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God, if there is one thing I'm not ready for
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The Boys in the Band

God, if there is one thingI'm not ready for, it is five screaming queenssinging "Happy...

God, if there is one thing
I'm not ready for, it is five screaming queens
singing "Happy Birthday." -Who's coming?
-I think you know everybody anyway

Full Transcript

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God, if there is one thing I'm not ready for,
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it is five screaming queens singing "Happy Birthday."
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-Who's coming? -I think you know everybody anyway.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
53
Timestamp in Movie
00:08:17
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
Ryan Murphy Television

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Movie Summary

At a birthday party in 1968 New York, a surprise guest and a drunken game leave seven gay friends reckoning with unspoken feelings and buried truths.
I mean, the same old tired fairies you've seen around since day one. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
I mean, the same old tired fairies you've seen around s...
There will be six tired, screaming fairy queens - The Boys in the Band 00:05
There will be six tired, screaming fairy queens
I'll be out of your way in a second. I've only got one more thing to do. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
I'll be out of your way in a second. I've only got...
I've got to comb my hair for the 37th time. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
I've got to comb my hair for the 37th time.
My hair, without exaggeration, is clearly falling on the floor. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
My hair, without exaggeration, is clearly falling on the flo...
No, what you see before you is a masterpiece of deception. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
No, what you see before you is a masterpiece of deception.
- It's called getting old. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
- It's called getting old.
Oh, well. One thing you can say for masturbation: - The Boys in the Band 00:07
Oh, well. One thing you can say for masturbation:
So what are you so depressed about? I mean, other than the usual everything? - The Boys in the Band 00:05
So what are you so depressed about? I mean, other than the u...
Well, Donald, if you're not going to tell me, - The Boys in the Band 00:06
Well, Donald, if you're not going to tell me,
It's just that today I finally realized I was raised to be a failure. - The Boys in the Band 00:06
It's just that today I finally realized I was raised to...
Oh, Christ. How sick analysts must get - The Boys in the Band 00:08
Oh, Christ. How sick analysts must get
Today I finally began to see - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Today I finally began to see
I realize it was always when I failed that Evelyn loved me the most. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
I realize it was always when I failed that Evelyn loved me t...
Because it displeased Walt, who wanted perfection. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Because it displeased Walt, who wanted perfection.
Failure is the only thing with which I feel at home - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Failure is the only thing with which I feel at home
♪ You better chase all the blues away ♪ - The Boys in the Band 00:11
♪ You better chase all the blues away ♪
Oh, this clever little shop on the Right Bank called Hermès. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Oh, this clever little shop on the Right Bank called Hermès....
I work my ass off - The Boys in the Band 00:09
I work my ass off
Nobody holds a gun to your head to be a charwoman. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Nobody holds a gun to your head to be a charwoman.