away! Rachel:
Whoa! Michelle Darnell:
[Turns around]
Hi, Racquel. Rachel:
It's Rachel! Claire:
Go grab your backpack, honey. We don't need to brush Our teeth today. Our teeth are fine. [Rachel leaves the room, as Michelle goes back to spraying her leg with self-tanning spray] Claire:
. You need to wipe some of that off your face. You know, it dries darker. Michelle Darnell:
No. Does it? [Grabs the bottle] Claire:
Yes. Michelle Darnell:
That's not what the bottle says. [She wipes her face with a bath towel] Michelle Darnell:
Oh. Oh, it's okay. It's coming off like a dream on your towel. Claire:
You need to clean up the bathroom and... consider staying away from self-tanner altogether. Your... pelvic region is the color of curry. Michelle Darnell:
Namaste, Claire. Thank you. Claire:
That's not a compliment
[Knocking on the bathroom door, while Michelle is in the bathroom]
Michelle, you gotta get out of the bathroom. I'm already late for work and Rachel's gonna be late for school. Michelle Darnell:
[From inside the bathroom]
Well, I'm going as fast as I can. You're welcome to come in. Claire:
[Opening the door to find Michelle applying self-tanning spray]
Fine, but we gotta get on the schedule if you're gonna be here. Oh, my God! Close your robe! Michelle Darnell:
No, absolutely not! I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet. Claire:
I can see your vagina. Michelle Darnell:
Well, congratulations and you're welcome. You know, I had it rejuvenated in 2010. They called it a vaguvenation. You know, it's like a soft silk coin purse. [Whispered] Michelle Darnell:
I can barely urinate. Claire:
[Still in shock]
Oh, my God. Michelle Darnell:
Now, do me a favor and tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstrings. [Turns around, bends over and lifts up her robe as Rachel comes into the bathroom] Claire:
Oh, my God! Put it away! Michelle Darnell:
Huh! Claire:
Put it away! Rachel:
Whoa! Michelle Darnell:
[Turns around]
Hi, Racquel. Rachel:
It's Rachel! Claire:
Go grab your backpack, honey. We don't need to brush Our teeth today. Our teeth are fine. [Rachel leaves the room, as Michelle goes back to spraying her leg with self-tanning spray] Claire:
. You need to wipe some of that off your face. You know, it dries darker. Michelle Darnell:
No. Does it? [Grabs the bottle] Claire:
Yes. Michelle Darnell:
That's not what the bottle says. [She wipes her face with a bath towel] Michelle Darnell:
Oh. Oh, it's okay. It's coming off like a dream on your towel. Claire:
You need to clean up the bathroom and... consider staying away from self-tanner altogether. Your... pelvic region is the color of curry. Michelle Darnell:
Namaste, Claire. Thank you. Claire:
That's not a compliment
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Close your robe
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No absolutely not
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I'm self tanning and my legs are still wet
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I can see your vagina
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Well congratulations and you're welcome
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You know I had it rejuvenated in 2010
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They call it a vaguvenation
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You know it's like a soft silk coin purse
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I can barely urinate
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Oh my God
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Now do me a favor
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and tell me if I have any streaks on my hamstrings
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GASPS Oh God Put it away
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Whoa Put it away
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Hi Raquel
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It's Rachel
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Go grab your backpack honey
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We don't need to brush our teeth today Our teeth are fine
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You need to wipe some of that off your face You know it dries darker
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No does it CLAIRE Yes
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But that's not what the bottle says
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Oh it's okay It's coming off like a dream on your towel
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CLAIRE You need to clean up the bathroom
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And consider staying away from self tanner altogether
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Your pelvic region is the color of curry
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WHISPERING Namaste Claire Thank you
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It's not a compliment
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Movie Summary
A titan of industry is sent to prison after she's caught insider trading. When she emerges ready to rebrand herself as America's latest sweetheart, not everyone she screwed over is so quick to forgive and forget.
