"The Boys in the Band" quotes

The Boys in the Band poster
Tempers fray and true selves are revealed when a heterosexual accidentally intrudes on a homosexual party.

Director: William Friedkin
Writer: Mart Crowley
Production: N/A
Genre: drama
Year: 1970
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $2,695
Released: 17 Mar 1970
Awards: 3 nominations

27 Clips

Give me librium or give me meth - The Boys in the Band 00:16
Give me librium or give me meth
You better chase all your cares away - The Boys in the Band 00:32
You better chase all your cares away
Not all faggots bump themselves off at the end of the story - The Boys in the Band 00:30
Not all faggots bump themselves off at the end of the story
Not for all the tea in Mexico - The Boys in the Band 00:15
Not for all the tea in Mexico
Happy birthday to you - The Boys in the Band 00:28
Happy birthday to you
Any time of the day or night - The Boys in the Band 00:33
Any time of the day or night
Would you mind waiting over there with the gifts - The Boys in the Band 00:21
Would you mind waiting over there with the gifts
He shrinks my head and then combs me out - The Boys in the Band 00:31
He shrinks my head and then combs me out
I'm feeling like Ol' Man River - The Boys in the Band 00:23
I'm feeling like Ol' Man River
I'm having seconds - The Boys in the Band 06:12
I'm having seconds
I'm glad I don't have to pay the bill - The Boys in the Band 00:24
I'm glad I don't have to pay the bill
A falling down drunk nellie queen - The Boys in the Band 00:27
A falling down drunk nellie queen
It's tough to be a nigger - The Boys in the Band 00:37
It's tough to be a nigger
Believe it or not - The Boys in the Band 00:41
Believe it or not
And they're minding their own business - The Boys in the Band 01:37
And they're minding their own business
How's the bathroom smell - The Boys in the Band 00:35
How's the bathroom smell
As my father said to me when he died in my arms - The Boys in the Band 00:18
As my father said to me when he died in my arms
For he knows not what he do - The Boys in the Band 01:47
For he knows not what he do
How about a year from Shavuos - The Boys in the Band 00:14
How about a year from Shavuos
Your lips are turning blue - The Boys in the Band 00:22
Your lips are turning blue
There's one thing to be said about masturbation - The Boys in the Band 00:27
There's one thing to be said about masturbation
Somebody told me it's the safest place - The Boys in the Band 01:44
Somebody told me it's the safest place
What's so fucking funny - The Boys in the Band 00:22
What's so fucking funny
He has unnatural - The Boys in the Band 02:28
He has unnatural
You're a sad and pathetic man - The Boys in the Band 01:35
You're a sad and pathetic man
Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here - The Boys in the Band 00:19
Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here
Is a 32 year old - The Boys in the Band 01:23
Is a 32 year old

Cast

Michael - Kenneth Nelson
Donald - Frederick Combs
Emory - Cliff Gorman
Hank - Laurence Luckinbill
Larry - Keith Prentice
Alan McCarthy - Peter White
Bernard - Reuben Greene
Cowboy Tex - Robert La Tourneaux
Harold - Leonard Frey
Photo Model - Maud Adams
Pedestrian - Elaine Kaufman