"The Boss Baby" quotes

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A story about how a new baby's arrival impacts a family, told from the point of view of a delightfully unreliable narrator, a wildly imaginative 7 year old named Tim.

Director: Tom McGrath
Writer: Michael McCullers, Marla Frazee
Production: N/A
Year: 2017
MetaScore: 50/100
ImdbRating: 6.3
BoxOffice: $175,003,033
Released: 31 Mar 2017
Awards: Nominated for 1 Oscar. 4 wins & 21 nominations total

47 Clips

Is that a true story Daddy - The Boss Baby 00:20
Is that a true story Daddy
What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about - The Boss Baby 00:07
What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about
No thanks It's probably too scary for the baby - The Boss Baby 00:18
No thanks It's probably too scary for the baby
Upsies I need upsies - The Boss Baby 00:04
Upsies I need upsies
Ladies and gentlemen - The Boss Baby 00:08
Ladies and gentlemen
What if you go baby again - The Boss Baby 00:06
What if you go baby again
I've never been so humiliated in all my LIFE - The Boss Baby 00:06
I've never been so humiliated in all my LIFE
I may look like a baby - The Boss Baby 00:26
I may look like a baby
Meet your new baby brother - The Boss Baby 00:05
Meet your new baby brother
You gotta go faster - The Boss Baby 00:42
You gotta go faster
Little halflings - The Boss Baby 00:17
Little halflings
Blackbird singing in the dead of night - The Boss Baby 00:26
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Who are you - The Boss Baby 00:08
Who are you
Even though I never went to business school - The Boss Baby 00:20
Even though I never went to business school
They have a puppy pool and everything - The Boss Baby 00:05
They have a puppy pool and everything
Fart Poop Doodie - The Boss Baby 00:03
Fart Poop Doodie
Look at him He wears a suit - The Boss Baby 00:14
Look at him He wears a suit
You can't be fired from your own family - The Boss Baby 00:17
You can't be fired from your own family
You can really talk - The Boss Baby 00:25
You can really talk
I can't do this without you - The Boss Baby 00:13
I can't do this without you
The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea - The Boss Baby 00:06
The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced...
You obviously didn't go to business school - The Boss Baby 00:08
You obviously didn't go to business school
So this whole place is run by babies - The Boss Baby 00:16
So this whole place is run by babies
Cookies are for closers - The Boss Baby 00:07
Cookies are for closers
My parents wrote it just for me - The Boss Baby 00:13
My parents wrote it just for me
What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about - The Boss Baby 00:07
What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about
Ladies and gentlemen and those in coach - The Boss Baby 00:07
Ladies and gentlemen and those in coach
But what if you go baby again - The Boss Baby 00:06
But what if you go baby again
I've never been so humiliated in all my life - The Boss Baby 00:05
I've never been so humiliated in all my life
Tim I may look like a baby - The Boss Baby 00:23
Tim I may look like a baby
Tim you've gotta go faster - The Boss Baby 00:36
Tim you've gotta go faster
While we have a little Tim time - The Boss Baby 00:11
While we have a little Tim time
Blackbird singing in the dead of night - The Boss Baby 00:18
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
They have a puppy pool and everything - The Boss Baby 00:05
They have a puppy pool and everything
You can't be fired from your own family - The Boss Baby 00:11
You can't be fired from your own family
You can talk - The Boss Baby 00:21
You can talk
I can't do this without you Tim - The Boss Baby 00:13
I can't do this without you Tim
The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced tea - The Boss Baby 00:05
The people of Long Island do not know how to make an iced...
You obviously didn't go to business school - The Boss Baby 00:04
You obviously didn't go to business school
So this whole place is run by babies - The Boss Baby 00:10
So this whole place is run by babies
Put that cookie down Cookies are for closers - The Boss Baby 00:06
Put that cookie down Cookies are for closers
That's my song not yours - The Boss Baby 00:12
That's my song not yours
Don't worry - The Boss Baby 00:17
Don't worry
You can talk - The Boss Baby 00:55
You can talk
Who ARE you - The Boss Baby 00:12
Who ARE you
Survival of the fittest - The Boss Baby 00:36
Survival of the fittest
Look at him - The Boss Baby 00:34
Look at him

Cast

Boss Baby - Alec Baldwin
Francis Francis - Steve Buscemi
Adult Tim - Tobey Maguire
Wizzie - James McGrath
Eugene (voice) - Conrad Vernon
Staci - ViviAnn Yee
Triplets - Eric Bell Jr.
Jimbo - David Soren
Big Boss Baby - Edie Mirman
Story Bear (voice) - James Ryan
Photographer (voice) - Walt Dohrn
Crying Boy / Little Boy / Boy (voice) - Jules Winter
Tim's Daughter / Girl / Little Girl (voice) (as Nina Bakshi) - Nina Zoe Bakshi
TV Chef (voice) - Tom McGrath
Airport Security Guard (voice) - Brian Hopkins
Airport Announcer (voice) - Glenn Harmon
Elvis Impersonators (voice) - Joseph Izzo
Captain Ross - Chris Miller
Flight Attendant (voice) (as Andrea Knoll) - Andrea Montana Knoll
Hazmat Baby (voice) - Chloe Albrecht
Launch Computer (voice) - Lynnanne Zager