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Jason:
Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself. Marcia Brady:
You mean like walking with a book on my head? Jason:
No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants? Marcia Brady:
[slaps him]
Cut my hair?
Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself. Marcia Brady:
You mean like walking with a book on my head? Jason:
No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants? Marcia Brady:
[slaps him]
Cut my hair?
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Now marcia I may be able to use you
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but first you're going to have to do a little work on yourself
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You mean like walking with a book on my head
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No I mean like cutting that mousy hair capping those teeth
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and losing about 30 pounds my little sausage
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How do you feel about breast implants
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Cut my hair
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Movie Summary
The original 70s TV family is now placed in the 1990s, where they're even more square and out of place than ever.

