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The Boys in the Band

The only thing smart about it is the ingenious waysI dodge the bill collectors

The only thing smart about it is the ingenious ways
I dodge the bill collectors

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The only thing smart about it
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is the ingenious ways I dodge the bill collectors.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
60
Timestamp in Movie
00:11:41
Uploaded
May 29, 2025
Genres
drama
Production
Ryan Murphy Television

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Movie Summary

At a birthday party in 1968 New York, a surprise guest and a drunken game leave seven gay friends reckoning with unspoken feelings and buried truths.
Yep, come to think of it, - The Boys in the Band 00:06
Yep, come to think of it,
Oh, and you, Donald, you are a credit to the homosexual. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Oh, and you, Donald, you are a credit to the homosexual.
You're a reliable, hard-working, floor-scrubbing, bill-paying fag - The Boys in the Band 00:07
You're a reliable, hard-working, floor-scrubbing, bill-...
You think it's just nifty - The Boys in the Band 00:14
You think it's just nifty
I'm here to tell you the only place in all those miles, - The Boys in the Band 00:09
I'm here to tell you the only place in all those miles,
Run, buy, borrow, make, spend. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Run, buy, borrow, make, spend.
Run, squander, beg. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Run, squander, beg.
Run, run, run. Waste, waste… - The Boys in the Band 00:07
Run, run, run. Waste, waste…
Oh, there's nothing quite as good as feeling sorry for yourself, is there? - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Oh, there's nothing quite as good as feeling sorry for ...
Backstage, Funny Girl. - The Boys in the Band 00:06
Backstage, Funny Girl.
Oh, my God. - The Boys in the Band 00:07
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm tied up tonight. Alan, tonight's no good for me. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Oh, I'm tied up tonight. Alan, tonight's no good f...
Oh, I'm tied up, too, but I thought I might just drop by for a drink. - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Oh, I'm tied up, too, but I thought I might just drop b...
It is a friend's birthday, and I am having a few people in. - The Boys in the Band 00:04
It is a friend's birthday, and I am having a few people...
-Oh. -And I'm sorry - The Boys in the Band 00:07
-Oh. -And I'm sorry
And I'd hate to just see you for ten minutes - The Boys in the Band 00:06
And I'd hate to just see you for ten minutes
-Mickey? -Alan… - The Boys in the Band 00:05
-Mickey? -Alan…
Just come on over, have a quick drink, - The Boys in the Band 00:06
Just come on over, have a quick drink,
Well… - The Boys in the Band 00:05
Well…
Your grapes are, how you say, sour. Where's my drink? - The Boys in the Band 00:04
Your grapes are, how you say, sour. Where's my drink?