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The Boys in the Band

I, however, cannot seemto locate it for a gander, and if I could,I would sell it in a...

I, however, cannot seem
to locate it for a gander, and if I could,
I would sell it in a flash for some skin-deep,
transitory, meaningless beauty

Full Transcript

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I, however, cannot seem to locate it for a gander,
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and if I could, I would sell it in a flash
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for some skin-deep, transitory, meaningless beauty.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:12
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
Ryan Murphy Television

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Movie Summary

At a birthday party in 1968 New York, a surprise guest and a drunken game leave seven gay friends reckoning with unspoken feelings and buried truths.
You know what? One could murder you with very little effort. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
You know what? One could murder you with very little effort.
You hang on to that great insurance policy called the church. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
You hang on to that great insurance policy called the church...
And if it turns out that there really isn't one? Okay, nothing lost. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
And if it turns out that there really isn't one? Okay, ...
Right. I am one of those truly rotten Catholics - The Boys in the Band 00:08
Right. I am one of those truly rotten Catholics
Would you shut your minty mouth and get back to the goddamn kitchen? - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Would you shut your minty mouth and get back to the goddamn ...
How does the bathroom smell Better - The Boys in the Band 00:08
How does the bathroom smell Better
Oh, Em, it looks absolutely fabulous. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Oh, Em, it looks absolutely fabulous.
Looks like spaghetti and meatballs sort of flattened out. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Looks like spaghetti and meatballs sort of flattened out.
"It looks like spaghetti and meatballs sort of flattened out." - The Boys in the Band 00:07
"It looks like spaghetti and meatballs sort of flattene...
As opposed to you, who knows so much about haute cuisine. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
As opposed to you, who knows so much about haute cuisine.
Raconteur, gourmet, troll. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Raconteur, gourmet, troll.
Have a little vin ordinaire to wash down all that depressed pasta. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Have a little vin ordinaire to wash down all that depressed ...
Sommelier, connoisseur, pig. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Sommelier, connoisseur, pig.
No, my lip hurts too much to eat. Anybody gonna bring a plate up to Alan? - The Boys in the Band 00:05
No, my lip hurts too much to eat. Anybody gonna bring a plat...
Oh. The punching bag is now dissolved into Flo Nightingale. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Oh. The punching bag is now dissolved into Flo Nightingale.
Mmm. I'm having seconds and thirds and maybe even fifths. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Mmm. I'm having seconds and thirds and maybe even fifth...
You're absolutely paranoid about absolutely everything. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
You're absolutely paranoid about absolutely everything.
Oh, yeah? Well, why don't you not tell me about it? - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Oh, yeah? Well, why don't you not tell me about it?
You starve yourself all day - The Boys in the Band 00:14
You starve yourself all day
Connie Casserole. No trouble at all. Oh, Mary, don't ask. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Connie Casserole. No trouble at all. Oh, Mary, don't as...